Snow-covered patio furniture took their complaints to the New Hampshire State Supreme Court after being buried for weeks under excessive snow banks.
Patio Furniture Reps report that New England's extreme subarctic temperatures and record-breaking...
"This happened to a guy in London, England recently and was reported in all the newspapers so I guess this idiot thought it must be some wonderful thing and he winds up needing help also", says Fire Chief Nick Shaft.
Shaft was talking about the re...
TARZANA, California - Someone once said that Gary Busey's rowboat is missing both oars.
It's also been said about the man with the bird's nest hairdo that he has all the charm of a speed bump.
But Gary has a tremendous sense of humor. He knows...
In a drastic plan to evade prosecution for fraud, Pierre Bagsoffit, Chief of Swiss Central Bank, thought he'd try a bit of face grilling. Bagsoffit had amassed nearly 5 billion euros by distorting accounts and sometimes adding too many noughts.
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