New York City - The world's largest investment firm is going all out this Halloween to make the holiday special for the thousands of Occupy Wall Street protesters who have become its neighbors in the financial district.
"For starters, we're going...
Special to INS - Lloyd C. Blankfein, Chairman and CEO of Goldman Sachs, the New York-based bank holding company, announced today that the firm will change its name to Sacks O'Gold (NYSE ticker, SOG). The change is in keeping with the firm's intention...
The front page of USA Today announced that '5 Wall Street Heavyweights say it's time to "Get Back Into Stocks!"' Yes folks, for those of you who are not unemployed or living out of a storage unit it is time to take your hard earned cash and put it back into the hands of those people who almost sunk the United States like it was the Titanic.
The money section of the paper (and who knows money...
Official notification is hereby given to all citizens of the United States that the government of said land is dissolved and that the entity formerly known as the United States Of America has been acquired in a hostile takeover by the newly formed Corporation of North America.
All questions of national allegiance and international relations will now be addressed to the Halliburton America s...
"Questions have been raised that go to the heart of this institution's most fundamental value: how we service our clients." - Lloyd C. Blanketyblank, Goldman Sachs's C.E.O., at the firm's annual meeting and finger-pointing, held this month at an undi...
Following a week of prosecutorial investigation, a single man was identified at the core of the Goldman Sachs controversy, and is now at the center of a federal probe.
Bernie "The Bookie" Goldman, who hasn't set foot in a Goldman Sachs office buil...
New York - (Off-the-Wall-Street): Fallout from the Eyjafjallajokull glacier volcano has reached the London HQ of investment banking giant Goldman Sachs.
This morning its London office at former Daily Telegraph plant Peterborough Court/133 Fleet St...
Goldman Sachs, the Wall Street powerhouse, has been accused of nothing by America's greatest hero, Colonel Nobody.
The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) alleges that Goldman failed to do anything including disclose conflicts of interest, w...
New York, NY - The area around the offices of Goldman Sachs in New York City and New Jersey are void of pedestrian and vehicular traffic because of an overwhelming stench resembling the smell of dirty rats emanating from every part of the buildings a...
Banking Giant Goldman Sachs today announced bumper profits of £8billion. While the rest of the country struggles through the snow and with only snow to eat the bankers at the firms City headquarters were eating swan and basking in winter sunshine.
Canary Wharf - (Northern Crock Mess): Former trailer-trash jewelery retailer Gerald Ratner is poised to swoop on investment giants Goldman Sachs after the bank's share price nosedived.
Ratner, 69, famously caused the bankruptcy of his own eponymou...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- The fabulously rich bankers and traders at Goldman Sachs who enjoy big salaries and bonuses now enjoy free sex-change surgery in a new perk.
Canary Wharf, Shitty of London - (Ass Mess): Hedge Funds, a term synonymous with Bush Slush Funds only even bigger, are financial scams open to invitation-only mobster cartels wanting to make a packet without paying any tax on earnings and run withou...
London - (Ass Mess): Tower Hamlets Council has told a megabux rich US investment bank Goldman Sachs where to stick its £2 million offer to build a City Academy in its borough.