London - Police bugging operations on illicit Red Top mobile hackers have unearthed a massive conspiracy to make Nick Clegg UK Prime Monster.
As a result from Monday all visitors to 10 Downing Street will have to pass knife detector equipment amid...
London - (Prudence/Jurisprudence Mess): The magnificent Sun/Moon/Mercury/Uranus conjunction at 25 degrees Pisces takes place on the historic day that disgusted Romans sent a clear message to tyrannical despot Gaius Julius Gorgon Brown Caesar.
London - (Portents): The anagramatic ouija board was at it again this weekend, this time in Windsor Castle's notorious General Pinochet Memorial Wing, where the omens were grim.
Comrade Fish and Rome Chief drew a stab, eh? flashed up dramatically...
Drowning Street - (Disgusted Press): UK Prime Mobster Tony Blair has been given a stark warning by the legions of organised crime cartels which bankrolled him into Number 10 in 1997 following gatekeeper Ruth Turner's eleventh-hour plea bargain wi...
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