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Funny story: McDonald's Shareholders Meeting Disrupted by Nanny-State Protesters

McDonald's Shareholders Meeting Disrupted by Nanny-State Protesters

Chicago- CEO Don Thompson was challenged and often shouted down by some insistent and disruptive shareholder meeting disrupters. A belligerent Debbie Bipolaria, representative of Mothers United in Parental Neglect, accused McDonalds of using popul...
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Funny story: Burger King Workers Like the Slogan Change

Burger King Workers Like the Slogan Change

Good-bye "Have it your way." Hello "Be your way." And the BK workers seem to approve. "Why should pesty customers expect everything THEIR way?" asked a gum-chewing BK worker yesterday, continuing, "what a crock." Popping his gum at the interview...
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Funny story: Jack-In-The-Box Introduces The Latest Member In Its Burger Family

Jack-In-The-Box Introduces The Latest Member In Its Burger Family

SAN DIEGO, California - Jack-In-The-Box Corporate Spokeswoman Buffy Buttonburg told the press that the San Diego based hamburger giant has just come out with its latest burger creation. The new burger is named The QuakeBurger and it was developed...
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Funny story: McDonald's Debuts Its New Burger In Honor of California

McDonald's Debuts Its New Burger In Honor of California

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The world's largest fast food chain has just announced that it has just unveiled it latest burger creation. Company spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta said that after just being on the market for 24 hours the new McVolcanoburger is...
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Funny story: Nude New Yorker At McDonalds Not Doing Well

Nude New Yorker At McDonalds Not Doing Well

Whatever he was up to, an unnamed male (at present) suddenly appeared in New York McDonalds and ran into a lot of trouble. "He actually got in the back door", stated an employee that someone forgot to relock after going out back for a break. He ha...
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Funny story: A High-Ranking Taliban General Spotted In Yuma, Arizona

A High-Ranking Taliban General Spotted In Yuma, Arizona

YUMA, Arizona - A private investigator working for the United States government has just informed the press that he has just seen one of the Taliban's highest ranking generals. The private investigator who did not want his real name revealed, for...
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Funny story: Burger King's NBA-Themed Double Dribble Deluxe Cheeseburgers Are Having Great Sales

Burger King's NBA-Themed Double Dribble Deluxe Cheeseburgers Are Having Great Sales

MIAMI, Florida - Burger King Spokesman Gavin Zhivago related that the BK home office is positively thrilled with the sales of their latest menu addition. Zhivago said that the new NBA-themed Double Dribble Deluxe Cheeseburger is selling like gangb...
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Funny story: The John & Bob Denver International Airport In Denver Has A Brand New Cannibas Appropriate Slogan

The John & Bob Denver International Airport In Denver Has A Brand New Cannibas Appropriate Slogan

DENVER - The director of The John & Bob Denver International Airport, Washburn Bookbottom, has announced that the airport has just approved a brand new airport slogan. The slogan which will be put up all over the airport terminals will read "A...
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Funny story: The Burger Miss Restaurant In Denver Is Making A Killing Selling Potburgers

The Burger Miss Restaurant In Denver Is Making A Killing Selling Potburgers

DENVER - The Burger Miss Restaurant is a fast food hamburger franchise chain that is based in Sausalito, California. Company Spokesperson Bernie Butterbrick has just announced that one of the four Burger Miss Restaurants located in the greater Den...
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Funny story: McDonald's To Introduce The McRibeyeburger In Order To Attract Richer Customers

McDonald's To Introduce The McRibeyeburger In Order To Attract Richer Customers

OAK BROOK, Illinois - McDonald's the fast food franchise that brought you the McEnchiladas and the McSushi has just developed another in a line of extraordinary menu items. Company Spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta stated that for the past seven months...
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Funny story: McDonald's To Offer A Special Promotional Burger - The McMandelaburger

McDonald's To Offer A Special Promotional Burger - The McMandelaburger

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The largest fast food franchise in the world has just let its customers know that it will soon be putting out a special limited promotional burger in honor of Nelson Mandela. Nancy Zabaletta spokesperson for the fast food cha...
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Funny story: Wendy's Could Become Windy's

Wendy's Could Become Windy's

DUBLIN, Ohio - Wendy's is an international fast food chain that mainly sells hamburgers. It was founded in 1969, and currently has 6,650 restaurants world-wide. The executives of the hamburger giant have expressed a desire to rename the company. T...
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Funny story: Jack-In-The-Box Considering Dropping The Box

Jack-In-The-Box Considering Dropping The Box

SAN DIEGO, California - The West Coast based fast food franchise Jack-In-The-Box is on the cusp of making one of the biggest changes in the chain's 62 year history. According to a corporate representative the company is currently planning on dropp...
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Funny story: Vice-President Joe Biden Opens Up A Burger Diner

Vice-President Joe Biden Opens Up A Burger Diner

DOVER, Delaware - Vice-President Joe Biden proudly announced the opening of his brand new burger restaurant called Vice-President Biden's Burger Diner. The vice-president told Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine that he has dreamed about o...
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Funny story: McDonalds Has Added The iBurger To Its Menu

McDonalds Has Added The iBurger To Its Menu

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The McDonald's Corporation has always looked upon itself as being on the cutting edge on new menu items and its newly developed iBurger looks to be a sure winner. Nancy Zabeletta, a spokesperson for the fast food franchise gi...
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Funny story: McDonald's To Drop The Big Mac Sesame Seeds

McDonald's To Drop The Big Mac Sesame Seeds

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The world's largest restaurant franchise chain, McDonald's has just made a monumental announcement regarding its hamburger buns. Golden Arches Spokesperson Nancy Zabeletta has issued a statement that the fast food giant will...
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Funny story: Five Guys Burgers May Change Their Name To Five Guys & Their Wives Burgers

Five Guys Burgers May Change Their Name To Five Guys & Their Wives Burgers

ARLINGTON, Virginia - There are now over 1,000 Five Guys Burgers franchises in the United States with more opening monthly. A restaurant consultant, Ferguson B. Waxminnow, has suggested that in order to make the spouses feel like they are part of...
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Funny story: McDonald's Is Thinking of Adding a McSushiBurger

McDonald's Is Thinking of Adding a McSushiBurger

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The world's largest food franchise chain, McDonald's is experimenting with a new food item that it could be adding to its menu. Corporate Spokesperson Nancy Zabaletta told National Focus Magazine that company executives are p...
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Joan Rivers Loses It

A medical bulletin just released from a Manhattan clinic states that Joan Rivers had stopped talking during throat surgery.

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