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Stormy Daniels on the President’s appendage in exclusive interview

Funny story: Stormy Daniels on the President’s appendage in exclusive interview

Investigators were able to speak to Ms. Daniels yesterday on revelations that may play a vital role in the upcoming midterm elections. That is,Ms. Daniels has declared there is some abnormality in the President’s physiology, possibly indicating he...

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Comey diagnosed with NDCR syndrome as doctors warn of new virus and spreading epidemic

Funny story: Comey diagnosed with NDCR syndrome as doctors warn of new virus and spreading epidemic

Former Director of the FBI James Comey has been hospitalized and isolated in a special care facility in Washington, D.C. He is diagnosed with a severe outbreak of the new virus NDCR, particularly virulent this summer. This facility remains cla...

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Twitter promotes new Product - Twitter Twatter Weaponised Hysteria™

Funny story: Twitter promotes new Product - Twitter Twatter Weaponised Hysteria™

Twitter today proudly announced a new product today that they believe will give them the edge on Zuckerburgs Face Space Fake News capability. Twitter management have been concerned recently with falling revenues and saw the success of the other guys...

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2017: The Mushroom Age Is Here! - World Media Promise You News Yet To Happen

Funny story: 2017: The Mushroom Age Is Here! - World Media Promise You News Yet To Happen

Today the world's media gathered, all seven elderly Caucasian men, to discuss headline news which "will happen" in 2017. The seven, representing 98.3% of the planets mainstream news' outlets, met at Chappaqua, New York in a palatial summer resid...

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Trump's 'OOMPA LOOMPA' Tweet Causes Mass Hysteria - Opinion Divided

Funny story: Trump's 'OOMPA LOOMPA' Tweet Causes Mass Hysteria - Opinion Divided

Donald Trump caused a global media frenzy over his latest tweet, "OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPETY DOO", leading to Martial Law being declared in eighty countries overnight. With DEFCON II about to be formally declared, mass civil unrest and hysteria seems...

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New products for Ebola scare proposed plus additional restrictions and theories

Funny story: New products for Ebola scare proposed plus additional restrictions and theories

A new company named KRAP Inc. has stepped forward to take action in the Ebola crisis. KRAP Inc. (Kaci Risks and Preventions) maintains it is responding in the spirit of Salem in the 1690's, Senator McCarthy in the 1950's, and the anthrax scare on...

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Halal tap water causes outrage

Funny story: Halal tap water causes outrage

First it was Subway that was selling halal meat, then Pizza Express, now it turns out halal produce is everywhere, including the water coming out of British taps. "This is an outrage," said Nick Farage, head of UKIP. "Why isn't this on the news?...

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Top of the Mandela-Tribute Pops

Greetings pop pickers. What follows is a chart rundown of the most used soundbites of which politicians, attempting to outdo each other with, and EVERY media outlet, attempting to shape our opinions with, have utilised in their gushing application of Sainthood to a man who never wanted to be considered a saint because he and no one is. He was however, a great man. (d'oh) 10. Great Man 9. Ma...

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Don't Ever Say the @*#*!-Word to Me Again

Funny story: Don't Ever Say the @*#*!-Word to Me Again

I understand that two people will fight, especially when they've been together as long as we have. But to take such a low road by using the @*#*!-word is just too much. How can you not remember that the last time you said @*#*! to me, I left you for more than a week? All I can take away from your use of that word this time is you want me to leave you. Is that it? Because if it is, you should just...

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Giant Rodent Infestation Causing Anxiety In Florida

Funny story: Giant Rodent Infestation Causing Anxiety In Florida

A central Florida community has launched citizen patrols after reports that giant sized rodents had been spotted in several locations, striking fear into the hearts of townsfolk. The first sighting of the massive rodent, which some described as 'h...

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Princess' Pregnancy Pissing off Paupers

Funny story: Princess' Pregnancy Pissing off Paupers

As the joyous, wonderful, life-affirming and hugely significant news broke of the Duchess of Cambridge's pregnancy, it emerged soon after that the general public really could not give a flying fuck. Or a grounded one for that matter. Media coverag...

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Jets Scrambled As Passenger Unfastened Seat Belt To Use Bathroom

Funny story: Jets Scrambled As Passenger Unfastened Seat Belt To Use Bathroom

Six F-15 fighter jets were scrambled yesterday to escort a transatlantic flight diverted amid a passenger's suspicious behaviour, say US officials. The plane was due to land in Miami, Florida, but was sent over 5000 miles away to San Diego. The...

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Blog gets read

Funny story: Blog gets read

The Twitterati whipped themselves up into a frenzy this afternoon after a blog got read. "I got a hit!" Tweeted the blogger, excitedly. "And it wasn't from my family, Twitter followers nor anyone from my local group therapy session either!" ... ..

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Terror hysteria to blame for hysteria over terror.

Funny story: Terror hysteria to blame for hysteria over terror.

If a potential issue or threat emerges, people panic, and these days it is called terror hysteria. Once upon a time it would have been the reds under the beds but according to opinion polls and sources, the terror these days is a little less well...

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Epidemic Breaks Out in Prisons After Paris Hilton's Release

Funny story: Epidemic Breaks Out in Prisons After Paris Hilton's Release

Los Angeles, CA: Following the release from prison of socialite Paris Hilton after just 3 days of her 23 day sentence, news is beginning to leak out of an epidemic of crying and mass hysteria that is sweeping the nation's prisons.

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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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