In a first for medical science the Deputy Prime Minister will today open a captive breeding centre in Ashford. The centre will provide a habitat for lonely Liberal Democrat voters and hope to produce the next generation of Lib Dem voters.
Berlin - (Ass Mess): It was always Senator Ted Kennedy's dying wish was to be plastinated by German anatomist Gunther Von Haagendaz according to a press release today.
And now the embalming nutter wants to start stripping away those corpulent laye...
Los Angeles - (Rotters): Flashing an official Deed of Gift signed by the late Michael Jackson's royal Bahraini family creditors plastination nutter Dr Gunther Von Hagens-Daz stormed his way into an LA court room today demanding the immediate seizure...
London - (Necrophilic Ass Mess): Trafalgar Square's empty fourth plinth is to get a permanent new erection following Council permission for German plastination nutter Gunther von Hagens-Daz's Naked Corpses Fisting in the Sunshine exhibit.
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