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Funny story: People get what they deserve

People get what they deserve

Have you ever heard of a hybrid political system composed of one or more technically opposites? Take, for instance, the United Kingdom which is comprised of four nations: England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Northern Ireland is a devolved government. In other word, it is being granted a home rule. First, the overall ruler was called the Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, the British monar...
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Funny story: Man In Des Moines Wants To Marry Goat

Man In Des Moines Wants To Marry Goat

The issue of gay marriage is a very hot topic right now with two, and only two, sides to the argument. One side says homosexuals should be allowed to marry, while the other side says it's repulsive and will lead to people marrying animals just becaus...
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Funny story: Weather prompts road hazard warning for Wales

Weather prompts road hazard warning for Wales

The current state of the UK weather is hardly news. Each day we are regaled (literally) with more accounts of torrential rain, howling winds and damaged property. But to research a story that may well have slipped under the radar, The Spoof has be...
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Funny story: Ten Favourite Goat Facts From Prince Constantin Ferdinand Maria of Liechtenstein

Ten Favourite Goat Facts From Prince Constantin Ferdinand Maria of Liechtenstein

with Prince Constantin Ferdinand Maria of Liechtenstein, Winner Of "Landlocked Royalty Goat Fancier Of The Year 2003" "Salutations, gentle goat-lovers. Here are some of my favourite facts about the goats. I trust that you will enjoy them." 1) I knew a woman once who was interested in goat husbandry. She wanted to marry a goat. 2) Goat breeding is quickly learned. You can pick it up on...
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Funny story: El Chupacabra Arrested for Illegal Immigration

El Chupacabra Arrested for Illegal Immigration

An El Chupacabra, or simply "Goat Sucker," was arrested in the town of Tubac, Arizona for illegal immigration. The Goat Sucker, or Enrico Encarnacion as he likes to be called, was also found with a kilo of cocaine in his prison wallet, or anal c...
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Funny story: Can This Goat Get More Fans Than Barack Obama?

Can This Goat Get More Fans Than Barack Obama?

On February 17, 2010, White House officials again refused to comment on the Facebook phenomenonCan This Goat Get More Fans Than Barack Obama? In just 11 days Goat has added over 224,000 fans and is adding additional fans at the rate of more than...
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Funny story: Arab World Upset At New Movie "The Men Who Sleep With Goats"

Arab World Upset At New Movie "The Men Who Sleep With Goats"

The Arab world is up in arms and upset about the new movie starring George Clooney and titled "The Men Who Sleep With Goats." Muhammed Rahad Siyad, secretary at the Saudi Arabian consulate office in Hollywood, offered the following statement: "Th...
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Funny story: Wind farm 'kills Taiwanese goats'

Wind farm 'kills Taiwanese goats'

A large number of goats in Taiwan may have died because of a local wind farm, it was suggested today. A farmer on an outlying island told the BBC he had lost more than 400 animals after eight giant wind turbines were installed adjacent to his grazin...
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Funny story: Dial-A-Goat

Dial-A-Goat

Dial-A-Goat I must apologiise for the rather unusual approach but I have an idea for what I feel would be a very viable business but I am short of funds and wondered if there was any astute entrepreneurs out there willing to risk an investment? About Dial-A-Goat.. As the name suggests Dial-A-Goat is a service whereby one telephones a premium rate line and a goat is delivered direct to th...
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Funny story: Jacqui Smith voted sexiest babe in Afghanistan

Jacqui Smith voted sexiest babe in Afghanistan

British Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is once again in the news after being voted 'the sexiest babe' outside Afghanistan. The local Afghani camel and goat herders have called for her to appear naked in this months Playgoat (A popular lads mag). Moh...
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Funny story: Thief Changes Himself Into Goat

Thief Changes Himself Into Goat

One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State,...
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Funny story: Goats start fire in Iowa

Goats start fire in Iowa

NORWALK, Iowa - A group of goats may have started a fire that destroyed a home in central Iowa, firefighters said. The fire broke out early Tuesday near Norwalk. Three people in the house escaped unharmed. John Hadley said, "My cat woke me up...
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Funny story: Goats on Death Row?

Goats on Death Row?

Kinshasa jail, The Democratic Republic of Congo has been the home for a dozen goats, which were said to be held there illegally. The 'Dirty Dozen' were on remand, and due to appear in court, charged with being sold illegally by the roadside. Deput...
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Funny story: Sudan Stan Forced to Marry Goat

Sudan Stan Forced to Marry Goat

A Sudanese man, Stanley Tombe, has been forced to take a goat as his 'wife', after he was caught having sex with the animal. Mr. Alifi Malakal, a halal rat vendor from Sudan's Upper Nile State, told The Spoof's Births, Marriages and Deaths desk t...
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Funny story: Goat's Milk Prevents Personality Disorders

Goat's Milk Prevents Personality Disorders

New research from the White House Office of Faith-Based Scientific Inquiry indicates a thorough chain of causality for drug use, mental illness, liberal political preferences & mopery.
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Funny story: Afghanistan's Goat Talent

Afghanistan's Goat Talent

A new show is soon to be aired on the Arabic Satellite Channel, Al Jazeera in an attempt to show the Western World how far Afghanistan has progressed in the last few years. Afghanistans Goat Talent will showcase the huge range of skills attributed to...
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Funny story: Happy Man Mysteriously Stops Whistling

Happy Man Mysteriously Stops Whistling

Popular cheery guy, Larry Phelps is well known to the citizens of Kingston Town, Jamaica as 'happy Larry', but to everyone's astonishment last Friday he suddenly stopped whistling, wearing brightly colore...
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Funny story: Goat forced into arranged marriage with Indian man demands divorce

Goat forced into arranged marriage with Indian man demands divorce

A goat, forced into an arranged marriage with a man from Mumbai (Bombay), is demanding a divorce as the man is entirely unable to satisfy the poor goats sexual needs.
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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