"She kept messing up the order!" stated local bar keep Jim Bean, "she'd suck it, slam it, then lick it. Then she'd try again. Slam it, suck it, lick it. Never in the right order!"
When asked about the debacle, the cute patron replied "Does it rea...
PHOENIX RISES AGAIN, AZ - Convicted killer Jodi Arias has escaped the death penalty-for now. The men on the jury, all of whom are "well hung," according to observers of the death-penalty phase of the trial, have been unable to sentence the st...
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