The channel 4 soap opera "Hollyoaks" has taken the controversial decision to hire "trained actors and actresses" to play characters in future episodes. The decision has been made by producer Lesby Harrow who said it was an extreme but necessary depa...
Producers of teen soap opera Hollyoaks have admitted employing a lumberjack, during filming of the latest episodes of the flagging TV show.
Actors have become so wooden in recent months that TV execs needed to thin out the cast a little.
Authorities in Yemen have introduced "Hollyoaks watching" has their main method of execution - for killing all their bastards in prison.
Government Minister, Al Haque Im Hammeem stated in the local press that "We thought that stoning criminals to...
Liverpool have come up against a brick wall in their bid to prise Aston Villa midfielder Gareth Barry away from the Midlands, and the whole sorry mess has now been made into a soap opera by noted Merseyside writer Phil Redmond.
Redmond, who also w...
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