"I just can't do the whole gloom and dome thing anymore." That was the message the Grim Reaper passed along to reporters today at a well-attended news conference.
"You know, after reading A New Earth-Awakening by Eckhart Tolle, which is on Opra...
Los Angeles, California - Yesterday, 81 year old Hannibal Smith, leader of the notorious A-Team, had yet another brush with death.
For the seventh time in as many weeks, the Grim Reaper came to collect this fugitive of over three decades. This ti...
ATLANTA - In a stunning announcement yesterday, the U.S. Center For Diseases (USCD) said that, due to budget cutbacks amid this economic recession, they were forced to lay off their highest ranking employee, Mr. Grim Reaper.
Although Mr. Reaper...
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