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Funny story: Black White Bank Robber Sues Police for Arresting him for Wearing a Hoodie

Black White Bank Robber Sues Police for Arresting him for Wearing a Hoodie

Black white guy, Jerry DeBungle, is suing the Miami, Florida police department for arresting him while trying to rob an East Miami, Crooked Bank. The 35 year old Mr. DeBungle claims the only reason he was arrested is because he was wearing a hoodie...
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Funny story: Balotelli joins "the Hood"!

Balotelli joins "the Hood"!

Controversial (understatement) Italian footy star, Mario Balotelli, has decided to remain anonymous whilst up to his rather naughty antics around the Manchester area. He claims the publicity is just too much when he's acting like a moron; albeit, he'...
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Funny story: Road-rager "punches lights out" of 85 year-old Ford Anglia driver, literally!

Road-rager "punches lights out" of 85 year-old Ford Anglia driver, literally!

An awful incident happened today on the high street between High Wycombe and Marlow today outside a supermarket parking place. An 85 year-old male named Herbert Horlocks (name changed just in case the local press get hold of this majestic spoof be...
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Funny story: Riots break out again - in Devon seaside resort

Riots break out again - in Devon seaside resort

Following the government's successful quelling of the riots which troubled some of the UK's major cities in August, it seems that acts of group vandalism and violence have made a reappearance, this time in a Devon seaside town. On Monday evening,...
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Funny story: Hoodies to be made compulsory for teenagers

Hoodies to be made compulsory for teenagers

In a bold move, the Conservative Liberal alliance has moved to make the wearing of so-called Hoodies compulsory for anybody under the age of seventeen. The fashion accessory has become de rigueur among boys, and, increasingly, girls. It is often a...
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Funny story: Spitting hoodies engaged by Huddersfield council to clear snow

Spitting hoodies engaged by Huddersfield council to clear snow

Huddersfield council have confirmed reports they engaged the services of spitting hoodies employed as 'conscientious ejectors' to clear snow in order to make up for a shortfall in available vehicles to grit the towns roads. The hoodies were paid a...
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Funny story: Yobbos invent frightening new method of assault

Yobbos invent frightening new method of assault

As if life on the streets was not bad enough these days, we have learned of a frightening new trend which is being adopted by gangs of yobs and hoodies, the length and breadth of the country. First there was 'mugging', then 'joy-riding'. More rece...
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Funny story: Ban on Smacking Kids Backfires. 70,000 Hoodies Raise Hell in London

Ban on Smacking Kids Backfires. 70,000 Hoodies Raise Hell in London

The recent decision to ban 'smacking' of children in the UK has turned London into a hellhole of mischief. The call for the ban was a knee jerk reaction to the recent court case where a teacher beat the cuff out of a student with a dumbbell after...
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Funny story: Harriet Harman Issued an ASBO

Harriet Harman Issued an ASBO

Gordon Brown was left with some explaining to do when Harriet Harman, governemt Minister was issued an ASBO for singing the current Rage Against The Machine single - Killing In The Name 'in anger' while shopping. Ms Harman had been shopping at Lid...
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Funny story: Darth Vader Told "Take Outfit Off If You Want To Attend College"

Darth Vader Told "Take Outfit Off If You Want To Attend College"

Darth Vader has been turned away from Burnley Technical College for attending in his full outfit. Dressed from head to toe in black Vader certainly cuts an imposing figure. It was feared that he may intimidate other students and disrupt the learning...
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Funny story: Hoodies to learn the Bagpipes

Hoodies to learn the Bagpipes

In a bid to crack down on the wearing of Hoodies, Government officials are to make teenagers learn the bagpipes. It is believed that the wearing of Hoodies would stop if this was the case. Hoodie's who liked the sound of Bagpipes would find a natu...
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Funny story: Holiday Hoodies Run Riot In Rhyl Rumpus

Holiday Hoodies Run Riot In Rhyl Rumpus

Police in Rhyl say they are looking for an "extremely young girl" after an amusement arcade in the seaside town was terrorised and "taken apart" by a gang of children wearing hooded tops. The girl in question, who is thought to have been the alleg...
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Funny story: 12-year old who threw Molotov cocktail "shouldn't be prosecuted"

12-year old who threw Molotov cocktail "shouldn't be prosecuted"

Leftie pinko district judge Mr. Giles Elpinko criticised police and the Crown Prosecution Service for prosecuting a 12-year old boy for throwing a Molotov cocktail at his 71-year old neighbour.
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Funny story: South London Violence Take On New Twist

South London Violence Take On New Twist

LONDON (Defecated News) - The recent rise in South London seems to have moved in a different direction. Black-on-black shootings have been replaced by Welsh-on-Irish Face Stabbings.
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Funny story: Conservative Leader Takes Hug-A-Hoodie "A Step Too Far"

Conservative Leader Takes Hug-A-Hoodie "A Step Too Far"

Deranged Conservative leader David Cameroon is said to be taking his latest attempt to appeal to the working classes a step to far after staggering into the Conservative Party Conference swigging a bottle of White Lightning, smoking a roll up...
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Funny story: Hoodies just want their mums!

Hoodies just want their mums!

The latest report published by the Institute of Womb Studies (IWS) suggests that hooded youths are more likely to come from backgrounds where motherly love was either not available or not sufficient.
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Funny story: Hoodies rocked by New Labour 'cutbacks'

Hoodies rocked by New Labour 'cutbacks'

Controversy was the word of the day as a labour majority pushed through tough new measures to stamp down on the blight of ASBO youths in hoodies.
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