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Trump Announces Plan to Annex Mexico and Expel All the Rapists

Funny story: Trump Announces Plan to Annex Mexico and Expel All the Rapists

New York, NY Donald Trump no longer wants to build a wall on the U.S.-Mexican border. Instead, he wants to annex Mexico to the United States and build a wall along the Mexico-Guatemala border. Trump said that all the rapists in Mexico would be sent t...

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Wisconsin To Close Three Cheese Factories

Funny story: Wisconsin To Close Three Cheese Factories

MILWAUKEE - The state of Wisconsin regrets to have to announce that it will be closing down three cheese factories within the next four weeks. The cheese factories are located in Milwaukee, Green Bay, and Oshkosh. A representative for the state...

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The United Nations Tells Guatemala To Stop Talking About Invading North Korea

Funny story: The United Nations Tells Guatemala To Stop Talking About Invading North Korea

NEW YORK CITY - The secretary-general of the United Nations Ban-Ki-Moon has made it abundantly clear to the Central American government of Guatemala that they need to squash their invasion of North Korea rhetoric immediately. Ban-Ki-Moon informed...

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Does Taylor Swift Have Any Tattoos?

Funny story: Does Taylor Swift Have Any Tattoos?

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden recently said at a White House state dinner honoring the president of Guatemala, Pancho Ensalada that it is getting harder and harder for the youth of America to find nice, good, wholesome role models. H...

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Discovery of New Mayan Calendar Updates Doomsday Prophesy

Archeologists have discovered a new Mayan calendar - the Beach Babes Bikini Edition - that provides a new, and more reliable, date for the end of the world: June, 2014. Discovering the calendar also proves that the Mayan's much publicized prophes...

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Guatemala Says They've Developed A Nuclear Weapon

Funny story: Guatemala Says They've Developed A Nuclear Weapon

GUATEMALA CITY - The tiny Central American country of Guatemala has just issued an international press release stating that after several years of research, planning, and development they now have a nuclear weapon. A spokesperson for the Guatemala...

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Shuttlecock Row Divides Dorking Seat Of Learning

Funny story: Shuttlecock Row Divides Dorking Seat Of Learning

The University of Dorking has been rocked by a controversy that threatens to have major repercussions for one of its prestige Departments, writes Storm In A Teacup Correspondent, Will Slather. This controversy, which threatens major repercussions,...

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Guatemala To Invade Mexico

Funny story: Guatemala To Invade Mexico

GUATEMALA CITY - The president of Guatemala Jose Juan Jose "Timmy" De Los Platanos has just issued a world-wide statement that his country plans to invade Mexico next Tuesday. De Los Platanos said that he is tired of the wind blowing the swine flu...

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Hints for Solo Travel in Central America

Funny story: Hints for Solo Travel in Central America

The following are some helpful guidelines for solo travelers visiting Central America for the first time. Feel free to print this list and refer to it throughout your visit to this beautiful, yet culturally diverse region. Bring anti-nausea medication with you at all times. Accept the fact you will get violently ill anyway. Don't assume that your new Nicaraguan boyfriend is serious when he...

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Guatemala priests poised to unhex sacred site after Bush visit

Funny story: Guatemala priests poised to unhex sacred site after Bush visit

Guatemala City - (Rotters): Iximche shamans have vowed to take no chances with any lingering evil influences that George W Bush may leave behind when he visits the ancient Mayan archaeological site next week to spread his customary sicko toxins dres...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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