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Funny story: Royals Donate Their Dead Horses To Food Centres For The Poor

Royals Donate Their Dead Horses To Food Centres For The Poor

Dead nags, ponies and racehorses will be dragged to soup kitchens and refuges on Princess Annie's suggestion, it was revealed to our Royal correspondent this morning". "Watch this space" said the philanthropic Princess, "we may be sending grouse,...
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Funny story: Chinese Year of the Horse - New regulations cause shortage of horse Chop Suey

Chinese Year of the Horse - New regulations cause shortage of horse Chop Suey

The Chinese Year of the Horse 2014 may turn out to be a problem year for Chinese restaurants everywhere. Normally special menu for four persons will be the New Year's animal meat dish e.g. mutton for sheep, beef for Ox etc. Admittedly dragon, mo...
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Funny story: "It's Over!" Bill de Blasio. Tired of Stepping in Horse Sh*t!

"It's Over!" Bill de Blasio. Tired of Stepping in Horse Sh*t!

Mayor-elect Bill de Blasio has vowed to act quickly to abolish horse-drawn carriages in the city, especially around Central Park. Many will argue over this as they say New York is losing all its traditions. "What are our kids to do that love ri...
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Funny story: 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio Bans Horse Meat Diet

2016 Summer Olympics in Rio Bans Horse Meat Diet

Competitors in the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio, Brazil will have to go through more tests than any event to date. "We do not want there to be any cheating here", says Spokesman Fabio Guaray. "If you plan to cheat, stay home. You will embarrass you...
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Funny story: Cannibal Cop From Germany Blames Horse Meat Lasagna

Cannibal Cop From Germany Blames Horse Meat Lasagna

DRESDEN, Germany - A cannibal cop arrested for the killing of a man he met online is blaming his crime on the fact that he ate horse meat lasagna purchased and eaten last year and claims it gave him mad cow disease. A representative from Findus,...
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Funny story: Four Preakness horses test positive for horsemeat

Four Preakness horses test positive for horsemeat

The National Racing Association announced today that four entrants into the recent Preakness tested positive for horsemeat. A spokesman for the group said that this was a "dark day in horseracing, darker that that day when it was really dark mo...
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Funny story: Pig meat found in hot cross buns

Pig meat found in hot cross buns

A spokesman for Britain's leading bakery chain admitted that pigmeat was used in millions of hot cross buns on sale this weekend. Most of the major supermarkets have this product on their shelves, discounted at one pound per bun. The chief Rabbi i...
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Funny story: Junkie Turkeys found on Norfolk farm

Junkie Turkeys found on Norfolk farm

A large turkey farm in Norfolk has been closed after traces of methadone were found in the turkey. "We were checking the turkeys for horse meat contamination," said Fisheries and Farming minister, James Bond. "Having checked all the foods in freez...
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Funny story: French horse burgers contained 20% turkey twizzler meat, which contained 100% horse meat.

French horse burgers contained 20% turkey twizzler meat, which contained 100% horse meat.

It's been a frantic 24 hours. First, the ironic twist of fate when French horse burgers were found to contain 20% of that great British food, the turkey twizzler. Confusion then reigned after it was found the turkey twizzlers contained up to 100%...
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Funny story: Horse meat strikes a big target

Horse meat strikes a big target

London, England. Her Majesty The Queen has been admitted to hospital after eating dodgy meatballs that were later verified as being made from horse meat. Doctors claimed that Her Maj microwaved the suspect foods before consumption and ate them with a...
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Funny story: England's Burrito Bell's Introduces The Silver Saddle Supreme

England's Burrito Bell's Introduces The Silver Saddle Supreme

LONDON - Britain's prestigious consumer watchdog agency known as BBB for Britain's Burger Bureau has just released a news bulletin stating that traces of horse DNA have now been found in some of Burrito Bell's menu items. A representative for Engl...
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Funny story: £1 fish drawn into horse-meat scandal

£1 fish drawn into horse-meat scandal

The £1 fish man was today drawn into the horse-meat scandal when a disgruntled colleague on a neighbouring stall in Green street claimed the fish he was selling were actually horses. The colleague who asked not to be named claimed that the only re...
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Funny story: New Chocolate Sensation will be First Past the Post in Sales

New Chocolate Sensation will be First Past the Post in Sales

A new Chocolate bar was launched today by Knestles named HORSE DELIGHT. It is the product of years of research into the eating habits of both humans and horses. Chief Executive of Knestles, Toby Barker, said that HORSE DELIGHT would be the the 'bi...
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Funny story: HOSGATE - the true scandal of the Coalition cover-up

HOSGATE - the true scandal of the Coalition cover-up

News is breaking that the Health Secretary has been arrested after an undercover operation by Staffordshire Police working with the Met and Interpol. It has been alleged that recent stories regarding horsemeat in the foodchain and falling asteroids h...
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Funny story: Now horse meat found in cannibal meals

Now horse meat found in cannibal meals

Supermarket giant Tesdabury's has become the latest store caught up in the horse meat scandal after allegations that horse meat has been found in its "Cannibal Range" of ready meals. A clearly shaken company spokesperson Sue Perior admitted "This...
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Funny story: Supermarket announces new Chimæra food scandal range

Supermarket announces new Chimæra food scandal range

After it was announced this week that luxury supermarket chain Waitrose had joined the latest trend for 'posessed foods', with pork masquerading as beef, Sparks & Mencer have risen to the challenge. Their new ' Chimæra' (or Chimera) range of p...
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Funny story: Traces of Cameron found in Brooks

Traces of Cameron found in Brooks

Hot on the heels of the news of horse in beef burgers, horse in crab sticks, horse in sore throat lozenges and horse in lasagne, it now turns out that there are traces of David Cameron in Rebekah Brooks. "We were as shocked as anybody," said lead...
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Funny story: Brooks facing questions over horse meat

Brooks facing questions over horse meat

Former News International chief executive Rebekah Brooks is to be questioned by the police over allegations that she disposed of a former police horse that she borrowed in some beef burgers. The Horse which was ridden by David Cameron while in the...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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