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Funny story: Rupert Giles

Rupert Giles

Rupert Giles studied at Oxford University, but dropped out before earning a history degree to become a voyeur, or "watcher," as his father and grandmother Edna had been before him. Rather than taking his wayward son to task for wasting what could have been a superb education at one of the world's leading universities, Giles' father approved of his decision, affirming it as a fulfillment of his "de...
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Funny story: Goth Caught In Smirk Fiasco

Goth Caught In Smirk Fiasco

A teenage Goth was in hiding last night, after accidentally smirking at an episode of 'Take Me Out', the ITV Saturday evening dating show hosted by the 9'8" comedian Paddy McGuiness. Darren Gloom, 17 of Hastings, was staying with associates when t...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole becomes a Goth!

Cheryl Cole becomes a Goth!

Yesterday, Cheryl Cole announced that she will no longer be the sweet Geordie girl we all know and love, she has gone goth. So far in her trek to the dark side, Cheryl has dyed her hair dark green and binned all her false eyelashes and brightly colo...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert Gets The Horn In Nantucket

Adam Lambert Gets The Horn In Nantucket

There is far more to openly gay pop star Adam Lambert, who was runner-up in the 8th season of American Idol, than simply looking like Elvis Presley's Gay Nephew or being a big girl's blouse and milking his sudden fame for all it is worth, writes Beli...
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Funny story: Former Punker evaluates Goths

Former Punker evaluates Goths

Rapid City, South Dakota - A grumpy old man, who back in the day (1965) was a Punker, has finished his study of Goths, after having learned that his grandson was one. Here are his findings. Goths are a bunch of spoiled, over-indulged pretentious...
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Funny story: Goth Detectives In Secret Civil Partnership

Goth Detectives In Secret Civil Partnership

Goth Detectives Noel Fielding and Russell Brand have been married in a drunken civil partnership on a trip to Las Vegas. The comedy duo are notorious womanisers, seen pictured with many different women in a single week. Fielding, 35, has also be...
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Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.
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