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Apple Refuses to Share Mind-Reading Software With FBI

Funny story: Apple Refuses to Share Mind-Reading Software With FBI

In a press release held Thursday morning, FBI investigator Tracey McCall expressed her frustration at Apple's refusal to cooperate with the San Bernardino shooting investigation: "We know that they install mind-reading software in all of their iPh...

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New "Hire-A-Thug" Parking App is All The Rage!

Funny story: New "Hire-A-Thug" Parking App is All The Rage!

San Francisco, CA - Ivor Putinski loves his new home in America, and wanted nothing more than to use his various talents to help improve the lives of the people in his newly adopted country. This inspired Ivor to develop his new "Hire-A-Thug" iPhone...

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The Only Way is Essex? There's an App for that

Funny story: The Only Way is Essex? There's an App for that

The cast of The Only Way Is Essex (or TOWIE for those that can't string a sentence together) are known for a few things, one of which is their permanent, all year round, unfading, tan. Previously, this has required a series of expensive trips to a...

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Apple Ends Our Misery

Recently, while describing the new iOS8 software capabilities, Apple representatives ended the press release with a vague statement, "…among other things." Young adults, none of whom actually pay for their phones or services thanks to parental guilt...

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Apple to Launch Latest in Technology: "iStoned"

Apple corporation developers are said to have a new product bubbling in the background. Right now details are hazy but there are rumors that they will release a mini marijuana bong equipped with all of the features that are available on other produc...

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Want to know your personality? There's an app for that!

Funny story: Want to know your personality? There's an app for that!

In the bad old days of psychotherapy, the therapist would feel the skull and determine a personality from the various bumps and ridges over the cranium. "The theory," said Mac Buck, editor of App World! magazine, "is that the brain's various cont...

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Mobile Game Developer Can Upgrade From 'Lite' to Full Defense in Lawsuit, Says Supreme Court.

Funny story: Mobile Game Developer Can Upgrade From 'Lite' to Full Defense in Lawsuit, Says Supreme Court.

In a bold and self-congratulatory move, a group of mobile gaming enthusiasts have sued Novio, the developer of the Angry Fowl series, for $50 million dollars, according to papers filed in New York Federal Court today. According to the suit, Novio...

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Which lane to choose? There's an app for that

Funny story: Which lane to choose? There's an app for that

Everybody has sat on a motorway, looking at the other lanes all moving faster, only for them to slam to a stop the moment you change lanes into them. If only it was possible to predict which lane was the fastest, people could shave seconds off their...

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Eyesight failing? There's an app for that

Funny story: Eyesight failing? There's an app for that

Opticians have long been the only place you can go to when you realise that the reason you keep bumping in to stuff is that you need glasses. Normally, most people continue to bump into stuff rather than get glasses for vanity reasons. Some continue...

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Cardiac arrest? There's an app for that

Funny story: Cardiac arrest? There's an app for that

One of the major causes of death among men aged between below twenty-five and above eighty-two is cardiac arrest, more commonly known as a heart attack. Nearly one in every one people will at some point in their lives, die of a stopped heart. With...

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Parachute failed to open? There's an app for that

Funny story: Parachute failed to open? There's an app for that

There are a wealth of Life Logging Apps that record your every waking thought, view and conversation. But what about Death Logging Apps? "There's a remarkable lack of death related apps," said App World! editor Mac Buck. "Stepping into this void i...

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Bulb gone on your car? There's an app for that

Funny story: Bulb gone on your car? There's an app for that

Every driver has been there. Driving along quite happily when they become aware of all the other drivers flashing. A quick check shows that the headlights should be on, but pulling over and it's discovered that the bulbs are blown. "What can you d...

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Underage? Want a Drink? There's an App for That

Funny story: Underage? Want a Drink? There's an App for That

It's been a problem faced by youth across the world since the invention of under-age drinking laws: how to get served alcohol when under the legal age. For iPhone users who know what they're doing, this will no longer be a problem. "I've managed t...

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How long will I have to wait? There's an app for that

Funny story: How long will I have to wait? There's an app for that

Everybody has been, at some point, stood in a queue. Whether it is a queue for a roller coaster or for a Subway Meal Deal, it is sometimes handy to know how long it will take to get through the queue. Step forward (if the queue's moved on) the latest...

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Like to play pub games? There's an app for that

A new applelet for the Apple iPhone is now ready for pub game lovers called iAm. "I love this game," said App World! editor, Mac Buck. "It's so simple, and yet it's so much fun to play." The game requires all the competitors to have an iPhone,...

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Trouble remembering your password? There's an app for that

Funny story: Trouble remembering your password? There's an app for that

One of the major problems with iPhones is remembering the lock code. Was it a swoosh or a sweep? Up and down or across. Several apps have been proposed to get around the problem, but none of them are satisfactory. Now, Quipper Apps have launched Gait...

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Lost your TARDIS? There's an app for that

Funny story: Lost your TARDIS? There's an app for that

One of the big problem for galaxy travelling Time Lords is when their TARDIS uses its chameleon circuit to camouflage itself. "I met this one Time Lord," said App World! editor, Mac Buck, "He's parked his time machine in a multi-storey car park an...

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Showing support at the Olympics? There's an app for that

Funny story: Showing support at the Olympics? There's an app for that

In order to show support at the Olympics, it's been necessary to buy a flag for each country supported, but no longer. Lancashire applelet design company, App-N, have launched the iFlag. "I couldn't get tickets for the Olympics," said App World! e...

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