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Funny story: Gay Man's Haemorrhoid Not Suitable For Lancing, Says Hospital

Gay Man's Haemorrhoid Not Suitable For Lancing, Says Hospital

A gay man with a haemorrhoid so large, that his arse looks like it has an Adidas Jabulani coming out of it, has been told by a hospital in Texas that he cannot have an operation to lance the pesky growth, and that he will have to wait until it gets b...
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Funny story: Asteroids v Hemorrhoids

Asteroids v Hemorrhoids

Scientists at the European Space Agency are extremely excited as they explain that the Rozetta Satellite is soon to be photographing asteroids. Taxpayers, worldwide, just do not understand why scientists in many countries are spending billions on...
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Funny story: Proctologist arrested in 'rhoid rage incident

Proctologist arrested in 'rhoid rage incident

Murray Lloyd, a local proctologist, was arrested early last evening in a 'rhoid rage' incident. Lloyd, 43, was released after posting bail on charges of vandalism, assault, and interference with official acts. 'Rhoid rage should not be confused wi...
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Funny story: Local Man Off Work For A Week With Haemorrhoids

Local Man Off Work For A Week With Haemorrhoids

Gomer Pyle, a local fork lift truck driver was astonished when his doctor informed him that he was suffering from piles, or haemorrhoids, and gave him a sick note for a week, because piles are no laughing matter, as the doctor knew only too well, bei...
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Funny story: Richard Simmons Denies Having Severe Case Of Hemorrhoids!

Richard Simmons Denies Having Severe Case Of Hemorrhoids!

Exercise guru Richard Simmons on Oprah Thursday in a "Live Call-In", vehemently denied that he was suffering from hemorrhoids. "I have some but I don't suffer from them" reported Simmons. In fact, I have fun with my hemorrhoids by talking to them...
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Funny story: Maggot therapy hemorrhoid hope 'premature'

Maggot therapy hemorrhoid hope 'premature'

LONDON, UK - Maggots may not have the miracle hemorrhoid healing properties that have been claimed, a UK study suggests. In a double blind study of 1,000,000 UK hemorrhoid suffers, maggot therapy actually increased the pain and itching of hemorrhoids...
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Funny story: Asstronomers Name Pluto a Hemorrhoid

Asstronomers Name Pluto a Hemorrhoid

Poor Pluto has been demoted from one of the seven planets, recently called a Plutoid by International Astronomical Union and now diagnosed as a hemorrhoid on the ass of Neptune.
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Funny story: Hemorrhoids Flare Across U.S.: Bush Administration Declares Emergency

Hemorrhoids Flare Across U.S.: Bush Administration Declares Emergency

US and A (The Lantern Staff Writer) - An outbreak of severe hemorrhoids throughout the lower forty-eight states has blindsided National Weather Service forecasters, causing the President to declare a national state of emergency.
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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Endorses Flushable Hemorrhoid Wipes

Rudy Giuliani Endorses Flushable Hemorrhoid Wipes

Rudy Giuliani took a bold step in his campaign today, announcing his support for flushable hemorrhoid wipes. "This simple technology will help America deal with the terror of a serious health problem," the former Mayor said at a benefit for...
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