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Funny story: U.S. Army Recruits Mentally Ill

U.S. Army Recruits Mentally Ill

Chairman Carl Levin (D-MI) and ranking member Jim Inhofe (R-OK) of Senate Armed Forces Committee got into shouting match today over Army recruiting practices at today's committee hearing. The background is that 25% of soldiers currently serving in...
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Funny story: Travolta Stops Fight Between Bullock And Blanchet

Travolta Stops Fight Between Bullock And Blanchet

John Travolta says that calling Idina Menzel 'Adele Dazeem' at Oscars was a disaster. "I've been beating myself up ever since," he told me in an exclusive interview. But it turns out that the aging star, who has been the object of ridicule for his...
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Funny story: The true story of Marvel Comics' The Whizzer

The true story of Marvel Comics' The Whizzer

Transfused with the blood of a mongoose that killed the venomous snake that sought to bite him, Bob Frank, a skinny bedwetter, acquired the ability to store massive quantities of urine, which he used as a weapon to fight supervillains and defend truth, justice, and maidenly virtue. Donning a urine-colored costume, the chest of which was emblazoned with a huge blue "W," to warn evildoers of the con...
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Funny story: "The Avengers" Opens To A $200 Million Weekend Take To Break The All-Time Record - Scarlett Johansson Talks About Some of The Film's Goofs

"The Avengers" Opens To A $200 Million Weekend Take To Break The All-Time Record - Scarlett Johansson Talks About Some of The Film's Goofs

HOLLYWOOD - The Avengers opened at movie theaters and scored extremely big at the box office breaking the all-time weekend take at over $200 million. The Marvel superhero movie literally left every other movie at the starting gate. One of the f...
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Funny story: Andy Rooney Writes His Own Obituary

Andy Rooney Writes His Own Obituary

Andy Rooney was found dead in his office yesterday sitting in front of his keyboard. Rooney 92 was best known for his down home observations on the long running news magazine 60 Minutes. Rooney had retired about a month ago so it seems he saw the han...
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Funny story: Bonnie Tyler Averts Gas Disaster

Bonnie Tyler Averts Gas Disaster

Ever since Russia became concerned over Britain's ability to pay for its natural gas supplies, and installed a large coin operated gas meter at the main gas pipeline landfall at Great Yarmouth, there has been concern over whether the UK's utility com...
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Funny story: Scott Walker Declares Himself a Wisconsin Hero

Scott Walker Declares Himself a Wisconsin Hero

Scott Walker defines a hero as "someone who, against all odds, does what is necessary to fight evil in the world." And so it is that Walker believes that he is doing the right thing by making sure teachers don't bankrupt the state. "If we were to...
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Funny story: Have-A-Go Granny Foils Robbery Attempt

Have-A-Go Granny Foils Robbery Attempt

A have-a-go granny is today recovering after fending off a group of jewellery thieves, armed with only a handbag and weekly Netto shop. The silver sleuth, who does not want to be named, but known locally as GRANBO, after the 80's action hero Rambo...
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Funny story: Death Wish 5?

Death Wish 5?

A handbag heroine has apparently fought off robbers armed with sledgehammers as they attempted a smash-and-grab raid at a jewellery store in Northampton. An elderly passer by, Mikhail Hussain O'Reilley aged 77, immediately shit himself in excitem...
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Funny story: There's No More Working Class Heroes...

There's No More Working Class Heroes...

Gone are the days I'm afraid when - for want of a better word - the 'poor' could be described as Working Class Heroes. Thanks to the celebrity obsessed "me-generation" -gone too are traditional values and a sense of community. It's not just the little things like the classless slags who think it's okay to wear pyjamas to go to the shops or the scumbag hoodies who'd stab you for your loose chang...
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Funny story: The Life and Times of "Morse" Morseman, an American Hero

The Life and Times of "Morse" Morseman, an American Hero

Far too many news and magazine articles focus on the trivial or the trite when when stories that should matter, stories that shape the very fabric of our lives, go unnoticed, unappreciated, and where true heroes go unrewarded. So too goes the story of a native South Carolinian, former Navy man, cryptographer and all around decent guy, Morse Morseman. A name you might never have heard of, and a...
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Funny story: Hollywood Beckons For London Mayor 'Boris the Blade' Johnson

Hollywood Beckons For London Mayor 'Boris the Blade' Johnson

The Mayor of London, Boris Karloff-Johnson is to have a Marvell-ous Comic and Hollywood movie made about his cycling exploits on the murderous roads of London Town. The Mayor, who recently fought off muggers with an iron bar and helped an 90 yr...
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Funny story: 'Have A Go Hero' Comes Out On Top Again

'Have A Go Hero' Comes Out On Top Again

Bradford, West Yorkshire, Teatime - 'Have a go' hero pensioner, Harold Callaghan 79, of Ilkley came out on top yet again today when confronted by a gang of crackheads with pit-bull terriers demanding money with menaces. Callaghan, shot seven youth...
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Funny story: Hit Series 'Heroes' faces Credit Crunch Woes

Hit Series 'Heroes' faces Credit Crunch Woes

The Worldwide hit television show Heroes has run into financial difficulties during filming of the fifth series. Previous series have cost nearly a million dollars an episode, but with the worldwide financial crisis deepening, bosses on the show a...
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Funny story: Robbery Thwarted by Jim

Robbery Thwarted by Jim

A semi-anonymous guy named Jim prevented a local grocer from being robbed today. Apparently short on time for his lunch break, he inadvertently interrupted robbery in progress at the fast checkout lane. Eyewitnesses say that Jim, who was identifi...
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Funny story: Regular Man!

Regular Man!

Regular Man - A new, middle of the road kind of hero Faster than a thing thats a bit slower than him! Stronger than a cup of tea made by a blind grandmother! Intelligent as a medium difficulty Sudoku puzzle-solver! To the untrained, semi-skilled and last year at University eye, he is plain, simple Reg Mann, but his alter ego secretly goes around righting wrongs, holding tram doors...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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