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Horror: Man Puts Two Sugars In Wife's Coffee

Funny story: Horror: Man Puts Two Sugars In Wife's Coffee

A sussex man was in shock last night after admitting to police that he had put two sugars in his wife's coffee. The unnamed man, Brian Talbot (53), told officers the incident occurred at around half past nine, when his wife Vera asked him to be a...

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Husband Turns Central Heating Up in October

Funny story: Husband Turns Central Heating Up in October

A terrified housewife called 999 after her husband turned the central heating up to 28 degrees. Demanding to have him sectioned under the Mental Health Act, Mrs. Beryl Coldwell of Scunthorpe who was found hiding in the attic wrapped in a blanket, bra...

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All Married Men Have Less Sex Than All Married Men

Funny story: All Married Men Have Less Sex Than All Married Men

Blue Balls, WI - A group of researchers comprised of the best minds in modern physics have directly proved part of Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity as it applies to human existence. The experiment and associated findings are focused on married...

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New Study Reveals Shocking Tips on How a Wife Can Help Her Husband Get a Raise

Funny story: New Study Reveals Shocking Tips on How a Wife Can Help Her Husband Get a Raise

This week, The Wall Street Journal [WSJ] reported that to earn a bigger paycheck, "you will need to do more than just a top rate job." According to the WSJ, "an effective strategy for obtaining a raise also requires a top rate performance from your s...

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Suzanne Somers Says She & Husband Have Sex 2-3 Times Every Night!

Funny story: Suzanne Somers Says She & Husband Have Sex 2-3 Times Every Night!

"Then there are the days", she sighs. She also admitted that her 67-year-old husband just had to use a lot of penis pills, etc and she did all the work. "I wasn't allowed to tell this on the Thighmaster infomercials except in Europe. But they r...

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Jennifer Aniston Makes A Stunning Confession Regarding Brad Pitt

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Makes A Stunning Confession Regarding Brad Pitt

BEVERLY HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has been engaged to Justin Theroux, 42, for quite a long time. And the 44-year-old actress who is considered America's Sweetheart says that her patience is growing thin. Aniston recently spoke with Carolina Chipotl...

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Three Hour Orgasm: Doctors, Hospitals, Dr. Oz Getting Thousands of Calls

Funny story: Three Hour Orgasm: Doctors, Hospitals, Dr. Oz Getting Thousands of Calls

Medical centers of all types have been receiving thousands of calls from women over "Liz", the woman who had a three hour orgasm according to TV program and confirmed by doctors at hospital where she was taken for medical help. The callers want to...

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James Brolin Wants To End His 15-Year Marriage To Barbra Streisand

Funny story: James Brolin Wants To End His 15-Year Marriage To Barbra Streisand

MALIBU BEACH - Actor James Brolin, 73, has said that he feels that the time has come to put an end to his marriage. The actor who has starred in such films as The Amityville Horror, Rambo, and The Amityville Horror 2: The Damn Whores Arrive, simpl...

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Mia Farrow Says Woody Allen Not Ronan's Father

Funny story: Mia Farrow Says Woody Allen Not Ronan's Father

Actress Mia Farrow has told reporters that her son may not be the offspring of her former husband Woody Allen but belong to first husband, Frank Sinatra. "I'm pretty sure he belongs to my first husband, Old Blue Eyes, not Old Balloon Eyes", she wa...

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Wynonna Judd Explains The Baby Bump

Funny story: Wynonna Judd Explains The Baby Bump

WATERLOO, Iowa - The crowd at The Crop Rotation Convention Center in Waterloo fell in love with Wynonna Judd and her gallery of hit songs. After the concert Wynonna spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine in her $1.2 million customized tou...

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Ellen DeGeneres Denies The Sex Change Rumors

Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Denies The Sex Change Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres told the entertainment media that she has no idea where in the world the rumor of her having sexual reassignment surgery started. The blonde, blue-eyed comedian, who is married to Portia DeGeneres, sa...

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Paula Deen's Husband Is Thinking About Moving To Afghanistan

Funny story: Paula Deen's Husband Is Thinking About Moving To Afghanistan

SAVANNAH, Georgia - The Paula Deen Three Ring Circus continues to go on and on and on. After losing dozens of her sponsors and advertisers as well as her show, the Southern cooking gal has just fired her agent. Deen said that she feels that he...

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Paula Deen's Unbelievable Request To NASA

Funny story: Paula Deen's Unbelievable Request To NASA

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Paula Deen says that everytime she logs onto the Internet she sees where another one or two sponsors and corporations have dropped her. She revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that the latest company to abandon...

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Kim Kardashian Will Be Starring In Her Own Reality Game Show Called "Okay So Who Wants To Be My Next Hubby?"

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Will Be Starring In Her Own Reality Game Show Called "Okay So Who Wants To Be My Next Hubby?"

LOS ANGELES - The word out of Tinsel Town is that the Bravo Network has several producers already working out the final details for the latest reality show from the B Network. Network Director of New Shows Axton P. Splitboro, 43, informed the ente...

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My husband's a lardy slob

Funny story: My husband's a lardy slob

Dear Bonnie Contention, I married my husband a year ago and he's become a big, fat, lazy slob. I'm not quite sure how it happened, but I do all the housework, cook all the meals, organise our holidays and nights out, while he does nothing apart from watch TV and drink with mates. Oh, wait! Maybe that's how it happened! Anyway... He's put on seventeen stone and the fat bastard blames me f...

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Slob Husband: "I'm protected by religious law"

Funny story: Slob Husband: "I'm protected by religious law"

Allan Homgrund of Sioux Falls, IA says it's a shame his wife doesn't respect his religious beliefs. His wife Katy claims that Homgrund is a slob, leaving dirty underwear on the living room floor and spilling beer on the carpet, which he asser...

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For a Happier Husband, Treat Him Like a Dog

Funny story: For a Happier Husband, Treat Him Like a Dog

LONG ISLAND, New York - Ladies, do you greet your companion with excitement every day, overlook his flaws, and forgive his bad behavior? If the companion in question is a dog, the answer is probably yes, but if it's your spouse, the answer is more li...

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Editorial: "I don't work 12 hours a day to come home and piss in the toilet"

Let me start by clearing the air. Unequivocally, I love my wife. I honestly do. I've never so much as looked at another woman, let alone lay my hands on one and break the sanctity of our wedding vows. Nor do my feelings on the present issue color any other feelings I have for her; we try to make every day a fresh opportunity to show our love and share the best and worst that life has to offer.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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