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Strapped for cash billionaire hedge fund manager hocks a few Picassos, etc, to Goldman Sux

Funny story: Strapped for cash billionaire hedge fund manager hocks a few Picassos, etc, to Goldman Sux

Off-The-Wall Street, NYC - One of the artworks is believed to be the insanely rare and wildly expensive El Greco rendition of Christ Throwing The Money Lenders From The Temple according to Plumeberg Artworld news reports today. The painting is sai...

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Hedge Fund Managers Finally Admit Truth to Public

In a stunning announcement of something we already knew, the nation's hedge fund managers have finally admitted that insider trading is at the heart of their business model. Mel Leber, chief investment officer for the BUH Holdings Hedge Fund Gro...

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Hedge Tax to hit Taxpayers Hard

Funny story: Hedge Tax to hit Taxpayers Hard

In a bid to make even more money off the beleaguered British public, the ConDems have created a brad new tax: The Hedge Tax. "We discovered that a lot of people were investing in Hedge Funds," said George Osborne, Chancellor of the Exchequer. "Giv...

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George Soros Bet to Obama: "You Can't Ruin US in One Term"

Funny story: George Soros Bet to Obama: "You Can't Ruin US in One Term"

NEW YORK CITY - Recently, some have argued that Obama is completely, utterly incompetent and clueless, to include comments that infomercial pitch-men Billy Mays and "the Slap-Chop guy" would have been "a thousand times better." At the same time, fina...

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Lazy Hedge Trimmers Threaten to Return to the Land of Adam Smith to Keep their Wealth of Nations

Funny story: Lazy Hedge Trimmers Threaten to Return to the Land of Adam Smith to Keep their Wealth of Nations

Corrupt US Congress grilled the Hedge fund Capitalists who won big while the people of the world lost big time. The big billionaires admitted that they always planned to get rich quick off of the losses of bad investments. "We collect the wages...

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Chancellor realises the economy might be in trouble

Funny story: Chancellor realises the economy might be in trouble

The Chancellor of the Exchequer, the Rt Hon Alistair Bloke, made the stark discovery earlier today that the economy might be in trouble. It appears he was listening to the Today programme on Radio 4 when the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer, Ozz...

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