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Funny story: Newly Married Couple Tell Friends About Their Hot Honeymoon

Newly Married Couple Tell Friends About Their Hot Honeymoon

The Andersons come over to visit the new couple on the block, just back from their Honeymoon. "We're glad you're over here within visiting distance after the four of us being friends now for three years", stated Mr. Anderson. "We're glad to be on this block", stated Henry. "But we had a whale of a honeymoon." "Why, Donna's blushing. Look at that." "Oh there's a lot more to tell and he...
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Funny story: Famous Woman Honeymooning in Italy Lets Her Husband Order for Her From the Italian Menu

Famous Woman Honeymooning in Italy Lets Her Husband Order for Her From the Italian Menu

MONTEROSSO, ITALY - This week a famous American bride, on honeymoon in the Cinque Terre, almost didn't stay in Italy with her new husband. The famous woman, who prefers to remain anonymous, happily flew to Italy not knowing one word of Italian,...
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Funny story: Honey, You're Not the Sweet Thing I thought You Were

Honey, You're Not the Sweet Thing I thought You Were

You know, when you insisted on not having sex with me until we were married, I thought you were a little bit of a prude, a goody two-shoes, and that I had a lot to teach you when our wedding night came around. But I was pretty wrong, wasn't I? Either you've been doing a lot of reading in your free time or you come at this kind of thing naturally. But in either case, you just about blew my eyeballs...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Marries Beauty Queen

Taylor Lautner Marries Beauty Queen

In a shocker, Hollywood has been a-buzz today with the news that Actor Taylor Lautner had married Kate Linden, a beauty queen from California, several weeks ago! Lautner told reporters today that he had been seeing Kate off and on for the past six...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Marries Demi Moore

Justin Bieber Marries Demi Moore

Just when you think Justin Bieber has finally gotten over his boyish pranks and settled in with his music in what's left of his career, he goes and marries 50-year-old Demi Moore. "There's really nothing so very strange about that", says a spokesm...
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Funny story: Bionic Woman

Bionic Woman

The Bionic Woman was created out of spare, mostly human, somewhat female body parts as a companion for Colonel Steve Austin, a lonely former astronaut-become-cyborg, after she dove headfirst into a cow patty from a height of 12,000 feet in an attempt to decorate a clover patch with her remains. Before her tragic accident, she had been a tennis player known for her wicked backhand. Rebuilt by Dr...
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Funny story: Fukushima Is For Lovers!

Fukushima Is For Lovers!

Fukushima, Japan-- There's a new honeymoon spot for lovers, waiting across the sea. It's called Fukushima, Japan--and it offers empty beaches, romantic scenery and that extra special radioactive touch for all newlyweds. Fukushima is for lovers!...
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Funny story: Cruise Ship Catastrophe: Honeymooners Discovered Safe and Doing What Comes Naturally

Cruise Ship Catastrophe: Honeymooners Discovered Safe and Doing What Comes Naturally

Italian authorities have discovered the last two survivors from the ill-fated cruise ship, Cazzo D'Oro, that crashed into a sandbar off the Venetian coast two weeks ago. The world had been eagerly awaiting news on the fate of the last two unaccounte...
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Funny story: Wills and Kate Plan To Give Their Coco der Mer Coconut Love Nut Honeymoon Gift Shaped Like Pippa's Butt To Queen Elizabeth

Wills and Kate Plan To Give Their Coco der Mer Coconut Love Nut Honeymoon Gift Shaped Like Pippa's Butt To Queen Elizabeth

LONDON - The new Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, better known as Prince William and Princess Kate, aka Wills and Kate, have ended their 10-day honeymoon in the Republic of the Seychelles. The Royal couple spent their honeymoon on the North Island a...
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Funny story: Royal Couple Stay At Secret Location

Royal Couple Stay At Secret Location

Prince William and his new bride Princess Catherine have spent their first weekend as a married couple at an unnamed location. The happy twosome decided to delay their honeymoon in order to give the former Miss Middleton the opportunity to learn s...
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Funny story: Prince William bares his Soul

Prince William bares his Soul

After a great day of pomp and circumstance watched by over 40 billion people worldwide (including over a million prisoners in the UK on their TV sets), namely his wedding to Kate Middleton, Prince William has announced that he is to postpone his imme...
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Funny story: Newlyweds reminded about Hex of Diana after Aston Martin foray without seatbelts

Newlyweds reminded about Hex of Diana after Aston Martin foray without seatbelts

London - The 1997 Pont d'Alma tragedy could have been avoided if Diana and Dodi had remembered to belt up. That's the stark message to a defiant Prince William pictured driving his bride without appropriate restraints. "Yeah, Kate really, reall...
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Funny story: Prince Upset To Learn On Wedding Night That Kate Isn't A Virgin

Prince Upset To Learn On Wedding Night That Kate Isn't A Virgin

Prince William was unhappy to learn on his wedding night that his bride, Kate Middleton, was not a virgin. From the lobby pub of a local hotel, he complained vocally to other drinkers about his wedding night blues. He told one one group of men wi...
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Funny story: Mexican President Calderon Gives William and Kate Trip To Mexico, Tickets To Donkey Show

Mexican President Calderon Gives William and Kate Trip To Mexico, Tickets To Donkey Show

President Felipe Calderon of Mexico has announced that his country will give Prince William and his bride (Kate Middleton) the present of an all expense paid trip to visit and tour his country. Stops on the visit will include sightseeing at the Teot...
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Funny story: Prince Charles Claims "Jus Primae Noctis" (Right of First Night) With Kate Middleton

Prince Charles Claims "Jus Primae Noctis" (Right of First Night) With Kate Middleton

Prince Charles, father of Prince William, has claimed the right of "Jus Primae Noctis" (right of first night) with Kate Middleton on his son's upcoming marriage to the English woman. The right, also called "droit du seigneur" (the lord's right) allo...
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Funny story: Mark Lowton Returns: Now TheSpoof writers decide to get married to each other and go on honeymoon for two weeks each

Mark Lowton Returns: Now TheSpoof writers decide to get married to each other and go on honeymoon for two weeks each

The much heralded return of TheSpoof.com's ubermeister Mark Lowton has been short lived as it was revealed today that the entire writing 'staff' of the site are to get married to each other and ta...
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Funny story: Honeymoon......... Excavated!!!

Honeymoon......... Excavated!!!

All right. As I set out in search, here’s the etymology for the word “Honeymoon”. It all started during some king’s rule in some 340 AD in some North European place which was not part of EU then, which is besides the point. The actual point is, men during these pre-medieval times, abducted their women of choice, with help from their friends who, never revealed the whereabouts even if their gen...
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Funny story: Runaway Bride - GONE AGAIN?

Runaway Bride - GONE AGAIN?

Maybe it was too good to be true, but the thought that Jennifer Wilbanks would get her life in order now that she has checked herself into an unnamed "health facility" has disappeared like John Wilson's dream of a wild honeymoon night.
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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