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Funny story: Wednesday's State Opening of Parliament will be the Queen's last

Wednesday's State Opening of Parliament will be the Queen's last

London - Fears she'll suddenly snuff it on live UK TV were doing the rounds at Hellfire Club HQ today. The Illuminatis' cold war shoo-in has been plagued by nightmares since Sunday's tragic 1,000 Guineas that claimed the life of 33/1 filly Gray Pe...
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Funny story: Racing: a mouldy Gray Pearl and the equine Pearly Gates

Racing: a mouldy Gray Pearl and the equine Pearly Gates

Newmarket - The mysterious owner of a filly that died at Newmarket's starting stalls rejoices in the name of Mr H R Mould. This afternoon Gray Pearl, the jewel in his crown of Thousand Guineas aspirations, was tragically struck down on the Rowley...
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The infamous congregation mistakenly installed a large anus with a breast pump attached to it, instead of a fountain. Pastor has commented, "now God hates us!" 5 Members burned themselves alive.
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