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Funny story:  Ice hockey Hooligans in Vancouver go on riot as one said to the other "PUK you Canadian pussies"!

Ice hockey Hooligans in Vancouver go on riot as one said to the other "PUK you Canadian pussies"!

Vancouver, Canada: In an unusual outbreak of hooligan violence downtown Vancouver was turned into a war-zone as rivalling icehockey fans imitating infamous British soccer hooligans, smashed up everything in sight including themselves. The reason f...
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Funny story:  English Hooligans Head For South Africa World Cup Disguised As Nuns

English Hooligans Head For South Africa World Cup Disguised As Nuns

English football hooligans, not usually renowned for their intellectual capacity, are astounding critics with their cunning by heading for the World Cup finals in South Africa disguised as nuns. Our Africa correspondent, Singatme Ndumbastad caught...
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Funny story:  Polish Hooligans Threaten G20 Disruption.

Polish Hooligans Threaten G20 Disruption.

Consternation in some quarters today as Polish football hooligans returning from an international match in Belfast have been rumoured to be stirring up violent anarchy in order to attract global notoriety at the G20 Summit in London. "These guys a...
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Funny story:  England Pays Tribute To Its Football Hooligan Heroes

England Pays Tribute To Its Football Hooligan Heroes

Ceremonies have taken place across England to remember its hooligans that lost their freedom in matches across vast areas of Europe. Neds and yobbos from as far apart as Coventry, Exeter and Liverpool gathered at the centre of hooliganism in Londo...
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Funny story:  Britain Leads World as Exporter of Inebriated Hooligans!

Britain Leads World as Exporter of Inebriated Hooligans!

This summer European resort cities have found that they have imported an excess of sloshed Scots, bashed Brits and alcohol ill Irish. The Export Commission of the UK defended the situation by insisting that there were invoices for every case ship...
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Funny story:  Police Investigate One Of Their Own In Hooligan Incident

Police Investigate One Of Their Own In Hooligan Incident

West Midlands Police are investigating one of their own officers, after CCTV footage of a pitch invasion at a Birmingham City game at the end of last season revealed a familiar face.
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Funny story:  English Football Fans Disgrace Themselves Again

English Football Fans Disgrace Themselves Again

Today, after the Champion's League final, won by lots of foreign players, Chelsea and Manchester United fans let down their country disgracefully again, by not rioting across the streets of Moscow. To add to their shame, only a handful of fans ha...
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Funny story:  Hull City Fans To Watch Championship Final On Giant TV Screen In Bristol

Hull City Fans To Watch Championship Final On Giant TV Screen In Bristol

Fans of Hull City, the hardest in the Championship, have said that, rather than travelling to Wembley for the play-off Final, they will watch the game on a giant TV screen in Bristol city centre to facilitate maximum violence...
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Funny story:  Pre-season friendly: Millwall v Portsmouth

Pre-season friendly: Millwall v Portsmouth

In a pre-season friendly over the weekend, Millwall fans went to Portsmouth and smashed up the town just a little bit.
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Funny story:  Bitch Smacked Up By Gunner Queen

Bitch Smacked Up By Gunner Queen

It is a well known fact that Prince William is an Aston Villa supporter, Charles Prefers netball to Football and Harry likes the odd game of Ker-plunk but did anybody know that her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is a Gunner apparently taking after Queen...
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Funny story:  Italian hooligans forced to fight behind closed doors

Italian hooligans forced to fight behind closed doors

The Italian Football Association have decreed that following the appalling scenes in Catania last week, where a football match erupted inside the stadium mid-way through the Catania vs The Police fixture, all major league and amateur hooliganism will...
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Funny story:  International Footballer's Conference at Dubliner's Brennan's Pub

International Footballer's Conference at Dubliner's Brennan's Pub

In pubs across the Isles and the Continent footballers and their fans were stunned by Sicily's cancellation of the sport after riots took the life of a policeman in Catania. This reporter went to Trevor Brennan's pub where an international me...
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Funny story:  Loud Music Heard Heard As Shuttle Lands

Loud Music Heard Heard As Shuttle Lands

Loud Hip Hop bass lines were heard as the Space Shuttle rolled to a stop. Also the pilot's seat was moved back as far as it would go and was tilted way back. When the doors were opened there was the smell of burnt rope on board.
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Funny story:  Those little bits of string that ruin your clothes

Those little bits of string that ruin your clothes

Here we are, slap bang at the beginning of the twenty-first century and still at the lowest rung of the evolutionary ladder. What do I base that sleight on? Football hooligans? Night-life vomiters? No. I base it on the fact that we still have problems with our clothes unravelling. You know those maddening bits of loose string, elastic or wool that fly away from your clothes. The more you tr...
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