Apple Chief Executive Steve Jobs has been given a blow in the top position of America's most profitable company.
Jobs has been given a blow before as Chief Executive of Apple between 1984-1997, when he left the company after falling out with coll...
The anti social behaviour order was introduced by then Prime Minister Tony Blair in 19998. Over the years, it has had many criticisms.
Last week the home secretary Teresa May announced it was time to abolish these orders with the introduction of...
Unable to keep a lid on the secretive and lucrative contract or the development of their newest product, insiders at Apple's marketing department were giddy at the opportunity to feature Ms. Lohan pitching their newest technology, the AnklePod or "AP...
Scoring a musical coup by securing the entire Beatles song catalog, Apple will be releasing individual songs and full album offerings as early as next month, in time for the holiday season. There is a glitch to the functionality when compared to the...
After listening to music cranked on his iPod regularly for four years, John Stevens has suffered irreparable hearing loss and he contends Apple and its iconic music player are to blame.
"Apple and its iPod player made listening to music wherever,...
They've just stopped trying, customers around the world are saying, after evil corporation Apple, Inc. foisted a gigantic, steaming lump of printed circuitry feces upon the gadget-buying public, implausibly calling it the 4th Generation iPod Touch.
New Jersey Criminal Code Section 62: Simple Burglary--"Simple burglary is the unauthorized entering of any dwelling, vehicle, watercraft, or other structure, moveable or immovable, with the specific intent to commit a felony or any theft therein. Whoever commits the crime of simple burglary shall be fined not more than two thousand dollars, imprisoned with or without hard labor for not more than t...
Having had much success with the iPod, iPhone and more recently the iPad, the technology to money firm has introduced the latest gadget in its iWant range of otherwise live-without gadgets.
The new iRon is a speciality domestic unit produced for w...
Apple has announced its next must-have personal accessory, the iBalls.
Marketed mainly at men, the iBalls will let users determine the gender, looks and intelligence of their children.
Combining a mobile version of The Sims game, and genetic in...
Apple (AAPL) CEO Steve Jobs could hardly contain himself at a press conference early Tuesday when he unveiled the newest ridiculously super awesome Apple product "Ladies and Gentleman, we've done it again, I'm here to announce to you today that you n...
Over 500 French technophiles waited in line for several hours at the Apple store, in the Louvre's shopping center, for the chance to buy an iPad, which went on sale yesterday.
Fearing that the iPad owners are already stronger than France's combin...
Once in a while, as the Spoof's top reviewer, I get handed something to review that makes the whole job worthwhile.
This month, I was asked to review the hottest technological product ever: the iPod Atto.
The iPod Nano is the slimmed down version of the iPod, which is a slimmed down version of the iPhone or iPad. Or conversely, the iPhone is a beefed up version of the iPod, which is a beefed...
Apple have announced that they have taken out a blanket trademark on any technology product beginning with a lower case 'i'.
With the launch of the iPad that links seamlessly with an iPod, they have started to make use of that trademark. An Apple...
Recent reports of a spate of Ipod explosions have triggered an investigation by police and anti-terror agencies throughout Europe.
The authorities fear that it is only a matter of time until the "IBomb" - a nickname for official use only - becomes...
New York, NY - Amid reports that the next generation iPods will protect users' hearing by automatically adjusting volume, a lesser-known feature has been leaked to the media. According to an Apple employee who wishes to remain anonymous for her safe...
(Cupertino, CA) Apple computer announced the abrupt firing of its entire Ipod nano staff. Steve jobs took to the podium today to explain "They went too far this time. I just got out of a meeting with the guys, and when I saw the next generation nano...
DATELINE:London-- Queen Elizabeth was in shock last night, according to a royal spokesperson. The queen had just discovered some outrageous tracks on her new Ipod, courtesy of the Obamas. The shallow First Couple gave the cheap gift to the queen y...
iPod users have been known to complain about the sound quality of their 'ear bud' earphones, but don't think for a minute that the manufacturers have been resting on their laurels.
"Actually we've been experimenting on them!" Jokes Peter "Thump" E...