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UK supermarkets ban energy drinks because they give "Hoodie Hooligans" too much energy!

Funny story: UK supermarkets ban energy drinks because they give "Hoodie Hooligans" too much energy!

Hoodies, hooligans, and other juvenile reprobates are being deprived of their favorite "adrenaline kick-starter" (in the goolies mostly) because some supermarkets in the UK believe they have too much wasteful energy! So, instead of selling under...

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Dennis the Menace is no longer a Menace, he's a 2018 Hoodie Thug!

Funny story: Dennis the Menace is no longer a Menace, he's a 2018 Hoodie Thug!

Since 1938, Dennis the Menace, has been entertaining kids all over the planet with his mischievous behavior, naughty pranks, and generally doing things that 10 year-old boys loved to do! Hiding frogs in mum and dad's bed, throwing paper pellets at...

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Belichick Bets Infamous "Half-Sleeved Hoodie" on Championship Game

Foxborough, MA - During Friday's post-practice interview, Patriot's head coach, Bill Belichick stated that he would "bet my hoodie that we take home the AFC championship this year." These are strong words from a reserved coach who has coached th...

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Bedford OAP's cannabis operation "blown" wide open!

Funny story: Bedford OAP's cannabis operation "blown" wide open!

Smokey Bedford, UK: An OAP couple who supposedly purchased a cannabis plant thinking that it was a daisy plant have been arrested after "kicking up" too much business selling the leaves of their "daisy" plant. The plant just grew and grew and the...

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"Hoodie" Gang steal surface-to-air missiles stationed on London tower block to protect Olympic Games

Funny story: "Hoodie" Gang steal surface-to-air missiles stationed on London tower block to protect Olympic Games

Several surface-to-air missiles and their launchers have been stolen from the roof of a Leytonstone tower block in East London by a gang of teenage "hoodies" who are threatening to shoot down police helicopters with them who try and film the upcoming...

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Mississippi Has Just Outlawed "Hoodies"

Funny story: Mississippi Has Just Outlawed "Hoodies"

JACKSON, Mississippi - The state of Mississippi Senate has stated that in an effort to avoid what has occurred in Sanford, Florida, they will be enacting a state senatorial directive. Mississippi State Senatorial Directive T-17003 is to take effec...

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Black White Bank Robber Sues Police for Arresting him for Wearing a Hoodie

Funny story: Black White Bank Robber Sues Police for Arresting him for Wearing a Hoodie

Black white guy, Jerry DeBungle, is suing the Miami, Florida police department for arresting him while trying to rob an East Miami, Crooked Bank. The 35 year old Mr. DeBungle claims the only reason he was arrested is because he was wearing a hoodie...

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Balotelli joins "the Hood"!

Funny story: Balotelli joins "the Hood"!

Controversial (understatement) Italian footy star, Mario Balotelli, has decided to remain anonymous whilst up to his rather naughty antics around the Manchester area. He claims the publicity is just too much when he's acting like a moron; albeit, he'...

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Road-rager "punches lights out" of 85 year-old Ford Anglia driver, literally!

Funny story: Road-rager "punches lights out" of 85 year-old Ford Anglia driver, literally!

An awful incident happened today on the high street between High Wycombe and Marlow today outside a supermarket parking place. An 85 year-old male named Herbert Horlocks (name changed just in case the local press get hold of this majestic spoof be...

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Riots break out again - in Devon seaside resort

Following the government's successful quelling of the riots which troubled some of the UK's major cities in August, it seems that acts of group vandalism and violence have made a reappearance, this time in a Devon seaside town. On Monday evening,...

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Hoodies to be made compulsory for teenagers

In a bold move, the Conservative Liberal alliance has moved to make the wearing of so-called Hoodies compulsory for anybody under the age of seventeen. The fashion accessory has become de rigueur among boys, and, increasingly, girls. It is often a...

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Spitting hoodies engaged by Huddersfield council to clear snow

Funny story: Spitting hoodies engaged by Huddersfield council to clear snow

Huddersfield council have confirmed reports they engaged the services of spitting hoodies employed as 'conscientious ejectors' to clear snow in order to make up for a shortfall in available vehicles to grit the towns roads. The hoodies were paid a...

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Yobbos invent frightening new method of assault

Funny story: Yobbos invent frightening new method of assault

As if life on the streets was not bad enough these days, we have learned of a frightening new trend which is being adopted by gangs of yobs and hoodies, the length and breadth of the country. First there was 'mugging', then 'joy-riding'. More rece...

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Ban on Smacking Kids Backfires. 70,000 Hoodies Raise Hell in London

Funny story: Ban on Smacking Kids Backfires. 70,000 Hoodies Raise Hell in London

The recent decision to ban 'smacking' of children in the UK has turned London into a hellhole of mischief. The call for the ban was a knee jerk reaction to the recent court case where a teacher beat the cuff out of a student with a dumbbell after...

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Harriet Harman Issued an ASBO

Funny story: Harriet Harman Issued an ASBO

Gordon Brown was left with some explaining to do when Harriet Harman, governemt Minister was issued an ASBO for singing the current Rage Against The Machine single - Killing In The Name 'in anger' while shopping. Ms Harman had been shopping at Lid...

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Darth Vader Told "Take Outfit Off If You Want To Attend College"

Funny story: Darth Vader Told "Take Outfit Off If You Want To Attend College"

Darth Vader has been turned away from Burnley Technical College for attending in his full outfit. Dressed from head to toe in black Vader certainly cuts an imposing figure. It was feared that he may intimidate other students and disrupt the learning...

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Hoodies to learn the Bagpipes

Funny story: Hoodies to learn the Bagpipes

In a bid to crack down on the wearing of Hoodies, Government officials are to make teenagers learn the bagpipes. It is believed that the wearing of Hoodies would stop if this was the case. Hoodie's who liked the sound of Bagpipes would find a natu...

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Holiday Hoodies Run Riot In Rhyl Rumpus

Funny story: Holiday Hoodies Run Riot In Rhyl Rumpus

Police in Rhyl say they are looking for an "extremely young girl" after an amusement arcade in the seaside town was terrorised and "taken apart" by a gang of children wearing hooded tops. The girl in question, who is thought to have been the alleg...

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