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Funny story: Over there, tell 'em, that the Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming!

Over there, tell 'em, that the Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming!

Heathrow, LONDON: With many teenagers employed by G4S on £8.50 per hour, deciding to take days off to watch Jeremy Kyle or soaps, there may be trouble ahead. But why has the Olympic Security become a 'car crash', waiting to happen? Lord Coe et al...
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Funny story: Budget Airline Boss to Reduce Border Control Queues

Budget Airline Boss to Reduce Border Control Queues

Irish budget airline mogul Mick O'Really is set to solve the UK border control crisis with his latest venture. His new 'Pay and Arrive' scheme is set to dramatically reduce queues at London's Heathrow airport this summer. Executive of Pay and Ar...
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Funny story: UKBA Airport Border Control Queue Chaos

UKBA Airport Border Control Queue Chaos

The UK Border Force came under strong criticism yesterday after queues at Heathrow Terminal 5 hit record highs. A spokesman for the UKBA defended its' members in a statement released earlier today. He added; " We are doing absolutely all we can...
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L.A.P.D Weighs in on Jenner's Transformation

"Bruce Jenner drove like a prick," said a police spokesman. " Caitlyn drives like a cunt. Any questions?"
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