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Funny story:  Kid Returns To College After Spring Break With Even More Hatred For Fellow Students

Kid Returns To College After Spring Break With Even More Hatred For Fellow Students

Athens, GA. Arriving back at college after a two-week spring break vacation, social studies student Mike Francis told friends that though fresh and rejuvenated from spending his vacation with his elderly mother, his hatred for his fellow students ha...
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Funny story:  NRA Opposes Obama Surgeon General Nominee

NRA Opposes Obama Surgeon General Nominee

WASHINGTON - Facing a possible defeat in the Senate, the White House is considering delaying a vote on President Obama's choice for surgeon general The nominee, Dr. Vivek H. Murthy, an internist has come under criticism from the National Rifle A...
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Funny story:  Western Maryland Wants To Secede From Maryland and Become The Nation's 51st State

Western Maryland Wants To Secede From Maryland and Become The Nation's 51st State

RUSTIC GAP, Maryland - The residents of the western part of Maryland say that they are fed up with the governor telling them that they can't do this and they can't do that. And for that reason there is a strong movement in the western part of the...
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Funny story:  Obama In Duel With The NRA  And LaPierre - Obama Loses!

Obama In Duel With The NRA And LaPierre - Obama Loses!

Many believed it would be a dramatic and historic meeting between President Obama and NRA leader Wayne LaPierre when they met at a press conference in New York this afternoon. After a long standing feud (minus guns but about guns) between the two for...
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Funny story:  Fox News Stories Are Just Spoofs!

Fox News Stories Are Just Spoofs!

A writer of political books from the UK appeared on the "Charlie Rose Show" last evening and was quite surprised about the lack of trustworthiness and the inadequacy of the news media in the U.S. Here are some excerpts from what guest Bertrand Russ...
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Funny story:  Republican senate hopeful ups election ante with AR-15 assault rifle AND personal drone plane raffle prizes

Republican senate hopeful ups election ante with AR-15 assault rifle AND personal drone plane raffle prizes

Washington - US Congressman and stalwart Second Amendment enthusiast Paul Broun has launched a competition on his website offering a fantastic array of assault weapons as prizes to supporters of his anti gun control election mandate. Inspired by t...
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Funny story:  US Senators in fact finding mission to UK's House of Lords Rifle Range

US Senators in fact finding mission to UK's House of Lords Rifle Range

Washington - A delegation of 46 United States Senators who famously rejected proposals last year for gun background checks will be visiting an exclusive shooting gallery in the basement of the British Parliament's upper house, the House of Lords, ne...
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Funny story:  Head Of NRA Shoots Self Is In Hospital

Head Of NRA Shoots Self Is In Hospital

Pastor John Slaughter today was handed the NRA gavel to preside over the most powerful pro-gun lobby in the U.S. His sudden assent to be the gun group's top man was occasioned by former CEO, Wayne La Pisse, severely wounding himself through careless...
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Funny story:  Sheriffs Don't Want  Data On Insane

Sheriffs Don't Want Data On Insane

WASHINGTON - - - The Obama Administration today expanded access to mental health data in background checks for the federal system. Under a new rule, paranoid schizophrenics, brutal lunatics who have been imprisoned for violence, insane child abu...
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Funny story:  Obama Arrested by Detroit Police

Obama Arrested by Detroit Police

DETROIT (SP) - President Obama and an unidentified supporter were arrested yesterday for making terroristic threats in South Detroit. The President made an appearance in Detroit to get a firsthand look at the devastation due to decades of Democratic...
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Funny story:  NRA Wants Machine Guns, Grenades in Schools

NRA Wants Machine Guns, Grenades in Schools

A student at a Colorado school shot and wounded two students, one seriously police say. , The shooting occurred at Arapahoe High in Centennial, The NRA has responded to the tragedy by reiterating its demand that every school child in the U.S. carry...
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Funny story:  Enraged Senators Schumer, Cruz Come Close to Blows on Senate Floor

Enraged Senators Schumer, Cruz Come Close to Blows on Senate Floor

WASHINGTON (AP) - On the eve of the massacre of children at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newton, The National Rifle Association won another victory. The victory shows the enormous power and control of the association over obedient members of the U.S. Se...
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Funny story:  "I See Dead People!" Causes Wayne LaPierre To Build His Own Winchester House.

"I See Dead People!" Causes Wayne LaPierre To Build His Own Winchester House.

Wayne LaPierre, chief face for the National Rifle Association, has been secretly burdened by the fear of having helped to suppress laws that would have controlled the guns that have been ravaging American society. Knowing that he was instrumental in...
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Funny story:  "Man Shooting Self and No One Else At Mall Does Nothing For Gun Sales." Laments Gun Makers.

"Man Shooting Self and No One Else At Mall Does Nothing For Gun Sales." Laments Gun Makers.

American Arms Manufacturers are upset that a man had the audacity to enter a mall, shoot it up, and not intentionally hit anyone else other than himself. On Nov. 3rd 20 year old Richard Sloop entered the New Jersey Garden State Plaza Mall, shooting...
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Funny story:  Moderate Republicans Do an About-face on Gun Control

Moderate Republicans Do an About-face on Gun Control

WASHINGTON, D. C.--With the deepening rift in the Republican Party over the government shutdown, some moderate Republicans are beginning to embrace a more measured approach to gun control. Said one Republican moderate, who remained anonymous for fe...
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Funny story:  The NRA's LaPierre Gets To See Obama's Bad Self

The NRA's LaPierre Gets To See Obama's Bad Self

It was a phone call that President Obama didn't want to make, but he knew he would eventually have to. He also knew that it would do little good, but that it had to be made anyway. So, on Wednesday, he did. And he was right. "Good day, Mr. LaPierre. How are you doing today?" "Oh, I was OK until you called." "Well, I am sorry to hear that. I think it is time for us to have a little chat."...
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Funny story:  Starbucks Makes Public Statement Guns Not Welcome But Not Outright Banned

Starbucks Makes Public Statement Guns Not Welcome But Not Outright Banned

Starbucks public spokesman Anselmo Java recently made a statement to the press regarding the company's stance regarding possession of firearms in any of their establishments. "The only shots we want to hear being fired off in our stores are shots...
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Funny story:  In Wake of Naval Yard Shooting, Public Demands Asinine Gun Control Reform

In Wake of Naval Yard Shooting, Public Demands Asinine Gun Control Reform

In the wake of the Naval Yard shooting and subsequent revelations about the gunman, this writer once again did not interview any of the following imaginary people. Because the failure to understand laws and regulations as well as the ignorance dis...
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President Obama OK' Trillion Dollar Bills

Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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