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Good Queen Bess's Body Not in Her Tomb

Funny story: Good Queen Bess's Body Not in Her Tomb

London--In a recent ongoing inventory of the extensive and diverse remains within Westminster Abbey a fluke DNA test proved a lead enclosed body in a back-room crypt was actually the remains of one of Britain's most illustrious monarchs. Queen Eli...

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On A Lighter Note: More People Are Being Cremated Today!

Funny story: On A Lighter Note: More People Are Being Cremated Today!

"Lighter note huh? You news people think the whole world is one big happy home don't you? Well, I deal day in and day out with dead people and cleaning them up, placing a cotton ball with alcohol up their wazzoo and draining them dry so what so humorous about that?" After telling Mr. Clay we only were there to ask him and his staff.. "Did you say 'Stiff'?" "No. I said staff. The people wh...

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Sheepshat All Over Church Cemetery!

Funny story: Sheepshat All Over Church Cemetery!

Since there was no money any longer to keep the church cemetery mowed, a preacher in North Carolina borrowed some sheep from a local sheep farmer who had family buried in the church graveyard. "I thought we could just fence them off", stated Broth...

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Orders for bulldozers hit 100 year high

Funny story: Orders for bulldozers hit 100 year high

Detroit - As home foreclosures escalate the need to bulldoze vacant property is expected to soar. That is why orders for bulldozers have hit a 100 year high, according to bulldozer salesman Ravegay Iggerday, of Detroit. We have Mr. Iggerday on the...

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Grave Diggers Monthly Gazette

Funny story: Grave Diggers Monthly Gazette

Hello! And welcome to another edition of our fun pack magazine. Last month, Mr E. Winter from Devon, wrote to the Editor complaining about the sniggering from two of our members while burying his wife. I have spoken to those involved and they explained that Mr Winters wife had died of Leprosy, and while lowering the open coffin into the hole, her nose fell off. They tried to carry on, bu...

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Government Law to Recycle Graves

Funny story: Government Law to Recycle Graves

The shortage of land for cemeteries has become so acute the Government has now passed a law which allows councils to clear out the bones from any grave where the person was buried over 100 years ago and re-use it. Anyone buried in a re-cycled grave w...

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Sierra Club Wants to Ban In Ground Burials

Funny story: Sierra Club Wants to Ban In Ground Burials

SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- The Sierra Club, reputedly America's oldest, largest, and most influential grassroots environmental organization has begun a major campaign today to lobby Congress to ban traditional in ground burials. Their presser states tha...

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Human Tongues Growing Out Of Gravesites in US

It is a phenomenon that has been reported occurring all over the US in the last few months, what appears to be a human tongue is growing out of the ground at numerous grave sites. While the news media has been slow to report it for fear of mass hyste...

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Dead man found in graveyard

Funny story: Dead man found in graveyard

A dead man has been arrested by police in Cheshire for loitering with intent in a graveyard near to where he died seven months ago.

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Nixon Rolls Over then Rises From Grave

Funny story: Nixon Rolls Over then Rises From Grave

When the Archangel Michael reached Heaven with news that people were comparing George W. Bush to Richard M. Nixon, the late Richard Nixon rolled over in his grave, then rose from the dead to protest the matter.

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Pope Appears From Beyond The Grave

Funny story: Pope Appears From Beyond The Grave

Tens of people have flocked to the house of Joe Novark to see an image of John Paul II………. in an aubergine!...

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Sam Walton rises from grave to testify in Wal-Mart class action suit

Funny story: Sam Walton rises from grave to testify in Wal-Mart class action suit

BENTONVILLE, AR - Sam Walton was seen rising from his grave early yesterday wearing only a scowl, and he told a surprised cemetery worker that he was hopping mad at the mess his children have made of the company he worked so hard to build.

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