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Painkillers turn hetero men into gay men

Funny story: Painkillers turn hetero men into gay men

Warning. Hot, hunky, hetero studs, who break their arms or legs or feet, are turning 'gay' after swallowing heavy doses of a painkiller called, Lyrica. A Brit ex-hetero, after breaking his foot, who was so hot after the ladies that even his steady...

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Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Perhaps the pimple-face adolescent boys who moved their lips as they read the simple text and gazed at the colorful (mostly green) drawings didn't suspect, but anyone who'd ever read a story featuring the Caped Crusader and his sidekick, the Boy Wonder, would understand, at once, that the comic book hero Green Arrow and his assistant Speedy were obvious knockoffs of Batman and Robin. While the...

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Voyeurism: It's not just for perverts anymore!

Voyeurism is the pastime of spying on someone who is unaware of his or her presence. were the victim aware, he or she (usually, she) wouldn't be lolling around naked in the first place, especially in the presence, seen or unseen, of anyone else (unless she is also an exhibitionist). If the voyeur is hard up enough to ogle someone in secret and there is no one available to ogle, he will usually...

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Heterosexual marriage rates plummet; gay marriage rates skyrocket, studies show

WASHINGTON, AC/CD --- In wake of the U. S. Supreme Court's decision that the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) is "unconstitutional," the U. S. marriage rate has plummeted to an all-time low-among heterosexuals. The rate of gay marriages, on the other h...

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Anna Paquin confused about her sexuality

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - Despite being (a) married and (b) a mother, actress Anna Paquin insists that she is "really, really, really-really and truly-bisexual." Sexuality is not a "given" the actress claims, "but a choice, and, although I love Stephen enough...

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University of Tex Ass promotes new academic program

AUSTIN, TEX ASS - The University of Tex Ass at Austin shocked graduates, alumni, and students' parents with its announcement, printed on the school's 2012 Commencement program, of a new academic program that it has added to its curriculum to honor th...

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French scientists: Heterosexual houseflies pair up and remain faithful

Funny story: French scientists: Heterosexual houseflies pair up and remain faithful

A team of scientists at France's Lyons University has found that houseflies, just like humans, fall in love and live in twosomes. Unlike humans though who often remarry after the death of a spouse, houseflies find the loss of a partner so immense...

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Millions Of Non-Practicing Heterosexuals To March On Washington

Funny story: Millions Of Non-Practicing Heterosexuals To March On Washington

BILLINGSGATE POST - They are up in arms and they aren't going to take it anymore. Millions of non-practicing heterosexuals plan to march on Washington this Memorial Day to voice their displeasure over being forced to pay for other people's recreatio...

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Hail Mary! LA Diocese Axes Heterosexual Priest l Hour After They Find He's Not "Gay!"

Funny story: Hail Mary! LA Diocese Axes Heterosexual Priest l Hour After They Find He's Not "Gay!"

California Catholics, members of the Rainbow Coalition, cheered the announcement that the Los Angeles Diocese wasted no time in canning a Heterosexual Priest who admitted he had an affair 40 years ago...with a WOMAN! Said practicing homosexual "Ga...

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Are you Mr Messy? Don't worry - it's normal.

Funny story: Are you Mr Messy? Don't worry - it's normal.

A report has revealed that heterosexual men have about as much idea on cleaning as women do on fixing things. One participant was quoted as saying "From my chemistry lessons, I always knew the potential of bleach but I never saw it before my eyes.

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Barney Frank Caught Traveling with Heterosexual Female Conservative Christian

Funny story: Barney Frank Caught Traveling with Heterosexual Female Conservative Christian

Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) has confirmed reports that he has previously traveled with a female conservative Christian who happens to be a heterosexual. The news sent shock waves throughout the gay community when the Conservative Christian Monthly brok...

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A new campaigning organisation gets Labour Party backing

Funny story: A new campaigning organisation gets Labour Party backing

The Labour Party have publicly endorsed a new campaigning organisation called the Heterophobes Against Heterosexuals Army (HAHA) who have been targetting male-female couples who have been seen in public together without a chaperone. HAHA have bee...

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SF Gives Thumbs Down To Hetero Pride Day

Funny story: SF Gives Thumbs Down To Hetero Pride Day

San Francisco, Ca - City authorities here in San Francisco today torpedoed proposals for a Heterosexual Pride Day and parade to take place in the city. City Mayor, Chalfont C Yoghurt refused to be drawn by reporters on the reasons for the refusal,...

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Straight Male Wedding Planner Discovered

Funny story: Straight Male Wedding Planner Discovered

Sociologists have made a surprizing find in the unlikely town of Tempe, Arizona. Dave Grisben considered himself a typical wedding planner. This ex navy seal and father of three was surprized to learn that most of his male work associates are gay.

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Bush Proposes Tax Cuts for Rich, Republicans, and Heterosexuals

Funny story: Bush Proposes Tax Cuts for Rich, Republicans, and Heterosexuals

WASHINGTON, DC - U.S. President George W. Bush, leader of the free-world and defender of all that is holy, proposed a near $700 billion legislation package Friday, in hopes of bolstering the American economy and saving the free-world from certain eco...

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