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Funny story: Homoeopathic researchers detect Archimedes bath water

Homoeopathic researchers detect Archimedes bath water

Homoeopathic researchers at the Water Memory Project in Bath have successfully located the homoeopathic trace memory of the very bath water that Archimedes leapt from whilst shouting Eureka three thousand years ago. "We are bowled over by this dis...
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Funny story: Homoeopathic paint cures colour blindness

Homoeopathic paint cures colour blindness

Pseudo Sciences have developed a new formulation paint that has been shown in clinical trials to cure colour blindness. The new paint, available in any colour, is used like ordinary paint and comes in both matt and gloss. "We take common dyes...
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Funny story: Philip to be treated with homeopathetic maggots

Philip to be treated with homeopathetic maggots

Cambridge - They famously cleared up Princess Margaret's anal warts following delivery complications from giving birth to eldest offspring Visc**nt Linley. Now the larval descendants from the blue blooded bluebottle colony are being sent to Papwor...
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Funny story: Bah Humbug! Local Man develops Man Flu and Yuppie Flu at the same time

Bah Humbug! Local Man develops Man Flu and Yuppie Flu at the same time

Christmas may be a time of mistletoe and wine, but it is also a time of coughs and sniffles, and it seems that the long winter months are being blamed for a sharp rise in cases of combined Yuppie/Man Flu (or YuMF for short). Practitioners describe th...
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Funny story: Homeopathy works - Exclusive new evidence!

Homeopathy works - Exclusive new evidence!

For centuries the practice of homoeopathy has been ridiculed by real scientists, genuine doctors and other qualified medical practitioners on the grounds that there has never been one jot of evidence to support its efficacy. Not even a teeny weeny sp...
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Funny story: NHS Homeopath Defends Cash Spent on Medicines

NHS Homeopath Defends Cash Spent on Medicines

The NHS reportedly spent £4m last year on homeopathic cures, which are completely alien to most of the general public. Leading homeopathic medicinal scientist, Mrs. Joyflower Buttercup-Palmtree explains how it works: "Well, it's this radical new...
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Funny story: Homeopathy Totally Shown To Work

Homeopathy Totally Shown To Work

A top scientist at a real university has done some really clever research, with numbers and everything, that totally proves homeopathy works and is not in fact a made up load of pseudo-scientific mumbo-jumbo. A spokesman from the Society of Homeop...
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Funny story: 'Western Medicine is a sham' says Acupuncture therapist

'Western Medicine is a sham' says Acupuncture therapist

Today leading Acupuncture therapist 'Dr' Tanya Brainstorm denounced the government for allowing 'un-spiritually tested' treatments such as medicine and surgery to be available on the NHS. "This is a terrible situation and really is a sign of the t...
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Funny story: Champions League becomes Homeopathic

Champions League becomes Homeopathic

Following criticism that English clubs are dominating the Champions League, it has been announced that from the 2009/10 season, no English clubs will be allowed to qualify. Instead, a droplet of sweat will be harvested from each Premier League player...
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Funny story: Radovan Karadzic ashamed of past

Radovan Karadzic ashamed of past

Serbian Radovan Karadzic has spoken publicly of his shame about some aspects of his previous life.
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Funny story: Quack dies in homeopathy overdose

Quack dies in homeopathy overdose

Dr Moira Spinx, a not-at-all respected quack and practitioner of homeopathic remedies, has died after taking an overdose of Belladonna, also known as Deadly Nightshade.
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