Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean husky-boy sized dictator Kim Jong Un released his New Year's Resolutions today.
The resolutions are:
1. Not to execute any relatives closer to him than second cousin for the next few months.
2. To have the labor camps be at least a third of the way through with his pyramid by the end of the year.
3. To get to at least Level 20 on Grand Theft Auto 4...
NYC Police told the press this morning that they had arrested one Howard Applegate for car theft after they got him out of the trunk while screaming to anyone he heard on the street to call 911.
Applegate confessed that he was the person stripping...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - After the hugely successful debut of "Gran Thief Otto 17" today, Crockstar Games has announced that they will be releasing "So, You Wanna Be A Rapist?" just in time for the upcoming holiday season.
Gaming experts have estimated...
A new study on crime in major American urban areas, found that nearly 10% of all crimes commited are homages to the violent video game series Grand Theft Auto. What other video games are causing humans to act wierdly?
- PacMan Unnecessary eating of marshmallows and cherries.
- Burnout: Paradise Pulling up at traffic signals and racing against bemused drivers, in a Ford Focus
- SingStar At...
Shock spoof news today as legendary games maker Capcome issued several writs and warnings about exposing the latest revulsion in in-game sexual content, available as hacks to the original game, Resident Evil 5.
In what can only be seen as a blatan...
LOS ANGELES (FMLiveWire) - Madonna has joined Britney Spears expanded visitations and now plays Grand Theft Auto 4 with the Spears' kids.
Hidden scenes have been found in Grand Theft Auto IV, the latest in the controversial video game series. It didn't take long for hackers to find the back doors into an even more disturbing world than the already offensive main story.
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