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Funny story: Henry Kissinger Declared Winner Of Bilderberg Golf Competition!

Henry Kissinger Declared Winner Of Bilderberg Golf Competition!

The disqualification of Britain's Shadow Chancellor, Ed Balls for cheating during Sunday's final day Bilderberg annual golfing competition means original runner-up, 90 year old Henry Kissinger has now been declared the official winner. 'I suspecte...
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Funny story: US Radio Host Alex Jones Tricks His Way Through Security At Bilderbog Bash!

US Radio Host Alex Jones Tricks His Way Through Security At Bilderbog Bash!

Unprecedented security measures at this week's Bilderbog bash near Watford have failed to stop US radio host Alex Jones from finding a way in. Mr Jones, though eventually caught and promptly thrown out managed to spend nearly hours inside the grou...
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Funny story: Can Katy Perry Lite Myanmar Firework With A Smile

Can Katy Perry Lite Myanmar Firework With A Smile

Naypyidaw - Charismatic Myanmar President Thein Sein who is currently on a European tour could be critical to resolving the nuclear crisis emerging on the Korean Peninsula says American singer Katy Perry. On Thursday Pyongyang issued a warning to...
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Funny story: So Impressed With His First TSA Pat Down, Former Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, Goes Through It Twice

So Impressed With His First TSA Pat Down, Former Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, Goes Through It Twice

88 year old former US Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, got a taste of his first TSA pat down. This occurred while going to Toronto to try to negotiate a ceasefire between the Miami Heat's shooting guard Dwayne Wade and his coach Erik Spoelstra.
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Funny story: Why Should We Pay Our Presidents For Screwing Interns And Playing Golf?

Why Should We Pay Our Presidents For Screwing Interns And Playing Golf?

BILLINGSGATE POST - Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger once said that, "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac." If this is true, why should we have to pay our presidents if they spend most of their time screwing interns and playing golf? They sh...
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Funny story: 21st Century Schizoid Britain's Got Talent

21st Century Schizoid Britain's Got Talent

Last night's edition of 21st Century Schizoid Britain's Got Talent was definitely the best yet. Judges Pol Pot, Richard Nixon and Bono were simply knocked out by the array of talent on show at the Stevenage Unspecified Meat Products Abbatoir. P...
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Funny story: Kissinger to lead US ground invasion of Libya

Kissinger to lead US ground invasion of Libya

New York - Wearing an 80 pound back pack and carrying an M16, Dr. Henry Kissinger was last seen boarding a military transport bound for the staging area (classified location) for the Libya invasion. Just prior to departing, Dr. Kissinger, panting from the exertion at his advanced age, held a brief press conference on the tarmac. His statement is given below. For years we have tried...
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Funny story: My Fair Lady Redux

My Fair Lady Redux

In this version of the musical, Henry Higgins, er, Henry Kissinger trains Eliza Doolittle, er, Sarah Palin, to dance political Cha Cha at the upcoming Debate Ball. Kissinger's goal is to cause the inexperienced woman to look sophisticated and worldly. She has memorized 200 flash cards in anticipation of her first training session with Kissinger. It's a cool, quiet afternoon somewhere in...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Behind-Closed-Doors Show For Henry Kissinger

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Behind-Closed-Doors Show For Henry Kissinger

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, made famous by the many stories written about them by this author, are to perform a one-off behind-closed-doors 'show' for one of their all-time biggest fans, the former US Secretary of State, Dr Henry Kissinger. D...
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Funny story: Palin Runs Off with Kissinger to Southeast Asian Jungle!

Palin Runs Off with Kissinger to Southeast Asian Jungle!

Sarah Palin Runner up Beauty Queen from frigid Alaska had her passport cherry broken this week by her elopement to the Meking Delta with Henry Kissinger. The question: I wonder whose Kissinger now may very well have been answered by the apocalyps...
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Funny story: New 3G iPhone solves middle east peace crisis

New 3G iPhone solves middle east peace crisis

The hotly anticipated new invention from those boys in silicon valley has now arrived - the telephone! With this ingenious device you can speak to someone else who is not in earshot. they might even be in the next village.
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Bill Clinton: U. S. can't win ground war vs. Iraq

Bill Clinton insists the U. S. armed forces cannot win a land war against Iraq "or any other country, no matter how many booties are on the ground, because there are too many gays in the military."

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