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Funny story: Kenny Chesney Insists He's A Straight Shooter

Kenny Chesney Insists He's A Straight Shooter

NASHVILLE - Country music artist Kenny Chesney has just told Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that he has just about had his fill of all of these prairie fairy rumors. Chesney met with reporter Buck Yazoo at a Burger Belle in Nashville and stated that he's...
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Funny story: Faith Hill Reveals She Pleaded With Her Husband Tim McGraw to Stop Wearing That Black Rubber Cowboy Hat

Faith Hill Reveals She Pleaded With Her Husband Tim McGraw to Stop Wearing That Black Rubber Cowboy Hat

NASHVILLE - Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are headed for El Rancho Grande Divorce and the blonde singer is starting to sing the blues. Hill recently told Buck Yazoo with Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine that for years and years she has been telling Timothy, as...
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Funny story: U.S. Customs Confiscates 17,000 Counterfeit Fez Hats That Were Bound For Morocco

U.S. Customs Confiscates 17,000 Counterfeit Fez Hats That Were Bound For Morocco

NEW YORK CITY - United States Customs officials have reported that they have confiscated a shipment of 17,000 counterfeit fez hats that were addressed to be shipped overseas. The actual location was in Fez, Morocco and after checking the address o...
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Funny story: Queen's Jubilee Hat Fashions Turn Edible

Queen's Jubilee Hat Fashions Turn Edible

Never squandering an opportunity to compete against each other in the world of high fashion, several women from the extended Royal Family and other distinguished guests are wearing edible hats for the Queen's Jubilee. One daring creation was a pro...
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Funny story: Mad Mayor Jorris Bohnson Wears Cat On Head

Mad Mayor Jorris Bohnson Wears Cat On Head

Mad Mayor Of Olde London TownJorris Bohnson has taken a leaf from Dr Zoigbergs famous children's book "Prat In A Cat" and started wearing a large overweight Ginger Tom on his head to official functions. The overweight tom cat Jorris, well known f...
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Funny story: Men In Hats Make Better Lovers

Men In Hats Make Better Lovers

A study has revealed that men who wear hats make more sensitive, caring lovers. The study, compiled by Maureen Svetlenska, owner and operator of Just Hats, the world's largest hat supplier, issued her findings last week. The hat mogul found tha...
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Funny story: Old Hats Are Old Hat Says Hat Manufacturer

Old Hats Are Old Hat Says Hat Manufacturer

The UK's leading designer and manufacturer of quality headgear, Onme Edson, of the Ilkley Moor Hat Firm Inc of Spewing Malden Mill, Dorking, today announced that old hats are old hat, and that anybody who's anybody in the world today is investing in...
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Funny story: Big Hat Sale To Open Early

Big Hat Sale To Open Early

It's just been revealed, that the annual Titchfield Carnival Big Hat Sale has been brought forward from the new year, and will now officially commence on Saturday, December 10th. Which is at least three weeks before the usual start date. "Well, it...
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Funny story: Drunk Local Man Offers Hats At Knockdown Discount Cashback Prices

Drunk Local Man Offers Hats At Knockdown Discount Cashback Prices

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, last night announced that he has had the good fortune to acquire a wide range of discounted hats, which he is able to offer for sale - dirt cheap - to anybody who can be arsed. Uncharacteristically drunk, and typing...
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Funny story: Local Man To Buy A Bigger Hat

Local Man To Buy A Bigger Hat

Following the runaway success of his promotional video for The Dorking Review, which he posted on YouTube, local man, Martin Shuttlecock is reputed to be considering buying a new hat. Sources close to Shuttlecock state that his new found internet fam...
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Funny story: Hacker Confession Latest - "We All Wear Pork Pie Hats"

Hacker Confession Latest - "We All Wear Pork Pie Hats"

In the wake of the News Of The World phone hacking scandal, and numerous computer hacker attacks on various secure websites and databases, one question which puzzled investigators, was: How do you recognise a hacker? And by logical extension: How...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Now Carries iPad in her Hat

Queen Elizabeth II Now Carries iPad in her Hat

Her hats have always been striking. Especially lately, when she's had her hats refashioned to include a slot for her iPad. Palace insiders say that the Queen has been quite impressed with the interest generated by granddaughter Princess Beatric...
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Funny story: Despite Super Injuction Speaker John Bercow Reveals Suri Homes Bought Princess Beatrice's Hat!

Despite Super Injuction Speaker John Bercow Reveals Suri Homes Bought Princess Beatrice's Hat!

Cries of 'Shame', 'Scandal', 'Wanker' and even worse reverberated around Parliament today after Speaker John Bercow revealed to a shocked House that Suri Cruise had out bid his wife, Sally, for the coveted hat worn by Princess Beatrice at the Royal W...
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Funny story: Bronx Zoo Peacock Discusses Life Over the Fence

Bronx Zoo Peacock Discusses Life Over the Fence

The female peacock who escaped from the Bronx Zoo, but was captured after a few days, held a press conference at the zoo today. She said that her freedom was okay while it lasted, but she had always meant it to be just a brief sabbatical. She m...
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Funny story: Socks And Gloves And Pork Pie Hats

Socks And Gloves And Pork Pie Hats

As the world once again finds itself in crisis, with wholesale slaughter going on left, right and centre, there remains a beacon of hope in the stultifying pall of negativity. Fashion guru, Adolph Galileo appears to think he's got the solution.
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Funny story: Never Mind Another Potential War - Demi Lovato Buys A Pork Pie Hat

Never Mind Another Potential War - Demi Lovato Buys A Pork Pie Hat

As Great Britain prepares for military intervention in the Libya crisis, apparently about to send troops and ordnance into the North African state in order to reestablish harmony and stability - PM David "Do Nothing Dave" Cameron has attempted to all...
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Funny story: 'Grey Socks Are Sooo Boring!' Says Designer

'Grey Socks Are Sooo Boring!' Says Designer

Top London sock designer Michael O'Foot today savaged rival sock designers who continue to design grey socks. "Grey socks are sooo boring!" he told the press. "I'm surprised that designers like Julian Hose and Stella McStockingfoot continue to des...
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Funny story: Colleague Stunned By Spoofer's Headgear Foresight

Colleague Stunned By Spoofer's Headgear Foresight

A West London man was recovering with a cup of tea at his desk this afternoon after being shocked by a Spoof-writing colleague's foresight. EIF News & Features stringer, Harry St Bede, was carrying out his normal duties at his office in the Gr...
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