The National group For the Classification of Endangered Species has decided that the Snow Leopard is no longer endangered! Go team! All those aphrodisiacs and Barry White CD's we left all over the Himalayans that year have paid off!
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The Conundrum Club, London, 1895
Colonel Gulper (CG): This Carpetbag Steak's damned chewy, what?
Reverend Milke (RM): With respect, Colonel, that is a carpetbag you've got on your plate.
CG: What? Of course it's a carpetbag, you fool. I just said it was a carpetbag, a deuced chewy one, or are you going deaf in your old age, Reverend, what?
RM: No, Colonel, that is a bag, a carpet bag.
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