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Funny story: Grand National Betting Prospects

Grand National Betting Prospects

Bookmakers are being inundated with punters who are betting on next year's Grand National. Odds on two dead horses at the next National have escalated to 2 to 1 on. One worried Bookie declared: 'This is becoming a dead certainty. Two dead is the f...
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Funny story: 'Psychic' Grand National horse Synchronised predicted own death?

'Psychic' Grand National horse Synchronised predicted own death?

Aintree, Liverpool - Something spooked long time Grand National favorite and Cheltenham Gold Cup champion Synchronised as he cantered over the starting line at Aintree before the off this afternoon. Witnesses say he unseated jockey AP McCoy who'd...
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Funny story: Horse Wins Grand National

Horse Wins Grand National

The 2012 Grand National was won by a horse, we can sensationally reveal, in a nail biting race which went right to the finish line. The horse, a grey one, came first over forty other horses to win the world renowned National Hunt handicap steeplechas...
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Funny story: First Bus and Trains to sponsor next Grand National

First Bus and Trains to sponsor next Grand National

The First Bus and Trains group who er, run buses and trains have decided to sponsor the next Grand National at Aintree in Liverpool. Commenting on their decision, a director of the transport form said "they were sponsoring the next Grand National...
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Funny story: Grand National Winner Ridden By Alien, Claims Expert

Grand National Winner Ridden By Alien, Claims Expert

Journalists were still baffled last night as they tried to understand how the UK's top horse race - the Grand National - was won and lost. As usual, there was terrific interest in the greatest event in the horse-racing calendar. The race lived...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton orthodontist in Grand National glory bid

Kate Middleton orthodontist in Grand National glory bid

Liverpool - The man who's reshaped the gnashers of hundreds of Z-listers - including anorexic trainwreck Kate Middleton - is set to make history at Aintree on Saturday. Sam Waley-Cohen rides 12-1 shot Oscar Time in the Grand National, the first am...
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Funny story: Coleen Rooney leads fashion brigade at Aintree

Coleen Rooney leads fashion brigade at Aintree

Coleen Rooney scrubbed up well as she attended her 7th visit to Aintree's Ladies' Day, sporting a little black dress. Wayne wasn't at Aintree, probably at home nursing a sore foot and babysitting little Kai. Coleen seems to enjoy the limeligh...
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Funny story: Camilla of Cornwall breaks leg - ends up being shot

Camilla of Cornwall breaks leg - ends up being shot

Her Grand National dreams are over. After defying all odds as filly of the year - ordained to win the top cash purse - Camilla of Cornwall proved herself to be just another old nag. Unable to deliver in the grand manner that was expected of her C...
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Funny story: Coleen Rooney Judges The 2010 Worst Dressed Contest at Aintree

Coleen Rooney Judges The 2010 Worst Dressed Contest at Aintree

LIVERPOOL - One of England's most famous WAGs Coleen Rooney, wife of Manchester United's Wayne Rooney served as the judge for the Annual Aintree Worst Dressed Contest. Mrs. Rooney said that this year it was an extremely difficult job of judging du...
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Funny story: Mr Ed & The Grand National

Mr Ed & The Grand National

Mr Ed the only talking horse, who recently finished second at Newbury, spoke from his stable today about the Grand National the Worlds Greatest steeplechase, over 4.5 miles and thirty fences at Aintree in Liverpool. We gave Mr Ed some polo mints,...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & The Grand National

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & The Grand National

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been sent Grand National tips for today's race from thousands of people. Pattinson who is currently in London filming the Movie BEL AMI, has not decided who he will be backing in the Grand National, but...
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Funny story: Grand National Debt Reduction Plan

Grand National Debt Reduction Plan

In a surprise move to cut Britain's gigantic public debt, Chancellor Alistair Darling ordered the Bank of England to print an extra £10 billion in notes and put the lot on The Package in tomorrow's Grand National. The move infuriated Gordon Brown, wh...
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Funny story: Grand National Spoof Special

Grand National Spoof Special

Its the Grand National tomorrow the worlds greatest steeplechase, over 4.5 miles and 30 fences at Aintree in Liverpool. The course has such famous fences as Bechers Brook, The Chair, The Canal Turn, Valentines Brook, and the Foinavon Fence where ther...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga gets a grand set of Gold Teeth

Lady Gaga gets a grand set of Gold Teeth

Lady Gaga has now had work done on her teeth and is walking around with a set of Gold Teeth probably to promote the track called TEETH on her MONSTER BALL TOUR. Meanwhile Grand National winning jockey Liam Treadwell has got himself a nice new set...
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Funny story: Sarah Jessica Parker betting scandal

Sarah Jessica Parker betting scandal

Bookmakers have stopped taking bets on the winner of the 2014 Grand National when it was announced that Sarah Jessica Parker was expecting twins. High Street bookmakers Bill Hill said "It is inevitable that one of the Parker offspring will win the...
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Funny story: Grand National cancelled by PM

Grand National cancelled by PM

Horseracing's biggest event, the Grand National, has been cancelled by the Government. The race, due to be run on Saturday, was sensationally banned by the Prime Minister after he discovered that Aintree was near Liverpool. Speaking today, the Pri...
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Funny story: FIA To Take Over The Grand National

FIA To Take Over The Grand National

Formula One's ruling body, the FIA, today announced that it is taking over the running of the Grand National. FIA Chief, Bernie Ecclestone, said: 'We will be organising the race next April, and will be introducing some new rules that have worked s...
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Funny story: Shergar Found After Royal Mail Issues Horse Stamps

Shergar Found After Royal Mail Issues Horse Stamps

The Royal Mail has today withdrawn 14,000 first day cover issues of horse related celebratory stamp sets featuring missing thoroughbred Shergar after Shergar's DNA was found to be contained in the adhesiv...
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