MP Harriet Harman today continued leading Britain down a long, lonely, winding road through the wilderness of ignorance and self-interest and toward a brighter equal future with prizes for all.
Her latest targets are the songs that dare not speak...
Deputy leader of the Labour Party Harriet Harman has been forced into a grovelling apology, after ginger rodents reacted angrily to suggestions that they resemble Coalition Treasury spokesman Danny Alexander.
Spokesman for the Guinea pig Defence L...
Labour Deputy Leader, Harriet Harman, has apologised for comparing red rodents with Danny Alexander the Cabinet Cuts Man.
Speaking at the Scottish Labour Party Conference Ms Harman had compared red squirrels with mutated Liberal Democrats.
Harr...
Quango Land, Britain: The guidelines from the quango, the Equality and Human Rights Commission, explain that the new Equality Act, which was passed just before the election and championed by Labour's Deputy Leader Harriet Harman. If parents' or pub...
Following recent reports that Harriet Harman is 'leader-in-waiting' to take over from Gordon Brown following the election, she has moved to quell suggestions that she will remove the few remaining rights men have, if elected.
In an under-cover in...
A well known Crisp manufacturer from Leicester plans to launch a new range of Politically Flavoured Salty Snacks to poke fun at those that seek re-election!
The first flavour to be launched will be "Harriet Harman" flavour Dorito's!
Our reporte...
Defaced photographs of Equality Guru Harriet Harman are suddenly appearing everywhere you look around the Vatican. New Labour's Deputy PM has successfully managed to go where no British subject has ever been before - and get her 'harpy' face pinned...
Harriet Harman came under the rather furious glare of the spotlight last night, after she was caught wandering around the House Of Commons shouting obscenities at visiting dignitaries.
In further revelations, it is believed that she tried to use t...
Gordon Brown was left with some explaining to do when Harriet Harman, governemt Minister was issued an ASBO for singing the current Rage Against The Machine single - Killing In The Name 'in anger' while shopping.
Ms Harman had been shopping at Lid...
Gender equality and domestic abuse awareness for five year olds
It has been reported in today's papers that
"Lessons on equality and domestic abuse are planned for kids of five in the UK. Primary school pupils are to be taught gender equality...
Brussels: In a new EU Guideline all beetles that for centuries have been called Ladybirds (Coccinellidae) will fall into line with modern values that both reflect and respect gender.
"The oppression of the Ladybird must cease immediately", declar...
Gordon Brown decided to fight the public perception of him being an idiot. The prime minister went on holiday and left in charge very questionable individuals to run the country. The logic was simple - public must see that he is so much better than h...
Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman blamed today swine flu pandemic on male pigs. "All males are pigs", she said, "But male pigs are even more pigs".
Ms Harman claimed that she has a DNA evidence that the very first swine flu case was registered...
Sources within Downing Street have indicated that Harridan Harpy is likely to receive a major promotion in the Cabinet reshuffle expected after Thursday's Local and European Elections.
Harman, who is currently in The Priory being treated for exhau...
Harriet Harman has announced a radical new plan to increase the number of women in senior positions in government, industry and the professions. Announcing the plan, she states that it is taking far too long for women to attain the top jobs. There ne...
Harriet Harmon, the Minister for Alliterated Names, has again changed her mind about becoming party leader, proving that Labour used to be indecisive, but now its not too sure.
It seems that some newspapers, especially the Daily Torygraph, declare...
A number of Hollywood stars have come out in favour of Harriet Harman MP, should there be any leadership contest in the troubled Labour Party.
Although she is adamant that she is behind the current Prime Minister Gordon Brown, a number of rumours...
Fathers 4 Justice campaigners dressed as comic book superheroes are staging a a second rooftop protest at the home of Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman, Scotland Yard said today.