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Dodgy hair extension glue blamed for Kate's 'toxic' pregnancy

Funny story: Dodgy hair extension glue blamed for Kate's 'toxic' pregnancy

Los Angeles - Doctors who successfully treated Britney Spears' phobia about hair lice eating her hair extensions have offered helpful tips to pregnant Kate Middleton in her hour of need. An email from the top quack at LA's Seedy Sinai Snatch Clini...

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Top-heavy Kate dizzy under weight of £10,000 hair extensions

Funny story: Top-heavy Kate dizzy under weight of £10,000 hair extensions

London - "Underneath that Barnet she's practically bald," Kensington heirdresser Jonty Poppycock tweeted this morning. "Probably got the same amount of active follicles as that daft husband Wills." The celeb salon owner reckons regular top-ups...

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Hairdresser has a long wait for extensions

A Long Sutton hairstylist will have to wait at least another six weeks before she gets a decision regarding her application for an extension to her license to provide hair extensions. Eva Longstrand, who specializes in extra-long hair extensions,...

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Kate Gosselin: "My new hair extensions make me look six kids younger, don't you think?"

Funny story: Kate Gosselin: "My new hair extensions make me look six kids younger, don't you think?"

"I could never have longhair before," explained Kate Gosselin as she sat in a hair salon chair admiring her new hair extensions with a handheld mirror. "You know, because Jon always kept getting bubble gum, popsicle sticks or his sticky fingers stuck up all in it. That's how I ended up with that crazy looking hairdo. I was always having to cut it and all the time it kept getting shorter and shorte...

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Cheryl Cole Embroiled In Hair Product Row

Funny story: Cheryl Cole Embroiled In Hair Product Row

X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole has been accused by advertising watchdogs in the UK of falsely promoting the beneficial effects of hair care products. Cheryl, who is universally adored by everybody in the world, with the exception of a certain football...

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Lindsay Lohan Announces Her Own Line Of "Hair" Extensions

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Announces Her Own Line Of "Hair" Extensions

(Los Angeles--CA) Forget Brtiney Spears' upskirt oops! According to a Lindsay Lohan blog, LohanFan, the "actress" will be issuing a line of "extensions for the hair that you don't see...at least not during the first half of the...

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