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Funny story: Florida Citrus Growers Report That They're Losing A Lot of Their Citrus To Crocodiles

Florida Citrus Growers Report That They're Losing A Lot of Their Citrus To Crocodiles

SARASOTA COUNTY, Florida - Milo Bimbardi owner of The Hurricane Citrus Farm has just reported that he has lost a lot of his citrus crop to damn crocodiles. He spoke with the local news media and said that he has been growing oranges, lemons, and g...
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Funny story: George Zimmerman Allegedly Threatens His Wife With A Bag of Grapefruit

George Zimmerman Allegedly Threatens His Wife With A Bag of Grapefruit

LAKE MARY, Florida - The way George Zimmerman is going he may yet end up spending a bit of time in prison. The 29-year-old self-appointed neighborhood watch baron recently revealed that his wife Sherrie has filed for divorce. Sherrie allegedly...
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Funny story: BBC To Screen Baby's First Taste of Grapefruit

BBC To Screen Baby's First Taste of Grapefruit

A baby's first taste of grapefruit is to be screened by the BBC later on this year as part of a series about the life cycle of the human body. Scientists have advised that it is "important not to shy away from talking about unpleasant early human...
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