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Funny story:  Amanda Bynes Says She Wants To Be The New Lindsay Lohan

Amanda Bynes Says She Wants To Be The New Lindsay Lohan

HACIENDA HEIGHTS, California - Amanda Bynes was asked by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors about the recent incident in Marina Del Rey where she was throw out of The Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner. The troubled Nickelodeon actress replied that apparentl...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Shows Up At The Wrong Rehab Clinic

Lindsay Lohan Shows Up At The Wrong Rehab Clinic

NEWPORT BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan is without a doubt the luckiest female in the entire United States. The Hollywood Starbrat has committed all kinds of misdemeanors, automobile accidents, jewelry thefts, parole violations, and she still co...
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Funny story:  Arkansas Bans The TV Series Hannibal

Arkansas Bans The TV Series Hannibal

LITTLE ROCK - The Mads "Madman" Mikkelsen series Hannibal has already been banned in Arkansas. The entertainment news agency iRumors reports that the Arkansas State Senate deemed that the show is positively inappropriate for viewing by any of Arka...
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Funny story:  Dancing With The Stars - D.L. Hughley Had Some Choice Parting Words For Len Goodman

Dancing With The Stars - D.L. Hughley Had Some Choice Parting Words For Len Goodman

HOLLYWOOD - Comedian D.L. Hughley was eliminated on week five of this season's Dancing With The Stars competition. But the funnyman did not go quietly into the dark night. All season D.L. was harshly criticized by the British judge Len Goodman, al...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Handler Talks About Christina Aguilera's Weight Loss

Chelsea Handler Talks About Christina Aguilera's Weight Loss

LA BREA - Talk show host Chelsea Handler was recently spotted in La Brea shopping for some garlic, fancy tire rims, and a pair of maracas. Handler sat down at a bus stop and talked with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors. She was asked if it was true tha...
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Funny story:  Piers Morgan Winning The Feud With The Vile Villain Omarosa

Piers Morgan Winning The Feud With The Vile Villain Omarosa

NEW YORK CITY - Piers Morgan told Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors that he has never hated a person more than he hates Omarosa, whom he says is one bitter-as-hell Villain or Villainess. He grinned as he said that he used the male and female gender t...
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Funny story:  Letters To iRumors (Swift, Lohan, & Bachmann)

Letters To iRumors (Swift, Lohan, & Bachmann)

The following are letters that were written to the editor of the Los Angeles-based iRumors News Agency, Bacardi Cheyenne. Not one word has been deleted, omitted, changed, altered, amended, or otherwise modified. Dear iRumors - My wife of 17 years Violetta and I are wondering why it is that Taylor Swift only seems to ever write songs about her ex-boyfriends. Tucker Dryflame Kalamazoo, Michi...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Handler Fires a Sarcastic Salvo at Angelina Jolie

Chelsea Handler Fires a Sarcastic Salvo at Angelina Jolie

HOLLYWOOD - Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors stated that Chelsea Handler seems to relish being in the feudistic mode spotlight. She added that the 38-year-old talk show host just doesn't seem to be happy unless she is degrading, demeaning, insulti...
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Funny story:  The Piers Morgan - Omarosa Feud Getting Hotter Than Hell!

The Piers Morgan - Omarosa Feud Getting Hotter Than Hell!

NEW YORK CITY - There are probably no two individuals in the United States who dislike, despise, and downright detest each other more than talk show host Piers Morgan and Omarosa Piers Morgan is noted for being a long time journalist and Omarosa i...
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Funny story:  Nebraska Groups Move To Ban Internet Porn

Nebraska Groups Move To Ban Internet Porn

LINCOLN, Nebraska - There is presently a movement in the state of Nebraska to prevent the state's residents from viewing porn on the thousands and thousands of Internet porn sites. Several groups are advocating the banning of these vulgarian sites...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber May Become a NASCAR Driver

Justin Bieber May Become a NASCAR Driver

NEW ORLEANS - Justin Bieber performed to a sold-out crowd at The Voodoo Arena in the city known as The Big Easy. After the concert he and several members of Team Bieber went down to Bourbon Street to have dinner. They went to the Giggle Giggle...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart's Monumental Meltdown

Kristen Stewart's Monumental Meltdown

VENICE BEACH - The female star of the Twilight Saga movie series, Kristen Stewart was recently spotted down on Venice Beach walking barefoot and mumbling to herself. K-Stew, as Vice-President Joe Biden nicknamed her, has of late been acting extrem...
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Funny story:  Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Deny They Lip Sync on The Vampire Diaries

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Deny They Lip Sync on The Vampire Diaries

LOS ANGELES - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev, the stars of The Vampire Diaries, which is set in the fictitious town of Mystic Falls, Virginia are pretty upset with an article that appeared in the supermarket tabloid Just Saying. Somerhalder who s...
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Funny story:  The Madonna - Rihanna Feud Is Getting Ugly

The Madonna - Rihanna Feud Is Getting Ugly

BROOKLYN - Madonna, 54, was spotted sitting at a table at The Plastered Platypus Lounge with her son, er boy-toy, Brahim Zaibat, 25. She was wearing dark glasses which was unusual since the PP is a very dimly lit establishment. A source close t...
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Funny story:  Kat Von D Gets Seven Jesse James Tattoos Removed

Kat Von D Gets Seven Jesse James Tattoos Removed

SAN FRANCISCO - Kat Von D, who is one of the most tattooed women in America, has just had seven of the ink markings removed. Von D, who dumped her fiancé "Messy" Jesse James after she found out he had been unfaithful with 20 different women, said...
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Funny story:  Kat Von D's Tattoo Dilemma

Kat Von D's Tattoo Dilemma

VENICE BEACH, California - Kat Von D is perhaps one of the most tattooed women in the entire country. The former fianceé of "Messy" Jesse James has said that she has become addicted to tattoos and now has more than most American males over the age...
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Funny story:  Stacy Keibler Issues A Warning To Elisabetta Canalis

Stacy Keibler Issues A Warning To Elisabetta Canalis

BEVERLY HILLS - George Clooney broke up with Italian model Elisabetta Canalis because she wanted to have half a dozen children and he didn't. Canalis also wanted for Clooney to leave the Hollywood limelight and move to her native Italy where they...
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Funny story:  The iRumors News Agency Presents "Scandals, Rumors, & Innuendos From Around The World" (June Edition)

The iRumors News Agency Presents "Scandals, Rumors, & Innuendos From Around The World" (June Edition)

The editor of The iRumors News Agency, Bacardi Cheyenne, has just announced that the June edition of its publication of 'Scandals, Rumors, & Innuendos From Around The World' is now available at leading newsstands, at Giggle Giggle Comedy Clubs throughout America, and at all Burger Bandit Restaurants. SCANDALS, RUMORS, & INNUENDOS FROM AROUND THE WORLD COPENHAGEN, DENMARK - Local auth...
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