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Funny story: Councils Say We're Throwing Away The Wrong Kind of Rubbish!

Councils Say We're Throwing Away The Wrong Kind of Rubbish!

Many of Britain's local councils are reporting a significant reduction in the amount of rubbish being taken to the official tips. The government was at first delighted with the news thinking the reason was simply because the general public were b...
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Funny story: World's Hottest Chilli To Be Used As A Weapon

World's Hottest Chilli To Be Used As A Weapon

Legendary Spoof writer Jalapenoman, usually referred to by fellow writers as the J-man today expressed consternation after learning that Indian Special Forces groups are using the world's hottest chilli as a weapon. "I thought I had the hottest ch...
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Funny story: Local Man Can't Stand Heat - Decides to Get out of the Kitchen

Local Man Can't Stand Heat - Decides to Get out of the Kitchen

Local man Jerry Umbridge, of number 6 Colchester Avenue, has exited his kitchen after noticing his wife, Tania, was reading shit UK ladies magazine 'Heat' at the kitchen table. The man stormed out in disgust after he could no longer take listening...
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Funny story: People Melt on Hottest Day of Year

People Melt on Hottest Day of Year

A human condition called 'Sun-Melt' is back with a vengeance, after reports of at least 20 people melting on the UKs hottest day of the year. "We have not seen this since the 1977 'Big Heat'," said a London hospital spokesman. The condition attack...
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