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Funny story:  Katy Perry's Friends Warn Her: Stay Away From "Player" Mayer

Katy Perry's Friends Warn Her: Stay Away From "Player" Mayer

BEVERLY HILLS - Katy Perry and her smug boyfriend of four months John Mayer have been seen house hunting in the L.A. area. The 28-year-old Perry has fallen head-over-heels for the man known as "Player" Mayer. John has a history of being the Lef...
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Funny story:  Experimental "smart" house responsible for death of lodger

Experimental "smart" house responsible for death of lodger

A man who agreed to take part in an experiment to test out a new type of house has died, apparently at the hands of the house itself (although it doesn't have any hands). Nick Rodd, a single man aged 26, moved into the brand new property in Surrey...
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Funny story:  Texas Nude Maid Service Being Looked Into By The Texas Rangers

Texas Nude Maid Service Being Looked Into By The Texas Rangers

LUBBOCK - The Texas panhandle city of Lubbock is noted for sorghum, tumbleweeds, prairie dogs, Texas Tech University, and for being the birthplace of Buddy Holly. But today, it is making national and international headlines due to the fact that T...
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Funny story:  Anti-slippers are a must buy for the safety conscious

Anti-slippers are a must buy for the safety conscious

The Safety in the Home Instructional Task-force has produced its recommendations to cut down on accidents in the home. The main outcome of the five year study is that the slippers are to blame for just over half of all home based accidents. "In fi...
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Funny story:  Homebuyers "Thin On The Ground"

Homebuyers "Thin On The Ground"

Astonishing research released today demonstrates that home buying really does affect Scots' figures. Scotland's surveyors have reported optimism among house sellers, despite buyers remaining "thin on the ground". The Royal Institution of Charte...
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Funny story:  Not at home? There's an app for that

Not at home? There's an app for that

Everybody has found themselves three hundred miles from home, and suddenly thought "Did I leave the oven on", or "I didn't set the PVR to record Antiques Roadshow". New to the Apple iStore is iHome, which solves all of these problems or less. "...
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Funny story:  Health and Safety Commission to invade the home

Health and Safety Commission to invade the home

According to Health and Safety Watchdog the home is the last bastion of the unsafe environment, and they intend to do something about it. "We have sanitized the workplace," said HAScom spokesperson, Stuart Dent, "we have sanitized the street. The...
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Funny story:  Microsoft's "House of the future" dogged with problems

Microsoft's "House of the future" dogged with problems

Brainchild of Dr David Page, the house of the future would be both family and eco friendly. A super fast computer controlled every aspect of home management from ordering food to replacing used fridge contents, to switching off lights and appliances...
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Funny story:  Spoofer's Bedroom Source of New Species of Creature

Spoofer's Bedroom Source of New Species of Creature

[SSSI 7-B] BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - Spoofer Inhopeless founded a new lifeform in his bedroom today. The spoofer said that he had woken up to see the creature facing him. "For a bug-thing," he said, "it's big. It's... like... a cross between a beetle,...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Land speed record in a house

Isle of Wight News - Land speed record in a house

A family in Ventnor, has unwittingly set the land speed record in a house. The previous holders, the Robinsons of Francis, Oregon, travelled at twenty-two miles an hour in the back of their house as it was moved from Francis to Peppermill, some th...
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Funny story:  Attic Of 150-Year-Old House Allegedly "Scary As Hell!"

Attic Of 150-Year-Old House Allegedly "Scary As Hell!"

KEYPORT, NJ --- A 43-year-old man and his 29-year-old wife were ridiculed relentlessly by their children, ages 4, 3 and 2, because both were reticent about entering the attic of their new home without a flashlight and a semi-automatic weapon. "These old houses are spooky," stated Nicole Rosania, who managed to enter the attic alone after some chiding by her oldest daughter, who begins kinderg...
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Funny story:  Kid Destroys Treehouse To Prevent Bank From Repossessing It!

Kid Destroys Treehouse To Prevent Bank From Repossessing It!

Thirteen-year-old Charlie Neighbors of Land Between The Lakes, Kentucky has torn down his treehouse in his backyard to prevent the bank from taking it over and reselling it. "I got their stupid notice", Booger (Charlie) told our reporter. "Where a...
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Funny story:  Spoof Writer Can't Wait for New Season of 'House'

Spoof Writer Can't Wait for New Season of 'House'

Pittsburgh, PA - Spoof writer Jordan Baugher simply cannot wait for the new season of House to start on September 21st on Fox, Monday at 8/7 central. "He just does the zaniest shit. He can't save a patient without almost killing him four times.
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Funny story:  No house in Britain can be sold

No house in Britain can be sold

Not a single home nor mortgage was sold in February. Mortgage Lenders Council (MLC) figures out today show no new mortgages were sold and only 132 remortgage deals were passed. Net mortgage lending rose 43 per cent. Alex Rumpelstiltskin, MLC...
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Funny story:  MP's Expenses 'a work of fiction'

MP's Expenses 'a work of fiction'

The Right Honourable Monty Bedwetter, Conservative MP for North Suffolk & Central Ipswich admitted this afternoon that in spite of owning a mansion in King's Lynne, he lives in a H0use of Leaves owned by his friend Mark Z. Danielewski, and that i...
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Funny story:  Change in Network Television Schedules Result in Confused Viewers

Change in Network Television Schedules Result in Confused Viewers

If your life for the past few years included watching "The Big Bang Theory" and "How I Met Your Mother" on Mondays and "House" on Tuesdays, you are in big trouble. Network scheduling changes have put these top twenty shows up against each other in t...
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Funny story:  Moscow super-rich pour millions into luxury homes

Moscow super-rich pour millions into luxury homes

The Moscow super-rich are spending millions of roubles on ultra-luxury homes with such features as roofs, glass windows, non-dirt floors, indoor outhouses, indoor stalls for sheep, and electricity and water almost every day. Sewage once a week! S...
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Funny story:  eBay Auction - Going, Going, Gone!

eBay Auction - Going, Going, Gone!

YPSILANTI, Michigan - A woman has just won a house in Saginaw, Michigan with a bid on eBay of $1.75, (yes, that's one dollar and seventy-five cents!). Joanne Smith, who was the auction's top bidder, reportedly told an eBay representative, "My goo...
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