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Abe Vigoda Picked Up By Police

Funny story: Abe Vigoda Picked Up By Police

Abe Vigoda, who must be a hundred years old by now, is still alive after being reported dead several times. Not only that, but the police brought him home over the weekend to his granddaughters where he has lived the past three years. His grand...

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Local Man Blamed For Grandmother's Death

Funny story: Local Man Blamed For Grandmother's Death

Wilbert Flannery was accused by his family of killing his grandmother so he could inherit her house and money she had hid around the house. After the Williamsburg, Alabama resident was taken in by police, they had to let him go because of lack of...

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Justin Bieber Says Since Atlanta Doesn't Want Him He May Try To See About Moving To Savannah

Funny story: Justin Bieber Says Since Atlanta Doesn't Want Him He May Try To See About Moving To Savannah

ATLANTA - A source very close to Justin Bieber says that the talented pop singer is devastated that the residents of Atlanta do not want him moving into their community. Bieber even went as far as to say he would donate $125,000 to The Buckhead Ne...

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Justin Bieber May Get Jail Time

Funny story: Justin Bieber May Get Jail Time

Justin Bieber is into trouble again, for the second time he was accused of throwing raw eggs at his neighbors house in Southern California. This time the neighbor filmed the whole episode and gave a copy to the police. "I won't stand for anymor...

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Isle of Wight News - House thieves target the island

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - House thieves target the island

Newport police are asking residents of the whole Isle of Wight to be vigilant until they capture some rogue house thieves targeting the island. "There has been a sudden spate of house thefts recently," said Detective inspector Jenn Darme, who has...

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Man Who Had Sex With Smoking Chimney Surprised He Caught Herpes

Funny story: Man Who Had Sex With Smoking Chimney Surprised He Caught Herpes

On July 23, members of a Boise, ID neighbourhood were shocked to find a man on their roof with his pants down having sex with a brick chimney. The local police were contacted and the man was arrested and charged for indecent exposure and trespassing.

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Police Warn New England Patriots Player Aaron Hernandez To Turn Himself In Or They'll Sell His House

Funny story: Police Warn New England Patriots Player Aaron Hernandez To Turn Himself In Or They'll Sell His House

NORTH ATTLEBORO, Massachusetts - The North Attleboro Police Department has informed the news media that they are tired of New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez playing games with them. The Pats receiver has been told to turn himself in to...

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Lindsay Lohan Forced To Sell Her Home

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Forced To Sell Her Home

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan who has more problems than a high school math book has stated that she's had to put her house on the market. Lohan's home Lucky LohanLand, which is located in Venice Beach has been listed at $1.8 million. The much...

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Katy Perry's Friends Warn Her: Stay Away From "Player" Mayer

Funny story: Katy Perry's Friends Warn Her: Stay Away From "Player" Mayer

BEVERLY HILLS - Katy Perry and her smug boyfriend of four months John Mayer have been seen house hunting in the L.A. area. The 28-year-old Perry has fallen head-over-heels for the man known as "Player" Mayer. John has a history of being the Lef...

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Texas Nude Maid Service Being Looked Into By The Texas Rangers

Funny story: Texas Nude Maid Service Being Looked Into By The Texas Rangers

LUBBOCK - The Texas panhandle city of Lubbock is noted for sorghum, tumbleweeds, prairie dogs, Texas Tech University, and for being the birthplace of Buddy Holly. But today, it is making national and international headlines due to the fact that T...

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Anti-slippers are a must buy for the safety conscious

Funny story: Anti-slippers are a must buy for the safety conscious

The Safety in the Home Instructional Task-force has produced its recommendations to cut down on accidents in the home. The main outcome of the five year study is that the slippers are to blame for just over half of all home based accidents. "In fi...

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Homebuyers "Thin On The Ground"

Funny story: Homebuyers "Thin On The Ground"

Astonishing research released today demonstrates that home buying really does affect Scots' figures. Scotland's surveyors have reported optimism among house sellers, despite buyers remaining "thin on the ground". The Royal Institution of Charte...

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Not at home? There's an app for that

Funny story: Not at home? There's an app for that

Everybody has found themselves three hundred miles from home, and suddenly thought "Did I leave the oven on", or "I didn't set the PVR to record Antiques Roadshow". New to the Apple iStore is iHome, which solves all of these problems or less. "...

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Health and Safety Commission to invade the home

Funny story: Health and Safety Commission to invade the home

According to Health and Safety Watchdog the home is the last bastion of the unsafe environment, and they intend to do something about it. "We have sanitized the workplace," said HAScom spokesperson, Stuart Dent, "we have sanitized the street. The...

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Microsoft's "House of the future" dogged with problems

Funny story: Microsoft's "House of the future" dogged with problems

Brainchild of Dr David Page, the house of the future would be both family and eco friendly. A super fast computer controlled every aspect of home management from ordering food to replacing used fridge contents, to switching off lights and appliances...

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Spoofer's Bedroom Source of New Species of Creature

[SSSI 7-B] BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - Spoofer Inhopeless founded a new lifeform in his bedroom today. The spoofer said that he had woken up to see the creature facing him. "For a bug-thing," he said, "it's big. It's... like... a cross between a beetle,...

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Isle of Wight News - Land speed record in a house

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Land speed record in a house

A family in Ventnor, has unwittingly set the land speed record in a house. The previous holders, the Robinsons of Francis, Oregon, travelled at twenty-two miles an hour in the back of their house as it was moved from Francis to Peppermill, some th...

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Attic Of 150-Year-Old House Allegedly "Scary As Hell!"

Funny story: Attic Of 150-Year-Old House Allegedly "Scary As Hell!"

KEYPORT, NJ --- A 43-year-old man and his 29-year-old wife were ridiculed relentlessly by their children, ages 4, 3 and 2, because both were reticent about entering the attic of their new home without a flashlight and a semi-automatic weapon. "These old houses are spooky," stated Nicole Rosania, who managed to enter the attic alone after some chiding by her oldest daughter, who begins kinderg...

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