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Apple Invents An iPod That Can Hold 7 Million Songs

Funny story: Apple Invents An iPod That Can Hold 7 Million Songs

CUPERTINO, California - Apple Inc. has just made an astounding announcement regarding its brand new Manzana Laser iPod. Apple Spokesperson Portia Yamashiro, 27, informed the news media that the consumer electronics giant has designed and developed...

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Barbra Streisand, Aging Songstress, Believes People Are Overrated

Funny story: Barbra Streisand, Aging Songstress, Believes People Are Overrated

LOS ANGELES - Behind heavily fortified fencing and along the shark infested waters in Malibu, aging singer, Barbra Streisand, the lady that sang the phrase 'People, who need other people, are the luckiest people in the world', now believes people are...

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The Parents of The Phoenix iTwins Are Causing Quite A Stir

Funny story: The Parents of The Phoenix iTwins Are Causing Quite A Stir

PHOENIX - Mr. and Mrs. Kirby Brockerbox had no idea the controversy they would stir up after their twins boys were born. The new-born twins were given the names iPad and iPod. Justine Brockerbox said that she wanted to name her twin boys Timothy a...

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iLegacy of Steve Jobs iLittle iKnown iInventions

Funny story: iLegacy of Steve Jobs iLittle iKnown iInventions

Steve Jobs was an amazing inventor of computer and digital technology, which has transformed the way we create, communicate and live our lives. However, few people know of the many other inventions that were important in the development of Steve...

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Jobs Given Blow As Apple Chief

Funny story: Jobs Given Blow As Apple Chief

Apple Chief Executive Steve Jobs has been given a blow in the top position of America's most profitable company. Jobs has been given a blow before as Chief Executive of Apple between 1984-1997, when he left the company after falling out with coll...

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ASBO Failure Plans to take their iPods

The anti social behaviour order was introduced by then Prime Minister Tony Blair in 19998. Over the years, it has had many criticisms. Last week the home secretary Teresa May announced it was time to abolish these orders with the introduction of...

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Apple Signs Lindsay Lohan to Market the New APod

Funny story: Apple Signs Lindsay Lohan to Market the New APod

Unable to keep a lid on the secretive and lucrative contract or the development of their newest product, insiders at Apple's marketing department were giddy at the opportunity to feature Ms. Lohan pitching their newest technology, the AnklePod or "AP...

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Apple Unable to Play Beatles White Album Backwards

Funny story: Apple Unable to Play Beatles White Album Backwards

Scoring a musical coup by securing the entire Beatles song catalog, Apple will be releasing individual songs and full album offerings as early as next month, in time for the holiday season. There is a glitch to the functionality when compared to the...

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iPod User Sues Apple for His Hearing Loss

Funny story: iPod User Sues Apple for His Hearing Loss

After listening to music cranked on his iPod regularly for four years, John Stevens has suffered irreparable hearing loss and he contends Apple and its iconic music player are to blame. "Apple and its iPod player made listening to music wherever,...

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Apple Releases Gigantic Lump Of Robot Sh-t As 4th Gen. iPod Touch.

Funny story: Apple Releases Gigantic Lump Of Robot Sh-t As 4th Gen. iPod Touch.

They've just stopped trying, customers around the world are saying, after evil corporation Apple, Inc. foisted a gigantic, steaming lump of printed circuitry feces upon the gadget-buying public, implausibly calling it the 4th Generation iPod Touch.

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Dear Person who Burglarized my SUV...

Funny story: Dear Person who Burglarized my SUV...

New Jersey Criminal Code Section 62: Simple Burglary--"Simple burglary is the unauthorized entering of any dwelling, vehicle, watercraft, or other structure, moveable or immovable, with the specific intent to commit a felony or any theft therein. Whoever commits the crime of simple burglary shall be fined not more than two thousand dollars, imprisoned with or without hard labor for not more than t...

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New Apple "i" product a hit with the men

Funny story: New Apple "i" product a hit with the men

Having had much success with the iPod, iPhone and more recently the iPad, the technology to money firm has introduced the latest gadget in its iWant range of otherwise live-without gadgets. The new iRon is a speciality domestic unit produced for w...

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Apple's iBalls Set To Replace IVF

Funny story: Apple's iBalls Set To Replace IVF

Apple has announced its next must-have personal accessory, the iBalls. Marketed mainly at men, the iBalls will let users determine the gender, looks and intelligence of their children. Combining a mobile version of The Sims game, and genetic in...

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Apple to Release Newest Game Changer

Apple (AAPL) CEO Steve Jobs could hardly contain himself at a press conference early Tuesday when he unveiled the newest ridiculously super awesome Apple product "Ladies and Gentleman, we've done it again, I'm here to announce to you today that you n...

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Crowd at Apple Store in the Louvre reaches 500; France surrenders to it.

Funny story: Crowd at Apple Store in the Louvre reaches 500; France surrenders to it.

Over 500 French technophiles waited in line for several hours at the Apple store, in the Louvre's shopping center, for the chance to buy an iPad, which went on sale yesterday. Fearing that the iPad owners are already stronger than France's combin...

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Review: iPod Atto

Funny story: Review: iPod Atto

Once in a while, as the Spoof's top reviewer, I get handed something to review that makes the whole job worthwhile. This month, I was asked to review the hottest technological product ever: the iPod Atto. The iPod Nano is the slimmed down version of the iPod, which is a slimmed down version of the iPhone or iPad. Or conversely, the iPhone is a beefed up version of the iPod, which is a beefed...

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Apple blanket trademark

Funny story: Apple blanket trademark

Apple have announced that they have taken out a blanket trademark on any technology product beginning with a lower case 'i'. With the launch of the iPad that links seamlessly with an iPod, they have started to make use of that trademark. An Apple...

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IPod Is New Terror Weapon

Funny story: IPod Is New Terror Weapon

Recent reports of a spate of Ipod explosions have triggered an investigation by police and anti-terror agencies throughout Europe. The authorities fear that it is only a matter of time until the "IBomb" - a nickname for official use only - becomes...

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