Washington, D.C. - As tensions continue to escalate between Russia and Ukraine, Russian President Putin has ordered his fighter jet pilots to flirt with crossing into Ukrainian airspace to tempt a response from the smaller country.
Having clambered down from the scaffolding, I made my way to the window, where my friend Shylock Humes was looking out onto a wintry Candlestick Maker Street.
"Yes, doctor", said Humes, "this is the carriage I was expecting."
"But there is something amiss here!" I ejaculated, and immediately regretted it. Mrs Dudson was away visiting her cousin Effie at Ecclefechan. How would we clear up in...
A horrible Beast has been found in the River Lea near the Olympic Park where geese have been mysteriously disappearing.
It was found by John Moose, a resident of Hackney who was out fishing on the river. 'It suddenly emerged from the water and gob...
An 85-year-old grandmother was arrested last night in Baton Rouge, Louisiana for feeding wild geese. Mrs. Sadie DuBois was placed under arrest when she was witnessed feeding dried corn to the local geese inhabiting Stonewall Jackson Park.
New anti-obesity laws that came into force at the start of December have rendered some cherished Christmas traditions politically incorrect.
"The 'F' word has become more objectionalble than the 'N' word, the 'C' word or the 'G' word," said BNB Le...
It seemed impossible. Many people thought they were dreaming when they heard it. But it happened, and it happened on a farm in Somerset.
David Powkin is 56. He has been working on Randunlend Farm for 40 years now having taking over from his father...
A one-legged goose, who escaped the chopping block this past week, was nicknamed "Lucky" by city officials after he barely got away from a drunken resident who was looking to bag himself a free meal.
The goose was minding his own business when an...
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