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Crisp packet hedgehog "bloody annoyed" at so-called rescue

Funny story: Crisp packet hedgehog "bloody annoyed" at so-called rescue

A hedgehog widely reported to have been saved after being stuck in a crisp packet in Weston Super Mare has hit back at his rescuers, saying he had never asked for help. The hedgehog, given the name Crispin by the team that extracted him from a rai...

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Hedgehog Banned From Back Garden

Funny story: Hedgehog Banned From Back Garden

Controversy still surrounds the decision taken by Stig O'Treacy to ban a hedgehog from his back garden. Sammy the hedgehog was removed from the garden two days ago and has not been allowed back. The origins of this feud go back to last autumn when...

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Mr. Hedgehog Sick and Tired of People Wiping Their Feet on His Spikes

Funny story: Mr. Hedgehog Sick and Tired of People Wiping Their Feet on His Spikes

Mr. Hedgehog has blasted all those bastards that have been wiping their mucky boots on his spikes. The local woodland dweller often drops by to town for the odd drink or ten at The Drunken Wench on Cockswell St. Being a hedgehog - and unable to op...

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Giant hedgehog sighting explained

Funny story: Giant hedgehog sighting explained

The mystery behind reported sightings of a "giant hedgehog" has been solved. Five local residents of a skanky, run down estate reported seeing a "fucking massive hedgehog" in the early hours of Saturday, but it was later discovered that the "hedg...

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Hedgehogs to have own Parliament

Funny story: Hedgehogs to have own Parliament

In a largely anticipated announcement, hedgehogs have voted almost unanimously to form their own Parliament. The hedgehogs intend to model their parliament on the Isle of Man "Tynwald" system, which is over 1,000 years old, shunning more modern pa...

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Hebrides Hedgehog Cull hits Opposition

Funny story: Hebrides Hedgehog Cull hits Opposition

Scottish Natural Heritage will continue their cull of hedgehogs in the Outer Hebrides, as they pose a threat to ground-nesting game birds and their eggs. This obviously presents a nusiance factor to the rich and shameless landed gentry who breed...

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