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Max Headroom Remembers Dating iphone's Siri In College

Funny story: Max Headroom Remembers Dating iphone's Siri In College

Los Angeles, CA - Max Headroom never imagined that the girl he once dated in college, a nerdy know-it-all named Siri, would go on to become the voice of Apple's iphone. We sat down with the '80's icon, who was dumbfounded by her success. "I j-j-j...

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Mom discovers communication potential of emoji

Funny story: Mom discovers communication potential of emoji

Medicine Park, OK - Fascinated by the whole new world opening up before her, local mother of two discovered emoji Thursday. Samantha Briggs, 54, is reportedly sending record amounts of texts and Facebook messages just so she could use the new means o...

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I am Black Siri

Funny story: I am Black Siri

To the Editor: I am bound by contract to not reveal my name, but I am the voice of Black Siri. Let me explain. I am a black woman who recorded my voice with Apple to be the black version of Siri. I am affirmative action in action. What black person wants to be told what to do by some white woman? White Siri can sound very know it all and bossy. My soothing black voice is your answer. When...

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Apple Announces iPhone For Pets

Funny story: Apple Announces iPhone For Pets

As the market for iPhones becomes saturated, Apple is attempting to tap into another niche market by rolling out reinforced iPhones and iPads for pets. Mike Bursa of team Apple gave a demo and talk at an unveiling party in Palo Alto, CA. Only a fe...

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New Keypad Let's You Butt Dial On Purpose

Funny story: New Keypad Let's You Butt Dial On Purpose

Chemist, and now inventor, Trevor Maxon is enabling people to accurately do on purpose what they always do by accident: butt dial. For our interview and demonstration this day, Maxon is wearing his Bluetooth enabled Boogie Pad Butt Dialer jeans.

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Apple Refuses to Share Mind-Reading Software With FBI

Funny story: Apple Refuses to Share Mind-Reading Software With FBI

In a press release held Thursday morning, FBI investigator Tracey McCall expressed her frustration at Apple's refusal to cooperate with the San Bernardino shooting investigation: "We know that they install mind-reading software in all of their iPh...

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Man Captures Greatest Selfie Ever Taken

Funny story: Man Captures Greatest Selfie Ever Taken

FRANKLIN, KY- After virtually no debate whatsoever, researchers at the Kentucky Institute of Technology have unanimously declared what they believe to be the "greatest selfie ever taken". The indefectible snapshot was initially discovered by resea...

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New App Will Call a Party-Goer to Crack Your Smart Phone Screen in Authentically "Cool" Manner

Funny story: New App Will Call a Party-Goer to Crack Your Smart Phone Screen in Authentically "Cool" Manner

New York, NY- Today, the new "CrackIt" app was officially launched to much fanfare, it's an app that provides users a "socially legitimate phone screen crack" on-demand. The app was bolstered by an impressive $2 million dollar seed funding round, led...

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Apple Reveals New iBitch Robot

Funny story: Apple Reveals New iBitch Robot

Electronics giant Apple chose New York City as a venue to introduce its new dominatrix robot, the iBitch, to consumers last week. Spokesbitch Ivana C. U. Hirt explained to reporters and tech gurus that the idea for the iBitch was actually spawned...

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The Only Way is Essex? There's an App for that

Funny story: The Only Way is Essex? There's an App for that

The cast of The Only Way Is Essex (or TOWIE for those that can't string a sentence together) are known for a few things, one of which is their permanent, all year round, unfading, tan. Previously, this has required a series of expensive trips to a...

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Teenage girl puts down smartphone, grabs book

A Chicago-area teenage girl, who, according to her parents, hasn't put down her smartphone in 4 years, recently put her device down and picked up a book. "I was shocked," said the girl's father, Neil Withers, about the seeing his daughter with a...

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New Fad - Young People Get iPhones Installed In Their Head Replacing Brains

Funny story: New Fad - Young People Get iPhones Installed In Their Head Replacing Brains

In the latest cool trend to hit the streets masses of young people are getting their I-phones installed in their heads where their brains used to be. The popularity and 24 hour a day usage of Apples extremely popular gadget has brought about this new...

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The iPhone 6: A Review

Funny story: The iPhone 6: A Review

The new iPhone 6 (or 7 or 8 or maybe 9 we're not sure no-one tells us much these days) came out the other day (yeah we know we're behind with the story, shut up) with people queuing for up to ten days to buy one. Knowing we couldn't afford one and la...

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Apple launches iPhone 6 with holographic Caller ID Image

Funny story: Apple launches iPhone 6 with holographic Caller ID Image

Cupertino, California - A full-screen sized hologram of Caller Identity Images will be popping up each time Apple's swish new all-bells-and-whistles iPhone 6 gets an incoming or makes an outgoing call. And a new voice-over feature will see hologr...

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"Toilet texter" ruins iPhone

Funny story: "Toilet texter" ruins iPhone

25-year-old Richard Soothbeam is embroiled in a unique contract dispute with Vodafone after he forgot to take his phone out of his right hand and replace it with toilet paper before cleaning himself. Richard, 'a scruncher' in 99% of cases accordin...

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Man Cheats On Wife With iPhone's Siri

After two children, one dog, and three cars, Raymond Jones (42) of Niagara Falls, NY has filed for divorce from his wife of 12 years Rebecca (37). In the fall of 2013 the eligible (for an upgraded cell phone) Raymond went to his local AT&T sto...

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The iPhone TaskForce Sets Sail From Tokyo

Funny story: The iPhone TaskForce Sets Sail From Tokyo

Tokyo (STT News) - A new iPhone case that is set to take the world by storm was unveiled today at the Smartphones Rule the World hardware convention in Tokyo. It's called the 'TaskForce' and it has already pushed aside the much-heralded TaskOne case...

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Unable to change her profile picture on Facebook for 8 days, girl goes into depression

Mumbai: Late last evening, Simran Kanodia, a 19 year old girl was admitted to Dr. Shrink Hospital and is being treated for depression apparently induced from the pain of not being able to change her profile picture on Facebook for 8 days. Your fea...

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