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Goth Guy Killed By Vampire-Killer Guy

Funny story: Goth Guy Killed By Vampire-Killer Guy

Last Friday began like any other day for Goth guy James Vendurbuen, a vegan breakfast, an hour long shower, two hours of hair and make-up and an hour of self-loathing. But what happened during his typical wait at the bus stop was far from typical. He...

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APA Classifies Goth As "Narcissistic Depressive Disorder"

Funny story: APA Classifies Goth As "Narcissistic Depressive Disorder"

The American Psychiatric Association released a controversial statement this week that classifies goth style as a condition to be treated with anti-depressants. APA spokesman Cole Redpost suggested in a press release that families and loved ones of those suffering from Goth or Narcissistic Depressive Disorder now have medical treatment options to choose from for NDD sufferers. "The APA is re...

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Rupert Giles

Rupert Giles studied at Oxford University, but dropped out before earning a history degree to become a voyeur, or "watcher," as his father and grandmother Edna had been before him. Rather than taking his wayward son to task for wasting what could have been a superb education at one of the world's leading universities, Giles' father approved of his decision, affirming it as a fulfillment of his "de...

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Goth Caught In Smirk Fiasco

Funny story: Goth Caught In Smirk Fiasco

A teenage Goth was in hiding last night, after accidentally smirking at an episode of 'Take Me Out', the ITV Saturday evening dating show hosted by the 9'8" comedian Paddy McGuiness. Darren Gloom, 17 of Hastings, was staying with associates when t...

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Cheryl Cole becomes a Goth!

Yesterday, Cheryl Cole announced that she will no longer be the sweet Geordie girl we all know and love, she has gone goth. So far in her trek to the dark side, Cheryl has dyed her hair dark green and binned all her false eyelashes and brightly colo...

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Adam Lambert Gets The Horn In Nantucket

Funny story: Adam Lambert Gets The Horn In Nantucket

There is far more to openly gay pop star Adam Lambert, who was runner-up in the 8th season of American Idol, than simply looking like Elvis Presley's Gay Nephew or being a big girl's blouse and milking his sudden fame for all it is worth, writes Beli...

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Former Punker evaluates Goths

Funny story: Former Punker evaluates Goths

Rapid City, South Dakota - A grumpy old man, who back in the day (1965) was a Punker, has finished his study of Goths, after having learned that his grandson was one. Here are his findings. Goths are a bunch of spoiled, over-indulged pretentious...

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Goth Detectives In Secret Civil Partnership

Funny story: Goth Detectives In Secret Civil Partnership

Goth Detectives Noel Fielding and Russell Brand have been married in a drunken civil partnership on a trip to Las Vegas. The comedy duo are notorious womanisers, seen pictured with many different women in a single week. Fielding, 35, has also be...

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Clown Union Assures Trump He'll Always Have A Home With Them

"He's made us laugh so much and he's orange. We know he can't last too much longer, so just sayin'."
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