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Funny story: Editorial: "I don't work 12 hours a day to come home and piss in the toilet"

Editorial: "I don't work 12 hours a day to come home and piss in the toilet"

Let me start by clearing the air. Unequivocally, I love my wife. I honestly do. I've never so much as looked at another woman, let alone lay my hands on one and break the sanctity of our wedding vows. Nor do my feelings on the present issue color any other feelings I have for her; we try to make every day a fresh opportunity to show our love and share the best and worst that life has to offer.
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Funny story: Lambert Dismayed: Gerbil Refuses to Leave BuckwheatsButt's Asscrack

Lambert Dismayed: Gerbil Refuses to Leave BuckwheatsButt's Asscrack

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a twist almost no one could have predicted, the gerbil that near-Idol Adam Lambert shoved up BuckwheatsButt's ass as an act of revenge has decided to make itself at home, much to the chagrin of both celebrities. Though he gr...
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Funny story: Home Wanted For Fading Pop Star

Home Wanted For Fading Pop Star

Pop star, slightly faded, two previous owners, needs new home. Has own underwear and make-up, will only sing when you are out of the house. Can dance, but please do not allow to try and act. Or sing. No children, but will accept yours as her own, as long as they're not normal American ones that make for no publicity. Has all own teeth and hair, will help housewife when husband isn't about, t...
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Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV

George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".
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