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Michelle Obama Reveals Irritants Of Living In The White House

Funny story: Michelle Obama Reveals Irritants Of Living In The White House

WASHINGTON, DC - In a candid interview done by a piece of thread dangling off retired journalist, Barbara Walter, The First Lady, Michelle Obama reveals some startling things she hates about The White House Experience. * When ever he can, the President likes to replay videos of the '70's dance show 'Soul Train'. * There's this group of about 3 or 4 men, whenever Michelle sees them, they...

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Miley Recalls Getting Slapped

Funny story: Miley Recalls Getting Slapped

When Miley Cyrus was about nine she was so busy she had forgotten all about Halloween and found that she had no costume. So her Mom, Tish, got out her own clothes and told her to go as her Mom. She said her mom had waited up late. "Daddy was alway...

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All Quiet On Rio Ferdinand's Twitter Account

Funny story: All Quiet On Rio Ferdinand's Twitter Account

Sources report little activity recently on Manchester United and England footballer, Rio Ferdinand's Twitter account. Insiders reveal that they're not sure if the reason behind the inactivity is because of fear of hackers, or because of redtop allega...

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Millions Flock To Twitter For Their Salacious Gossip

Funny story: Millions Flock To Twitter For Their Salacious Gossip

In the wake of recent revelations concerning super injunction cases in the UK, millions of computer users have been signing up with 140 character social networking site, Twitter, for their daily dose of salacious gossip. Tweeters have been warned...

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Britney, Jennifer, Lindsay Get Into Shakespeare

HOLLYWOOD, CA Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez and Lindsay Lohan have announced they will be forming a new entertainment conglomerate designed to bring the works of Shakespeare to young people. The unlikely trio recently shared lunch on Hollyw...

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WikiLeaks Tell-All Goes Unnoticed by 99.9% of Americans -- most of whom are really only interested in their sports teams and their Hollywood gossip

Funny story: WikiLeaks Tell-All Goes Unnoticed by 99.9% of Americans -- most of whom are really only interested in their sports teams and their Hollywood gossip

(US and A) - As the spillage by WikiLeaks continues, the vast majority of Americans are immune to any personal take on the matter -- preferring to get their sanitized news stories cut up into bite-sized pieces for them instead. "We just don't get...

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Katie Price Exclusive!

Funny story: Katie Price Exclusive!

Forget OK! Forget Hello! You can even ignore Heat and Star and Grazia and Look… You won't find this exclusive on any of the news stands…(we get the picture, ed). Or on those celeb gossip bits in between ad breaks on C5. Spoof is the only place...

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Up and Coming TMZ Rival Pays Jon Gosselin to do Stupid Stuff

Funny story: Up and Coming TMZ Rival Pays Jon Gosselin to do Stupid Stuff

Hollywood, CA - Move over TMZ, there's another celebrity rumor mill in town and they are willing to spend big bucks to take the celebrity business to a whole 'nother level. Spread'M is reportedly behind Jon Gosselin's huge dragon tattoo and t...

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Gossip from across the channel

Due to the extensive election fever that has gripped the nation and the sad loss of ugly Benda, many seem to have forgotten about that other bunch of thieving comedians across the English Channel (soon to be officially renamed the European Ditch because the Frogs and Krauts find the term English deeply offensive) who are hell bent on sabotaging the British economy by sending all of their deadbeats...

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Woman talks for five hours without inhaling air

Judith Beckinsdale, aged 56 and from Billingsgate has set a new world record for talking nonstop. Judith, a self proclaimed 'fish wife' rambled on for 5 hours and 24 minutes yesterday in her front room of all places. She beat the previous record by 6...

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Perez Hilton To Play Paris Hilton In The Paris Hilton Story

Funny story: Perez Hilton To Play Paris Hilton In The Paris Hilton Story

HOLLYWOOD - Tinseltown's notorious purveyor of scandalous celebrity blogging hors d'oeuvres Perez Hilton, has just received word that he has been picked to play the infamous blonde celebrity maven Paris Hilton on the silver screen in the Warner Broth...

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New study shows women talk longer

Funny story: New study shows women talk longer

A two-year study by experts from the University of Dungeness, Kent, has shown that women talk about 18% more than they did ten years ago, a rise of 40% on the 1970's. The rise is being put down to the increased use of mobile phones, although Profe...

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Fresh New Entertainment & Gossip #6

Funny story: Fresh New Entertainment & Gossip #6

Hugh Hefner in a statement of his idea of having a True Love "A True Love for me is defined almost exclusively in terms of romantic love as defined by the films of my childhood, especially when I was 13 and all those secret Betty Page photos and...

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All New Gossip Entertainer #5

Funny story: All New Gossip Entertainer #5

Rebecca Romign and Jerry O'Connell are the proud parents of twin girls according to reports on the radio this morning including that of Howard Stern on his satellite radio program. Romijn, 36, regretfully had missed Howard Stern's recent nuptials...

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Carole Malone collapses in on herself

JOURNALIST Carole Malone has collapsed in on herself forming a spiraling vortex of hate, according to reports. Colleagues say that The News of the World columnist Carole was sat at her desk reading this week's copy of Spicy magazine before emittin...

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Is baby V pregnant?

Is Vanessa Hudgens pregnant? Is that a baby bump? Is Zac Efron the father? Too many question and the answer to two of them is yes… Yes we asked Vanessa if she was pregnant and she hesitated a bit but then told the truth that she is pregnant and it's her 3rd month, but how come we didn't see it when she was in Mexico or Paris? That's because she wasn't wearing anything revealing until acciden...

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Vanessa's Big Trouble

Funny story: Vanessa's Big Trouble

Vanessa Hudgens seen "making out" with some hot guy who is not Zac Efron, Wow Vanessa we did not see that coming from you... So, who was that hot guy seen kissing cutie Vanessa? Well it was (drum role) Jesse McCartney! That must have been a sho...

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What did Hilary Duff just do?

Funny story: What did Hilary Duff just do?

Was that Hilary Duff hanging out with Zac Efron? Did she just kiss Zac? How come Vanessa didn't say anything? And why did all of this happen? All you need to know is right here. On Wednesday Hilary Duff was talking with Zac in a café where they we...

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Breaking news…

Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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