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Funny story: Ryanair Boss to Reduce Border Control Queues

Ryanair Boss to Reduce Border Control Queues

Michael O'Leary is to solve the UK border control crisis. His new 'Pay and Arrive' scheme is set to dramatically reduce queues at London's Heathrow airport this summer. Executive of Pay and Arrive, Patricia Ryan, said "I was the first person to...
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Funny story: UKBA Airport Border Control Queue Chaos

UKBA Airport Border Control Queue Chaos

The UK Border Force came under strong criticism yesterday after queues at Heathrow Terminal 5 hit record highs. A spokesman for the UKBA defended its' members in a statement released earlier today. He added; " We are doing absolutely all we can...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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