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Horse meat found in Micro Pig value bacon nuggets

Funny story: Horse meat found in Micro Pig value bacon nuggets

Tests on a major supermarket chain's Value Bacon Nuggets have revealed a micro horse meat content of between 20% and 30%, the Ministry of Food and Fisheries announced this morning. Sources of the meat have been located and are closed pending investi...

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Four Preakness horses test positive for horsemeat

The National Racing Association announced today that four entrants into the recent Preakness tested positive for horsemeat. A spokesman for the group said that this was a "dark day in horseracing, darker that that day when it was really dark mo...

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Horse Meat Found in Popular Fastfood Joint's 'McShamrock Shake'

HOUSTON, TX - Continuing the string of alarming discoveries about the prevalence of horse meat found in consumer products, the fast food sector is now facing increased scrutiny over an FDA report citing horse meat detected in their seasonal 'McShamro...

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Ikea customers demand money back after failing to jump over Bechers Brook!

Funny story: Ikea customers demand money back after failing to jump over Bechers Brook!

Ikea customers, who consumed their meat balls while purchasing new furniture at the company's mega-stores in Europe and the UK, noticed that after feebly attempting to construct the damn stuff, they started to "champ at the bit!" (It's enough to driv...

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Horse Meat Actually Not That Bad Say Brits As New Chain Of Fast Food Restaurants Open

Funny story: Horse Meat Actually Not That Bad Say Brits As New Chain Of Fast Food Restaurants Open

Despite a frozen food producer being caught up in a scandal over horsemeat found in beef products in the United Kingdom, Sweden and France many Brits are confessing that they actually enjoyed the taste of horse, with many even admitting that they cou...

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Europeans blame UK for disappearing horses!

Funny story: Europeans blame UK for disappearing horses!

Over the past few years horses have been disappearing at an alarming rate on the European continent and now it seems as if the mystery has been solved; they have ended up in beef burgers in the UK! One vital clue in the mysterious disappearances w...

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