London - In a spooky echo reminiscent of 'He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty little boy' a direct descendant of Knights Templar Grand Master Jacques de Molay has hit out over daft 'sacred initiation' claims by accused Norwegian mass murde...
London - The House of Windsor's top bigamist has been honored for keeping her gob shut these last seven years with a spurious gong whose Order was mothballed back in 1971.
Camilla Fucker-Proles is to become the Hellfire Club's Dame Grand Double-Cr...
Cardiff - Welsh Nationalist seers have laughed off suggestions that Queen Elizabeth will actually ever open the London 2012 Games.
Their St David's Eve seance at Caernarfon Castle saw some spooky funereal hexoplasm materialise to answer queries ab...
Cornwall - Notorious satanic members of the UK's premier demonic closed shop are being investigated about the wanton mutilation of a Freisian two year-old called Erik.
The stallion was found in dead in a Stithians field in what police suspect may...
London - Did the Illuminati's West End fun spot finance hotels and flights used by the buffoonish twerp on his Foxy foreign jollies?
Reports this evening say the Club's credit card statements show uninhibited plastic bashing by the VIP cardholder...
London - The Governor of the Bank of England has rubbished Palace predictions about the Queen's imminent death.
Top Hellfire Club number cruncher Mervyn King blamed the ubiquitous QE2 nickname in a City speech at crunchtime - er...lunchtime! - tod...
Henley - (Unholy Mess): Police searching for the remains of a 'Mexican-ish' Polish youth at the core of bodysnatch charges may bring in high tech equipment to excavate the grounds of a former school.
Witold Orlowski's corpse was dug up and alleged...
London - (Foren (sic) News): Anonymous DNA samples found in the 7th Earl of Lucan's Chelsea home have surfaced in the Masai Mara game reserve.
The Kenyan safari site saw Suffolk hotelier's daughter Julie Ward killed in 1988 in what still remains a...
Stornoway - (Auf Wiedersehen, Pest! News): Astrologers were predicting a karmic typhoon in Western Scottish waters next week as the Queen boarded the MV Hellfire Hebridean Princess this afternoon.
Dozens of the Ratzinger coven are accompanying th...
London - (Carlton Club): Hellfire Club grandees have moved to quash rumors they ordered UK puppet Prime Monster Gorgon Brown to unleash his National Bullying Helpline heavies on Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling.
The shadowy satanic org...
London - (Illuminati Mess): It's billed as astrology's Clash of the Titans as the stars align for Friday's apocalyptic Mars-opposition-Sun setting at the Chilcot Inquiry.
With the fiery Roman god of war at 10 degrees Leo - celestial sign of majest...
Cosmos - (Satanic Mess): Thursday's magnificent Sun/Pluto trine and Mercury/Venus conjunction is the perfect smokescreen to foil the monstrous self confidence of Hellfire Club mobsters like UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown.
That is the celestial pre...
London - (Ass Mess): An ancient prophecy by 9th century Bishop of Winchester St Swithin is sending shockwaves among Hellfire Club grandees ahead of expected dire events on July 15th, St Swithin's Day.
Rome - (Satanic Mess): Renowned sixteenth century Renaissance painter Micheldiabolo hid a secret code in the Pisstine Chapel murals predicting the rise of Hitler's Pope Pius XII according to a new book.
London - (Premonitions Mess): Hellfire Club members have barricaded themselves behind Joseph Fritzl-style subterranean bunkers today amid fears that the June 19 Avenging Angel will strike before midnight.
New York - (AssoCIAted Mess): Time Magazine has published its annual list of the top 100 most successful Hellfire Club crooks of 2008.
London - (Cosmic Mess): Pluto's stationary motion in the heavens on April 1st will be the ultimate cosmic last laugh that wreaks havoc on the undead in No 10 Drowning Street.
London - (Apocalyptic Mess): Star gazer consultants to the Royal & Ancient Hellfire Club of Albion are warning that the message of the skies this weekend spells doom for Prime Monster Gorgon Brown's puppet government.