Five days on from Gary Speed's tragic end, media experts are rubbing their eyes in total disbelief. Wondering what on earth is up with the tabloids.
Can it be true? Have they finally cleaned up their act, thrown off their sleaze-stained underwear, handed in their gossip-badges, turned over a new leaf - and gone straight?
Are they no longer the same shameless red-tops that drove Diana to...
SOUTH COAST GOSSIP: Depraved Worthing love-rat, 97 year old Reg Barnowl, was today dumped by his pregnant girlfriend, buxom blond barmaid Betty Grimsdyke.
Heartbroken Miss Grimsdyke, Worthing's 1984 Barmaid of the Year, discovered serial womanis...
Sources report little activity recently on Manchester United and England footballer, Rio Ferdinand's Twitter account. Insiders reveal that they're not sure if the reason behind the inactivity is because of fear of hackers, or because of redtop allega...
On behalf of the Amalgamated Union of Gossip Writers, here is an apology for getting one or two things slightly skew-whiff lately about Pippa Middleton, sister to Catherine Duchess of Cambridge.
Miss Middleton, or Peachy Bum as columnist Reg Sprat called her on Sunday, is not pregnant by the Duke of Bloxham's Eton educated son, the 15 year old Hon Peregrine Hornet-Birdbrain.
Neither is she...
In the wake of recent revelations concerning super injunction cases in the UK, millions of computer users have been signing up with 140 character social networking site, Twitter, for their daily dose of salacious gossip.
Tweeters have been warned...
HOLLYWOOD, CA Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez and Lindsay Lohan have announced they will be forming a new entertainment conglomerate designed to bring the works of Shakespeare to young people.
The unlikely trio recently shared lunch on Hollyw...
(US and A) - As the spillage by WikiLeaks continues, the vast majority of Americans are immune to any personal take on the matter -- preferring to get their sanitized news stories cut up into bite-sized pieces for them instead.
"We just don't get...
Here is some gossip to entertain you with. I may have been away for.. err.. ages.. but as I've just got back and was perusing my statistics and profile I noticed I have been here for a year exactly - which is a pure coincidence, but it did make me check my overall Spoofiness.
I don't have that much inclination to go out at this time of year as it is an unseasonable -6 degrees celcius where I li...
Forget OK! Forget Hello! You can even ignore Heat and Star and Grazia and Look
You won't find this exclusive on any of the news stands
(we get the picture, ed).
Or on those celeb gossip bits in between ad breaks on C5.
Spoof is the only place...
Hollywood, CA - Move over TMZ, there's another celebrity rumor mill in town and they are willing to spend big bucks to take the celebrity business to a whole 'nother level.
Spread'M is reportedly behind Jon Gosselin's huge dragon tattoo and t...
Due to the extensive election fever that has gripped the nation and the sad loss of ugly Benda, many seem to have forgotten about that other bunch of thieving comedians across the English Channel (soon to be officially renamed the European Ditch because the Frogs and Krauts find the term English deeply offensive) who are hell bent on sabotaging the British economy by sending all of their deadbeats...
Judith Beckinsdale, aged 56 and from Billingsgate has set a new world record for talking nonstop. Judith, a self proclaimed 'fish wife' rambled on for 5 hours and 24 minutes yesterday in her front room of all places. She beat the previous record by 6...
HOLLYWOOD - Tinseltown's notorious purveyor of scandalous celebrity blogging hors d'oeuvres Perez Hilton, has just received word that he has been picked to play the infamous blonde celebrity maven Paris Hilton on the silver screen in the Warner Broth...
A two-year study by experts from the University of Dungeness, Kent, has shown that women talk about 18% more than they did ten years ago, a rise of 40% on the 1970's.
The rise is being put down to the increased use of mobile phones, although Profe...
Hugh Hefner in a statement of his idea of having a True Love
"A True Love for me is defined almost exclusively in terms of romantic love as defined by the films of my childhood, especially when I was 13 and all those secret Betty Page photos and...
Rebecca Romign and Jerry O'Connell are the proud parents of twin girls according to reports on the radio this morning including that of Howard Stern on his satellite radio program.
Romijn, 36, regretfully had missed Howard Stern's recent nuptials...
JOURNALIST Carole Malone has collapsed in on herself forming a spiraling vortex of hate, according to reports.
Colleagues say that The News of the World columnist Carole was sat at her desk reading this week's copy of Spicy magazine before emittin...
Is Vanessa Hudgens pregnant? Is that a baby bump? Is Zac Efron the father?
Too many question and the answer to two of them is yes
Yes we asked Vanessa if she was pregnant and she hesitated a bit but then told the truth that she is pregnant and it's her 3rd month, but how come we didn't see it when she was in Mexico or Paris? That's because she wasn't wearing anything revealing until acciden...