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Funny story: NRA Demands That American Government Outlaw Drones Despite The Second Amendment

NRA Demands That American Government Outlaw Drones Despite The Second Amendment

In a strange reversal of policy the NRA has demanded that the U.S. make a ban on drones very much like the ban on guns that they have so heatedly fought against in the past. Speaking at a press conference NRA Fuhrer Wayne LaPierre has vehemently a...
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Funny story: Wallmark to Introduce New Line of Sympathy Cards for Victims of Gun Violence

Wallmark to Introduce New Line of Sympathy Cards for Victims of Gun Violence

KANSAS CITY, MO---The NRA, ever vigilant against liberal, extremist groups who want to take away citizens' right to bear arms, now has an enemy's list. In addition to Wallmark Cards, among its many targets are Britney Spears, the YWCA, AARP, B'nai B...
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Funny story: Second Amendment Right To Bear Arms To Be Scrapped

Second Amendment Right To Bear Arms To Be Scrapped

The Second Amendment (Amendment II) to the United States Constitution which protects the right of individuals to keep and bear arms will be written out of the constitution at midnight. After reading the original minutes of the meeting, written dur...
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Funny story: Kid Returns To College After Spring Break With Even More Hatred For Fellow Students

Kid Returns To College After Spring Break With Even More Hatred For Fellow Students

Athens, GA. Arriving back at college after a two-week spring break vacation, social studies student Mike Francis told friends that though fresh and rejuvenated from spending his vacation with his elderly mother, his hatred for his fellow students ha...
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Funny story: NRA Opposes Obama Surgeon General Nominee

NRA Opposes Obama Surgeon General Nominee

WASHINGTON - Facing a possible defeat in the Senate, the White House is considering delaying a vote on President Obama's choice for surgeon general The nominee, Dr. Vivek H. Murthy, an internist has come under criticism from the National Rifle A...
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Funny story: Western Maryland Wants To Secede From Maryland and Become The Nation's 51st State

Western Maryland Wants To Secede From Maryland and Become The Nation's 51st State

RUSTIC GAP, Maryland - The residents of the western part of Maryland say that they are fed up with the governor telling them that they can't do this and they can't do that. And for that reason there is a strong movement in the western part of the...
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Funny story: Obama In Duel With The NRA And LaPierre - Obama Loses!

Obama In Duel With The NRA And LaPierre - Obama Loses!

Many believed it would be a dramatic and historic meeting between President Obama and NRA leader Wayne LaPierre when they met at a press conference in New York this afternoon. After a long standing feud (minus guns but about guns) between the two for...
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Funny story: Fox News Stories Are Just Spoofs!

Fox News Stories Are Just Spoofs!

A writer of political books from the UK appeared on the "Charlie Rose Show" last evening and was quite surprised about the lack of trustworthiness and the inadequacy of the news media in the U.S. Here are some excerpts from what guest Bertrand Russ...
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Funny story: Republican senate hopeful ups election ante with AR-15 assault rifle AND personal drone plane raffle prizes

Republican senate hopeful ups election ante with AR-15 assault rifle AND personal drone plane raffle prizes

Washington - US Congressman and stalwart Second Amendment enthusiast Paul Broun has launched a competition on his website offering a fantastic array of assault weapons as prizes to supporters of his anti gun control election mandate. Inspired by t...
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Funny story: US Senators in fact finding mission to UK's House of Lords Rifle Range

US Senators in fact finding mission to UK's House of Lords Rifle Range

Washington - A delegation of 46 United States Senators who famously rejected proposals last year for gun background checks will be visiting an exclusive shooting gallery in the basement of the British Parliament's upper house, the House of Lords, ne...
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Funny story: Head Of NRA Shoots Self Is In Hospital

Head Of NRA Shoots Self Is In Hospital

Pastor John Slaughter today was handed the NRA gavel to preside over the most powerful pro-gun lobby in the U.S. His sudden assent to be the gun group's top man was occasioned by former CEO, Wayne La Pisse, severely wounding himself through careless...
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Funny story: Sheriffs Don't Want Data On Insane

Sheriffs Don't Want Data On Insane

WASHINGTON - - - The Obama Administration today expanded access to mental health data in background checks for the federal system. Under a new rule, paranoid schizophrenics, brutal lunatics who have been imprisoned for violence, insane child abu...
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Funny story: Obama Arrested by Detroit Police

Obama Arrested by Detroit Police

DETROIT (SP) - President Obama and an unidentified supporter were arrested yesterday for making terroristic threats in South Detroit. The President made an appearance in Detroit to get a firsthand look at the devastation due to decades of Democratic...
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Funny story: NRA Wants Machine Guns, Grenades in Schools

NRA Wants Machine Guns, Grenades in Schools

A student at a Colorado school shot and wounded two students, one seriously police say. , The shooting occurred at Arapahoe High in Centennial, The NRA has responded to the tragedy by reiterating its demand that every school child in the U.S. carry...
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Funny story: Enraged Senators Schumer, Cruz Come Close to Blows on Senate Floor

Enraged Senators Schumer, Cruz Come Close to Blows on Senate Floor

WASHINGTON (AP) - On the eve of the massacre of children at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newton, The National Rifle Association won another victory. The victory shows the enormous power and control of the association over obedient members of the U.S. Se...
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Funny story: "I See Dead People!" Causes NRA Fuhrer Wayne LaPierre To Build His Own Winchester House.

"I See Dead People!" Causes NRA Fuhrer Wayne LaPierre To Build His Own Winchester House.

Wayne LaPierre, chief face for the National Rifle Association, has been secretly burdened by the fear of having helped to suppress laws that would have controlled the guns that have been ravaging American society. Knowing that he was instrumental in...
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Funny story: "Man Shooting Self and No One Else At Mall Does Nothing For Gun Sales." Laments Gun Makers.

"Man Shooting Self and No One Else At Mall Does Nothing For Gun Sales." Laments Gun Makers.

American Arms Manufacturers are upset that a man had the audacity to enter a mall, shoot it up, and not intentionally hit anyone else other than himself. On Nov. 3rd 20 year old Richard Sloop entered the New Jersey Garden State Plaza Mall, shooting...
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Funny story: Moderate Republicans Do an About-face on Gun Control

Moderate Republicans Do an About-face on Gun Control

WASHINGTON, D. C.--With the deepening rift in the Republican Party over the government shutdown, some moderate Republicans are beginning to embrace a more measured approach to gun control. Said one Republican moderate, who remained anonymous for fe...
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