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Funny story: Wife Crazy Glues Weiner To Bed So He Can't Pole Vault Out Without Arousing Her

Wife Crazy Glues Weiner To Bed So He Can't Pole Vault Out Without Arousing Her

THE WEINER REPORT: Huma Abedin and Representative Anthony Weiner were married in the garden of Oheka Castle on Long Island in a ceremony officiated by President William Jefferson Clinton approximately 11 months ago. Huma, who is a long time aid to...
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Funny story: PVA Glue - Key To Undoing Recession, States 'Do Nothing Dave'

PVA Glue - Key To Undoing Recession, States 'Do Nothing Dave'

The Guildhall, London W1 - Opposition party leader, David 'do nothing' Cameron today announced his strategy for countering global recession here at The Guildhall by addressing a hardcore audience of Thatcherite devotees, intent on destroying civilisa...
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Funny story: High School Musical 3 to tackle real issues

High School Musical 3 to tackle real issues

Waltfilms have revealed that the hotly anticipated 'High School Musical 3' will focus on realistic themes that will 'resonate better with the target audience.' Joe Robben, a press spokesman for Waltfilms worldwide, told us 'Setting it in Dundee gi...
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Funny story: Campaigner Tried To Glue Himself To Gordon Brown

Campaigner Tried To Glue Himself To Gordon Brown

News from Number 10 where it was claimed that Dan Glass, a protestor of something or other attempted to glue himself to Gordon Brown.
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Funny story: Mariah Carey glues face to old man's leg

Mariah Carey glues face to old man's leg

Singer Mariah Carey got herself in a sticky situation when she accidentally glued her face to the leg of an 85 year old man.
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Funny story: Buster and the Baby angel, Chapter 14

Buster and the Baby angel, Chapter 14

Should we chart the origins of Buster and, dare we say, HIS baby angel we would find that both in some way held on by spit and glue to a fate that might bring them to more than the usual destruction or mediocrity -perhaps the same thing- as Thoreau's most(you know, lives of quiet or worse disquieted desperation). Spit on the cheek of the endeared if slobbered Buster and glue on the often sore...
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Funny story: Glue Comes Unstuck

Glue Comes Unstuck

Twelve goals in just two games have now sped past the Old One Two's beleaguered goalkeeper fuelling reports that he is considering retirement. Player Manager Sir Kerr MacRae has repeatedly supported the rotund keeper who last years ball stoppi...
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Funny story: Smarty Investment Finally Pays

Smarty Investment Finally Pays

Release June 10, 2004: Your local Staples Office Supply Superstore is now selling the Smarty Glue Stick. Losing the Belmont Stakes, and ultimately the coveted, and elusive, Triple Crown, "Someone had to pay," said owner and maj...
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Funny story: New Glue

New Glue

British scientists have announced today that they have formulated a glue which they believe is the strongest in the world.
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