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Jeremy Corbyn reveals election plan

Funny story: Jeremy Corbyn reveals election plan

Labour party leader Jeremy Corbyn has revealed his plan for the 2017 general election, even though polls show that he has almost no chance of victory. He will wear a red pointy hat and boots, and sit on a giant toadstool in his front garden with a fi...

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Kate Middleton garden gnome caught in lewd shagging act at Chelsea Flower Show

Funny story: Kate Middleton garden gnome caught in lewd shagging act at Chelsea Flower Show

London - The Queen's practically had a heart attack at the news that a Kate Middleton garden gnome 'looking like it had swallowed a mouthful' was found in a state of flagrente delicto at a Chelsea Flower Show preview party. Modeled on pregnant roy...

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Isle of Wight News - Tsunami threatens island

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Tsunami threatens island

A tsunami alert for the Isle of Wight has been issued by the UK Met Office after a landslip in Cuba has sent a wave travelling in our direction. "The tsunami is currently three centimetres high," said Met Office spokesman, Matt Welcomme. "It was c...

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Isle of Wight News - Surfeit of Gnomes

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Surfeit of Gnomes

It is unbelievable, but it has happened again. Once more the island has been inundated with far too many garden gnomes. Islanders will remember the 1972 Garden Gnome surplus that saw three garden gnomes for every man woman and child on the island.

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Archbishop Tutu in Gnome Health Study

Funny story: Archbishop Tutu in Gnome Health Study

Scientists have analysed the gnomes of five South Africans, including Archbishop Desmond Tutu, to study their genetic diversity and health. The study, published in the magazine Fishing Rod, compared the genes of the Archbishop's garden gnomes with...

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