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Funny story: Lindsay Vonn Says Tiger's Glutes Are "Fully Activated" For Master's.

Lindsay Vonn Says Tiger's Glutes Are "Fully Activated" For Master's.

Olympic Downhill Ski great, Lindsay Vonn, assured worldwide golf fans that her boyfriend, Tiger Woods, and his glutes, were fully activated in preparation for the 79th Master's Golf Tournament taking place this week. This in speculation, after Tiger...
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Funny story: President in Hawaii Surprised By Many Gifts From Target Sent to Family There

President in Hawaii Surprised By Many Gifts From Target Sent to Family There

"This is remarkable", stated Michelle Obama and her daughters agreed. "I guess the American people appreciate us after all." The First Lady was talking about all the great gifts, over 4000 at the last count, they have received from ordinary citize...
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Funny story: Golf Club Disco Sparks Riot In West London

Golf Club Disco Sparks Riot In West London

A leafy west London suburb was recovering after another night of violence today. Riot police had a long night trying to bring order to Chiswick after angry revellers went berserk after a golf club disco. The trouble apparently began at Wyke Gre...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods and His New Lover, Alyse Lahti Johnston, Are Planning a Thanksgiving Day Wedding

Tiger Woods and His New Lover, Alyse Lahti Johnston, Are Planning a Thanksgiving Day Wedding

WINDEMERE, Florida - It appears that Eldrick Tont Wood's golf game isn't getting any better but his 'off-the-course' 'ball' game seems to be doing okay as evidenced by his latest much-younger, white, blonde girlfriend 22-year-old Alyse Lahti Johnston...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods's new golf bag deemed 'illegal' and 'disgusting'

Tiger Woods's new golf bag deemed 'illegal' and 'disgusting'

World number one, two and three golfer, Tiger Woods has been forced to go back to the traditional golf bag after the World Golfing Federation deemed his golf bag not only illegal, but disgusting. With Woods's wife, Elin Nordegren, not wanting him...
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Funny story: Tiger - Lucrative New Sponsorship Deals

Tiger - Lucrative New Sponsorship Deals

Fears that Tiger's recent naughtiness would dent his earnings proved unfounded when his details of latest sponsorship deals emerged this week. National Windshield Replacement Services are amongst the new deals, along with Band Aid makers Johnson a...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods endorsed Fire Hydrants are becoming popular this Christmas!

Tiger Woods endorsed Fire Hydrants are becoming popular this Christmas!

Orange County, Florida: Never one to miss a marketing opportunity, the fully endorsed Tiger Woods fire hydrant is now on general sale. Top of the buyers are golf courses who plan to have a fire hydrant at the start and finish of every fairway. T...
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Funny story: Man Clubs Dozens Of Nilton, Alabama Residents To Death

Man Clubs Dozens Of Nilton, Alabama Residents To Death

A deranged golfer has run amuk into the middle of Nilton, Alabama, population 559, and killed everyone he saw with a Big Bertha 460 Driver according to several people who fled the Sammage Shop on Main Street. Blood and eyes and more than one mus...
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Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV

George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".
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