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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Tsunami threatens island

Isle of Wight News - Tsunami threatens island

A tsunami alert for the Isle of Wight has been issued by the UK Met Office after a landslip in Cuba has sent a wave travelling in our direction. "The tsunami is currently three centimetres high," said Met Office spokesman, Matt Welcomme. "It was c...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Surfeit of Gnomes

Isle of Wight News - Surfeit of Gnomes

It is unbelievable, but it has happened again. Once more the island has been inundated with far too many garden gnomes. Islanders will remember the 1972 Garden Gnome surplus that saw three garden gnomes for every man woman and child on the island.
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Funny story: Archbishop Tutu in Gnome Health Study

Archbishop Tutu in Gnome Health Study

Scientists have analysed the gnomes of five South Africans, including Archbishop Desmond Tutu, to study their genetic diversity and health. The study, published in the magazine Fishing Rod, compared the genes of the Archbishop's garden gnomes with...
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A bloody miracle, says the mortician, considering I was about to inject him with two gallons of formaldehyde

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