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Funny story: Betty White Denies That She Flashed Ron Paul At A Political Fundraiser

Betty White Denies That She Flashed Ron Paul At A Political Fundraiser

LOS ANGELES - Betty White, at the age of 90, is one of the few people in America who is older than GOP presidential candidate Ron Paul. Ms. White is best noted for having starred in the popular sit-com The Mary Tyler Moore Show where she portrayed...
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Funny story: Betty WhiteTurns Out To Be 21-Year-Old Asian Male

Betty WhiteTurns Out To Be 21-Year-Old Asian Male

People in Hollywood were astonished, and that takes some doing, to learn this morning that the person they have presented all kinds of awards to over the past year is NOT the real Betty White, but an Asian Man using makeup to look like the lady. A...
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Funny story: Golden Girl Rue McClanahan Dies, Betty White Wins Tontine

Golden Girl Rue McClanahan Dies, Betty White Wins Tontine

Golden Girl Rue McClanahan has died at the age of 76. That makes actress, Betty White the last of the Golden Girls and winner of at least a million dollar tontine. The tontine is named after a banker named Lorenzo de Tonti, who invented it in Fran...
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Funny story: "I Hope You Die!" Betty White's Note To Fellow Golden Girl Who's Had a Stroke

"I Hope You Die!" Betty White's Note To Fellow Golden Girl Who's Had a Stroke

"I hope you die, so I can be the last Golden Girl!" That was Betty White's "get well" card to fellow former Golden Girls cast member Rue McClanahan, who is recovering from a stroke. "Betty's full of shit", laughed McClanahan. "She and I both sent...
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Funny story: Dirty Golden Girl hits Sara Palin in the Gut

Dirty Golden Girl hits Sara Palin in the Gut

A new health and diet drink is booming in the Alaska bars which was created by a prominent toilet paper company and a closet alcoholic physician which are making millions! It is said to be a favorite of Sara Palin's and the secret to her weight...
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Funny story: J-Lo, Bea Arthur Fued Ends As Arthur Drops Dead

J-Lo, Bea Arthur Fued Ends As Arthur Drops Dead

According to an Indian newspaper, two of Hollywood's most well known faces, Jennifer Lopez and Beatrice Arthur have come to loggerheads over their upcoming films, both focusing on single women wanting to be mothers. However, over the recent weeken...
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Funny story: Golden Girls Reunion Halted by Incontinence

Golden Girls Reunion Halted by Incontinence

(Hollywood, CA) A long anticipated reunion movie of the popular television series The Golden Girls was halted when all four stars of the show found it difficult to get through shooting without soiling themselves.
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Kerry Deals With Hostage Crisis

A spokesman for the U.S. State Department announced that Secretary of State John Kerry has been taken hostage by Iranian terrorists and is involved in negotiations demanding his immediate release.
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