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John Mayer Responds To Katy Perry's Attack

Funny story: John Mayer Responds To Katy Perry's Attack

SAN FRANCISCO - John Mayer was up in San Francisco taking a tour of the old Alcatraz Prison. He was asked by a reporter if he cared to comment on the verbal thrashing that ex-girlfriend Katy Perry unleashed on him. John put out his Marlboro and...

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Richard Sherman Says Justin Bieber Needs To Be Deported

Funny story: Richard Sherman Says Justin Bieber Needs To Be Deported

NEW YORK CITY - In a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black, Seattle Seahawks problem child Richard Sherman has said that the Canadian problem child Justin Bieber needs to be deported back to Canada. Sherman, the trash-talking cornerback...

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Madonna Rants That Christina Aguilera Is Too Skinny And That Someone Needs To Give Her A Hot Dog

Funny story: Madonna Rants That Christina Aguilera Is Too Skinny And That Someone Needs To Give Her A Hot Dog

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna was out in Central Park walking her pet flamingo when she was approached by an entertainment news program reporter. Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors asked the "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" singer what she thought about Christin...

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Megyn Kelly: Santa Claus Is White and The Tooth Fairy Is Gay

Funny story: Megyn Kelly: Santa Claus Is White and The Tooth Fairy Is Gay

NEW YORK CITY - FOX talk show host Megyn Kelly is sticking to her (laser) guns and is still insisting that Santa Claus is white. Kelly, the blonde with the pixie hairdo, that really belongs on an 8-year-old girl, added that the tooth fairy is gay.

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Russell Brand Says He'd Like To Have A Go At Pamela Anderson

Funny story: Russell Brand Says He'd Like To Have A Go At Pamela Anderson

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand has commented that he recently heard about Pamela Anderson and her financial woes. Brand who fancies himself to be a lady's man told Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors that he finds Pamela Anderson to be a right sultry woma...

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FLASH: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Are Back Together Again

Funny story: FLASH: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Are Back Together Again

HOLLYWOOD - As the old ancient Aztecan saying goes, "True love has a way of going away and then coming back again." Such is the case with the stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder. The 24-year-old Dobrev and the much old...

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Chelsea Handler Admits That If She Was A Man She Would Be All Over Jennifer Aniston

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Admits That If She Was A Man She Would Be All Over Jennifer Aniston

LOS ANGELES - Chelsea Handler has stated on several occasions on her TV talk show Chelsea Lately that contrary to widespread rumors she is not now nor has she ever been a lesbianite. Handler said that she thinks that the vicious gender rumors may...

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Carmen Electra Reveals Why She Broke Up With Simon Cowell

Funny story: Carmen Electra Reveals Why She Broke Up With Simon Cowell

EL SEGUNDO, California - Carmen Electra had just finished her dinner at The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon Diner when she was approached by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors. Miss Electra was asked about the situation that her ex-boyfriend Simon Cowell no...

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Jennifer Aniston Finally Addresses Those Stork Rumors

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Finally Addresses Those Stork Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston and her long time fiancé Justin Theroux were recently spotted at The Fredericks of Hollywood Bra Museum. The two were seen giggling at a bra that had been donated to the museum by Dolly Parton. Jennifer also was ama...

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Paula Deen's Marriage Is On The Rocks

Funny story: Paula Deen's Marriage Is On The Rocks

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Just when it seemed that things could not get any worse for the Southern cooking gal, now comes word that her husband is thinking of filing for divorce. According to Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors, Mr. Paula Deen (Michael Groove...

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Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus Spotted At The Encino Reservoir Engaged in Some Hanky Panky

Funny story: Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus Spotted At The Encino Reservoir Engaged in Some Hanky Panky

ENCINO - An unnamed source informed iRumors that he and his English teacher were parked out at the Encino Reservoir reviewing for an English test when they looked over and happened to see Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber in the next car. The unnamed...

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Quentin Tarrantino Says He Wrote The "N" Word 110 Times In Django Unchained and He's Doing Just Fine

Funny story: Quentin Tarrantino Says He Wrote The "N" Word 110 Times In Django Unchained and He's Doing Just Fine

HOLLYWOOD - Tinsel Town writer-director Quentin Tarrantino sat down with Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors and talked about his Civil War movie Django Unchained, Paula Deen, and the "N" word. Tarrantino said that he cannot believe all the turmoil that...

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Madonna Comments On Her Alleged Charlie Sheen Bikini Line Tattoo

Funny story: Madonna Comments On Her Alleged Charlie Sheen Bikini Line Tattoo

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna is certainly one individual who has been around the block a few times so she is definitely no stranger to the world of rumors. She was asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors about the story circulating around that she has a...

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Finally Reveal The Baby's Name

Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Finally Reveal The Baby's Name

BEVERLY HILLS - Family and friends of Kim and Kanye had a field day trying to figure out what the unmarried couple was going to name their new baby girl. Well after all kinds of speculation about names that ranged from Annaquenetta to Kimkaneesha...

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Paris Hilton Proud of Her New Erotic Video

Funny story: Paris Hilton Proud of Her New Erotic Video

LAS VEGAS - One of Tinsel Town's most infamous celebutantes, Paris Hilton was in Vegas playing the roulette wheels which she says she absolutely loves. She had actually managed to win $173 which she said she would be donating to Michelle Obama's A...

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Rihanna Refuses To Apologize For Her Profanity-Laced Remarks

Funny story: Rihanna Refuses To Apologize For Her Profanity-Laced Remarks

BROOKLYN - Rihanna had just left The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after visiting an ex-backup singer who was having her vocal cords aligned. She was asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors about the fact that her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown h...

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Nicki Minaj Admits Her Eyelashes and Hair Are Fake, But Her Butt Is Real

Funny story: Nicki Minaj Admits Her Eyelashes and Hair Are Fake, But Her Butt Is Real

TARZANA - American Idol's Nicki Minaj was spotted at the world famous Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana walking around feeding and petting the various animals. She told a reporter with The Gossipette Gazette that she had come to the petting...

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Amanda Bynes Says She Wants To Be The New Lindsay Lohan

Funny story: Amanda Bynes Says She Wants To Be The New Lindsay Lohan

HACIENDA HEIGHTS, California - Amanda Bynes was asked by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors about the recent incident in Marina Del Rey where she was throw out of The Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner. The troubled Nickelodeon actress replied that apparentl...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

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